Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Hoooly shit. For Bowie I hoped she wouldn't but here we are. -25 starting with a BANG!

So ...... which one of you degenerates will bite the bullet, subscribe and post her pathetic lewds here?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

She might’ve chased off her cakejohn clientele and this is what she has to do.

The theory is that she was initially set up with cakejohn's via a female pimp doing that sort of "escorting" connections (she's mentioned somewhere in this thread). I'm going to guess in a narc-like fashion, once Tess got a few cakejohn's she dropped the middle man (and probably forever burnt that relationship to the ground, knowing how narcs work) thinking that her "clients" would be her forever faithful and that she'd have no issues finding new cakejohn's.

Of course, clients eventually move on for various reasons and none were interested in paying her way. Not having a way to get new clients (and she might even get kicked in the teeth if she tries stealing others), she has no choice but to advertise publically that she's a whore now.

 

[Aquinas 2]

Does she have a fatgina?
Can i see it?

 

[Fallow Tallow]

Natasha Crown is hotter.

Jesusfuck, It's like an elephant gave a blowjob to a hornet's nest.

 

[TheGoyTism]

Natasha Crown is hotter.

Black hands typed this

 

[The Hardest R]

The theory is that she was initially set up with cakejohn's via a female pimp doing that sort of "escorting" connections (she's mentioned somewhere in this thread). I'm going to guess in a narc-like fashion, once Tess got a few cakejohn's she dropped the middle man (and probably forever burnt that relationship to the ground, knowing how narcs work) thinking that her "clients" would be her forever faithful and that she'd have no issues finding new cakejohn's.

Of course, clients eventually move on for various reasons and none were interested in paying her way. Not having a way to get new clients (and she might even get kicked in the teeth if she tries stealing others), she has no choice but to advertise publically that she's a whore now.

That middleman was Tiffany Kaelin, Kato Kaelin’s big titty daughter, who is a lot more open about what she does than Tess, up until yesterday apparently.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Genuinely nuts what kind of things women can shrug off. "It was during covid, everyone made an onlyfans, move on lmao". "No, onlyfans is real sex work!", "oh so you're a sex worker?", "uhh no I'm just a woman people wanna pay to see naked!..".

There was this subreddit called "the challenge" or something, and it was -literally- just putting up your phone to record and jumping cunt-first onto it. And I can 100% imagine people playing that off years down the line without risking their career. "It was a thing!".

Randy Pitchford had a porn video on a usb and it more or less ruined his reputation.

 

[Pargon]

Randy Pitchford had a porn video on a usb and it more or less ruined his reputation.

No, that was Aliens: Colonial Marines, and rightfully so. Tess could drug and seduce her own adult son and that would still be marginally less humiliating.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Ozempic has been one of the greatest modern inventions for mankind. No longer does anyone have to stress about whether they can lose weight with a particular diet, they can instead shoot up to get their weight to shoot down.

ozempic does unspeakable damage to your body
i think it says a lot about people if they're so insecure that they're willing to do anything to lose weight, including damaging their own internal organs, but so, so lazy and have so little inhabitation, if that "anything" only goes as far as not needing to actually lift a finger, take a walk, or eat less cake

 

[Cornfed]

You know,.if I was still in highschool I would bully kids by just printing out pictures of their land whale moms spreading their dirty butter dish online for less than the cost of a slice of pizza and handing said pictures to said kid every day.
But hey, a fat retard whore gets to feel good about herself, who care what her kids get put through.
And speaking of, when this fat bitch dies at age 45 I don't think there will be much of an inheritance to receive, OnlyFans seems to be the last cope of women who had something and lost it all being retarded.

 

[Cuckoman]

Tell me God, are you punishing me?
Is this the price I'm paying for my past mistakes?

(I want to know what I did to deserve this so I can not do it again.)

 

[Tragi-Chan]

only a rare few women actually get any amount of money from that, too, and it's pretty much always people of interest like celebrities who are already big
nobody, and i mean nobody, has ever gotten famous or rich off of onlyfans, being a complete and utter rando beforehand- they were always known for something else first

Belle Delphine, as far as I’m aware, was famous for nothing until she did OF. Granted, she’s mostly known among very online people and coomers, but she’s probably better known than your average porn star.

