StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Waifu Days]

The DA's friend:

I eagerly await Styx's response where he dismisses this guy due to his grammar or some gay shit like that.

 

[Mr. Frank Einstein Ràtheo]

Dude, even the fucking Amazing Atheist has gotten into chaos magic recently.
I'm telling you, everyone who hates religion eventually goes down the "Your mind makes it real, man" alley,

Magic is creation from thought. You have to conceive the thing, and then take the steps to make it happen. Your mind—Logos—is God. John 1. If only liars and hypocrites have the thought to manifest their will, then only they will control anything. So you better start believing in magic, too.

Spoiler: Egyptian story

Reminds me of Isis and Ra. Ra or Re is Jesus Christ. His name is spelled in Hebrew Resh Yad. It means Head of Creation, which is Logos. Re is depicted in the Hebrew name of Mary, which I’ll teach you about. His power is to conceive a thing, give it a name and have control of it. This is magic aka thinking of something and doing it.

Isis was a renowned healer, though she was also a black magician. Re appeared on earth as a feeble old man that drooled like a baby. She took the mud from his saliva and the dirt, rolled into a venomous snake and brought it alive, then put it where she knew Re would go.

He was bitten, and he called the names of all the venomous animals to take the venom away, but the snake did not come because he didn’t know its name.

So he called on the great healer Isis, and asked that she take the venom away. She agreed to heal him if he told her his name, and let her tell her son Horus. Eventually in his agony he complied, telling her his name, and she took the venom away.

 

[Netizennameless]

Really a great idea to post schizoid rants online claiming to have killed a prosecutor from the office that's prosecuting you for crimes at this very moment.

I mean it might help with an insanity defense but I wouldn't recommend it.

 

[Earthly Treasures]

Someone call a Witchfinder.

 

[mickrussom]

Oh wow, cool, you killed a lowly assistant PA with chaos magic. Bravo. Clap clap clap. But have you communicated with Odin? No? Have you KILLED A GOD? That's what I thought bitch. You're not at Rudy's level, and CobraJFS wouldn't even let you shine his shoes. I bet you haven't even merged dimensions like Chris. You're pathetic. Sit the fuck down wizard boy.

Rudyard's melty was fucking epic.

"Rudyard Lynch’s life season 3 [wsvN_MHaVN4]"

It was all a ruse! What's with these nutters showing chicken skin in their bathrobes?

 

[The Grimace]

Styx implies his occult powers has caused the suicide of an assistant DA in new Orleans, which he seems to have recently flown to, presumably for court. Will Styx escape justice? The news article says the assistant DA was found dead around 9pm on Saturday January 4th with a self inflicted gunshot wound to the head. Styx's twitter shows him posting that he will "soon arrive in New Orleans" at 10:38am, which initially peaked my interest - did styx murder the DA? However, he then goes on to post and complain that 'the delta kiosks are down' on January 5th at 5:51 am.
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Posting my favorite Styx clip here:

 

[California Newt]

This nigga so cooked he thinks he's like Clyde from Law Abiding Citizen. Except instead of an expert engineering autist with 9000 IQ plans, he's a methed-up neckbeard making pacts with a gay owl twink

Apologies if this was covered in the thread before, but from what I understand of chaos magic it doesn't have a set canonical list of demons—it's incredibly open-ended, and in theory you can do literally whatever because they don't believe in any set truth beyond what your mind creates.

I assume people are memeing when they reference the Helluva Boss version of Stolas, but under this guy's worlview, couldn't he just straight up make pacts with cartoon characters?

 

[P R O X Y]

Are there any good recap videos of styx? I appreciate that he is some sort of WoW/Runescape NPC wizard that just says weird things and you ignore it but you are still required to interact to proceed.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

I assume people are memeing when they reference the Helluva Boss version of Stolas

I don't keep up with this guy's thread too often, but from what I remember, he's actually made posts about identifying with that specific depiction of Stolas, or at the very least praising it

 

[California Newt]

Magic is creation from thought. You have to conceive the thing, and then take the steps to make it happen. Your mind—Logos—is God. John 1. If only liars and hypocrites have the thought to manifest their will, then only they will control anything. So you better start believing in magic, too.

Spoiler: Egyptian story

Reminds me of Isis and Ra. Ra or Re is Jesus Christ. His name is spelled in Hebrew Resh Yad. It means Head of Creation, which is Logos. Re is depicted in the Hebrew name of Mary, which I’ll teach you about. His power is to conceive a thing, give it a name and have control of it. This is magic aka thinking of something and doing it.

Isis was a renowned healer, though she was also a black magician. Re appeared on earth as a feeble old man that drooled like a baby. She took the mud from his saliva and the dirt, rolled into a venomous snake and brought it alive, then put it where she knew Re would go.

He was bitten, and he called the names of all the venomous animals to take the venom away, but the snake did not come because he didn’t know its name.

