StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

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Dude Dragons said:
Oh Jesus I think Styx might have shot this judge.
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The problem with this theory is that you fail to understand Styx's character and personality. Breaking and entering into the DA's office with a loaded gun to murder him is deranged but at least requires guts. Styx is the type of coward to sit in his bedroom and take credit for any bad thing that happens to his enemies. That way he can feel smug and vindicated without actually having to do anything. The guy has severe social anxiety and is scared to leave his bedroom. Let alone leave it to go murder a lawyer. He lives in his own imaginary world of pretend-magic. His entire life and identity is roleplaying. So I'm going with Occam's Razor here. As in, the simplest solution (least assumptions) is true. Styx taking credit for a guy's death via magic is LARPING, aka roleplay. He's been doing that his entire life to avoid feeling like an ugly loser. 'Cause that lets him feel like an uber-powerful, special snowflake, wizard with powers. Murdering a lawyer would be out of character for him. Smugly taking credit for something he didn't do in the lawyer's suicide, is within Styx's character. So to summarize, to predict Styx is to predict which set of actions is more larpy than the other one. That is the one Styx will take. He is that predictable.
 
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Now if he can just take credit for his own suicide, we'd all feel a little lighter from the heavy, heavy psychological price we pay for this retard's faggot existence - and flourishing from it.
 
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I want to see and hear a discussion about magic and satanism between this guy and Cobra but can we add Stephanie Cianfriglia in there too? So mote it be.
 
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Easterling said:
Is Styx the based version Anton La Vey?
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No, absolutely not. It would be a compliment to call Styx "safe edgy", he doesn't even rise to that. His positions are extremely safe to vocalize "Trump Derangement Syndrome is idotic", "lol, look at this lefty sperg out", "Americans are getting fed up with elites", etc. He espouses extremely safe, extremely mainline positions and does so ad nauseum. His predictions come with an 85% certainty, so it is easy to shrug off failed predictions as "well, guess this just falls under the 15% margin of error", allowing him to pose himself as a winner for correct predictions and avoid losing anything for failed predictions. Nothing about him is remotely based, edgy or anything similar. There is a reason him and Quartering partner together. He spams the most trivial of observations to subaverage IQ audiences and they view him as some sort of god, because anyone of any intelligence is basically talking a foreign language to them and they can not relate. His extremely high time preference doesn't even allow him to pivot this niche into success, as evidenced by the fact that he neither had the resources to bail himself out or even the social capital to get someone to bail him out with "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." He is so low that he "commands mother" and thinks he's a fucking world bending sorcerer for doing so. Styx fails every metric by which one might assert him to be based.
 
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I know for a time that Styx identified as an "ex-Satanist" or "ex-occultist." I don't have dates of the beginning or end of this arc. I generally respect people who not only put away childish things, but correctly laugh at their previous positions. I believe in mercy and will always grant clemency to anyone who meets this basic requirement, provided their previous position didn't leave actual flesh and blood victims. I was more than willing to give Tarl a pass for his cringey youth when he was putting up the auspices that he abandoned it. When he went back and did so while either approaching or being middle age, he became lower than a worm. Styx is a monumental faggot and has permanently burned any bridge of being a credible online, public facing persona. The most he can hope for is a quiet retirement if he ever gets the fuck offline and at least makes some basic attempt to live a private offline life. He must be bullied each and every day that he is online. Mercy was granted to him, he abused it, mercy is a one time thing.
 
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Man can't even grab boob without fucking it up.
How he expects to kill people with sorcery I'll never know.
I mean, I hexed a guy, and he died, once, but he was a junkie, and was already on his last legs (slipped on black ice, cracked head), so whilst I'll play on it as an in-joke among friends, or sometimes to spoop on the credulous, actually believing that shit is retarded.
Unless you're taking a "cultural psychology" angle like probable nonce Arthur C. Clarke outlines in the book "World of strange powers".
 
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TulpaTownW said:
Styx implies his occult powers has caused the suicide of an assistant DA in new Orleans, which he seems to have recently flown to, presumably for court. Will Styx escape justice? The news article says the assistant DA was found dead around 9pm on Saturday January 4th with a self inflicted gunshot wound to the head. Styx's twitter shows him posting that he will "soon arrive in New Orleans" at 10:38am, which initially peaked my interest - did styx murder the DA? However, he then goes on to post and complain that 'the delta kiosks are down' on January 5th at 5:51 am.
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Chaos magic is bullshit, I've read every book and supposed spells and rituals.
In fact Using loosh I accumulated
I Glowie, will following to reality: for now on Styx is a quadruple faggot and retarded white nigger
 
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