The thing is, anything that seems like easy money, isn’t. If it was, we’d all be movie stars and musicians and millionaire influencers. And that includes being an online thot. You’re up against thousands upon thousands of people peddling the same basic thing. Once you’ve got people hooked, how do you get them to stay once they’ve seen everything? You need to be a performer and a businesswoman, as well as physically attractive.

I don’t think Tess has what it takes. She’s arrogant and lazy, and she became as successful as she did largely through luck. I would imagine we’ll get the same process here. She’ll make a few half-assed posts and expect the millions to come flooding in, then she’ll lose interest when they don’t.

 

[barrow greeter]

you mean the big beachball blimp fat bitch?

ugh....gross...I think I just threw up in the back of my throat,...ughhh.. really gross actually

 

[OttoWest]

However she’s been out of her apartment for at least a few weeks at a minimum, staying at closely cropped rooms that have a lot of furniture designs you’d only find at hotels. If she is bouncing around various hotels and no modeling gigs in sight, she may have had “no choice” but to be up front with what she has been doing these last 4-5 years.

The place she’s currently staying looks like a motel or a small, low rent apartment. There’s a big hole in the door (not pictured) and she can barely fit in the bathroom. I’ll bet her ass is pushing against the wall.

 

[Angry New Ager]

She clearly is in dire financial straits , but she wastes a fuck ton of money and time to travel to the fat genocidal country of switzerland to give a fattie talk, someone posts a picture of her doing the talk,

Somebody else paid for her trip to Switzerland. Maybe it was the TEDx Lausanne organizers. Maybe it was Hachette, the publisher of her forthcoming book; if so, they probably would have provided her with a script for the talk, as she's as incapable of writing and delivering a coherent speech as she is writing a book (the actual writing of which was likely done by her less-well-known co-author).

I wish I knew why the talk hasn't been released, and Tess herself stopped mentioning it (and she hardly mentions the book, which you'd imagine she'd be bragging about constantly). But after looking at TEDx Lausanne's website and YouTube channel, it appears that none of the other talks from the same session have been released yet. So for now, it looks like the videos are still being prepared for release, and I expect we'll eventually see it.

This terrible cunt is preparing to release a motivational book aimed at children/young teens, and this is how she chooses to present herself to the world. A washed-up old has-been, reduced to sticking her iPhone between her unwashed ass cheeks to pay the rent.

Tess, your own children would be better off without you, what advice could you possibly have for other people's offspring?

You're an absolute fucking disgrace.

In former times, resorting to doing porn would have got that book contract cancelled. But when you look at all the degenerate, sexually-explicit stuff and troon propaganda published specifically for kids and teenagers now? The promotional kit and her bio will probably celebrate her brave decision to pursue sex work.

Proposing this be added to her thread title. Our OnlyFans whores kweens should be duly recognized.

Nay, immortalized.

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People who post things like this after announcing a life choice are definitely not harboring any deep seated self-resentment or shame. “I’m sleeping good tonight!” posts woman, still in stirrups after her eighth abortion.

The line, "I'm not the Tess y'all knew" really jumped out at me. To the extent that her followers "know" Tess, it's entirely based upon what she has put out there on social media for the world to see.

So I guess what she's saying is that she's been lying all along, and everything she's led her followers to "know" about her is a bunch of fakery? That's perilously close to self-awareness there, Tess.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Guess what supermodel started an onlyfans?
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So she's a fat whore. Nothing's changed lmao

 

[Pargon]

So she's a fat whore. Nothing's changed lmao

Yeah but it’s like getting a world record. Everyone you know may be certain that you wore the heaviest beard of bees in the world, but when Guinness certifies and documents it, that’s when you know you’ve Arrived.

“Certified and documented” fat whore is objectively funnier than “presumed and assumed”.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Natasha Crown is hotter.

If i really had to choose between this bish and Tess (very common name for actual cows lol) i would choose the latter, atleast Tess has nice tits but Natasha has sad tits with ugly looking Uranus sized ass + horrendous mongoloid totempole face.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Does she have a fatgina?
Can i see it?

I hate thread tourists.

 

[Echnaton]

Guess what supermodel started an onlyfans?
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5 years too late. Not even chubby chasers would like that now. Niggers always an option tho