So he called on the great healer Isis, and asked that she take the venom away. She agreed to heal him if he told her his name, and let her tell her son Horus. Eventually in his agony he complied, telling her his name, and she took the venom away.

Where do you get the idea to identify the Logos with your own mind? You realize that words can mean different things in different contexts, right? The logos of the stoics isn't exactly the same concept as the Logos in Christianity, etc. The Logos in Christianity is explicitly the second hypostasis of the Godhead. The image of God in man is made in the image of the Logos, but isn't itself the Logos. Whether or not you believe that is irrelevant; John 1 is talking about the Christian understanding.

low IQ wizards are always playing schizo word games. That's freestyle mumble-rap, not ancient forbidden knowledge. This is a big part of why you guys go crazy.

 

[☥Thoth☥]

The bright side to this is that people who engage in such practices die like a fucking dog. Styx better hope his larping is just larping. Would be a shame if his heart exploded or a Grand Piano lands on his cranium.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Look I understand the arguments against restricting personal rights, but no one needs high-capacity suicide spells. It's time we all sat down and had a proper discussion about common sense grimoire control.

 

[Mrs. Sai Moon]

I don't buy styx's excuse that it was chaos magic that killed the DA. Styx clearly cast an invisibility spell on himself and blew the DA's brains out when he was in New Orleans.

 

[PeachDream]

I'm of the opinion we should charge people who try and cast these spells for attempted murder.
I mean their spells were never going to work, but they did try lol

 

[Dude Snakes]

480p archive:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXHJAL3OsM (PreserveTube)(1080p catbox.moe archive.org)

Oh Jesus I think Styx might have shot this judge.

 

[Cthulus Nutsack]

Styx implies his occult powers has caused the suicide of an assistant DA in new Orleans, which he seems to have recently flown to, presumably for court. Will Styx escape justice? The news article says the assistant DA was found dead around 9pm on Saturday January 4th with a self inflicted gunshot wound to the head. Styx's twitter shows him posting that he will "soon arrive in New Orleans" at 10:38am, which initially peaked my interest - did styx murder the DA? However, he then goes on to post and complain that 'the delta kiosks are down' on January 5th at 5:51 am.
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I'm embarrassed to have thought he was laying off the drama and trying to get his shit somewhat together. I actually enjoyed his old vids on the occult bc they were kinda grounded in reality but I see that's done and gone

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

streetlight changing

Oh hey, I know this spell. Cobes gonna be mad, but I'll share it with you guys.

First, you gotta buy and eat some fried chicken. A chicken sandwich or a plate of chicken nuggets are also acceptable. Then, you get in your car, anywhere in the US, and you drive to one of the main drags in town, where the road is pretty straight, but there's a light every few blocks. Then you start looking for magical signs until you see a sign with two numbers on it on the side of the road. If the sign has three numbers, it's not the magical sign; it has to be TWO numbers ONLY. Remember your two-digit magical number, and match the speed on your speedometer to the magical number. When you've synchronized the speed that you're driving with the magical number, the street signals will begin to turn green for you when you approach the intersections. Big 4-way intersections, irregularly-shaped intersections, and freeway off/on ramps disturb the harmonics, so the magic will fail in these areas, but will pick up again once you're past these types of complicated intersections.

Spoiler: How the magic happens

In reality, it's known as "driving the posted speed limit", and most traffic lights are on a timer and synchronized so that you'll hit all green lights if you drive the speed limit, except for in the hairy intersections in town. The complicated and congested intersections and freeway junctions are timed so that almost everybody has to stop there, and it encourages people to slow down and prepare to stop when approaching them. This system greatly improves the flow of traffic and encourages responsible driving, so almost every community does this. Only a complete narcissistic loon would convince themself that this was caused by some magical power within themselves, rather than from coincidence or external factors. The chicken is just because everybody has to eat, right? Mmmm, chicken nuggets.

 

[Turquoise]

Women are intensely attracted to murderers, especially the type Tarl attracts, so we can expect some action at the Hogwarts Rutland branch in the coming months. We'll probably get to enjoy the full fallout around May time when they all sign up here with tales of betrayal and piss fetishism.

 

[Dude Snakes]

This is why you leave magic to the professionals in the pointy hats. We have rules, traditions, and we don't try to take credit for things that will get us in trouble.

No one should be, demons are real and it NEVER ends well for those fools that make deals with them.

Dumb larping faggot.

No I think Tarl is/was trying to cast spells, he is a Satanist.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Apologies if this was covered in the thread before, but from what I understand of chaos magic it doesn't have a set canonical list of demons—it's incredibly open-ended, and in theory you can do literally whatever because they don't believe in any set truth beyond what your mind creates.

I assume people are memeing when they reference the Helluva Boss version of Stolas, but under this guy's worlview, couldn't he just straight up make pacts with cartoon characters?

Sounds like a cult for pampered perverts