Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[The Hardest R]

Tess has nice tits

Uh, what?

5 years too late. Not even chubby chasers would like that now. Niggers always an option tho

The last nigger she dated literally ran away from her during the date by her own admission.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

Guess what supermodel started an onlyfans?
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Women who post shit like this pretending to sleep, they KNOW deep down they are coping.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

Amazed that she found a camera large enough honestly.

 

[Echnaton]

The last nigger she dated literally ran away from her during the date by her own admission.

Terrifying. How obnoxious and horrible can she be to repel a groid? I thought it was impossible for them to resist the jiggly undulations of Fat White Woman

 

[Aquarius]

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Let's get one thing clear: I'm not the Tess y'all knew. I am only focused on my career, kids, and my own mental/ physical health. So if you think shaming me for choices I'm making at my grown age is gonna work, it won't. That's child's play. I'm proud of me. Y'all should be too.

I’m no expert, and maybe this has been discussed before in this thread, but it looks like she has botched lip filler in the penultimate attachment. There’s a pale line of normal skin that is still puffed-up along with the her actual, pore-less skin tissue. This is classic lip-filler migration. Archive link without anchored text here.

Just to make sure I wasn’t wasting everyone’s time, I searched this thread for “migration”, and found nothing. However, there were tons lol of results for “lip filler”. A bunch of people basically described filler migration without using the term, so clearly I’m not imagining things. She really is “botched” in the truest sense of the word. I don’t understand why a woman this big would pay good money to look more swollen and bloated. Unfortunately, there’s probably a lot of dudes who will be into this.

Also… what? How is posting titty pics “focusing on her kids”? I’m so confused… Is she sleepy? Is that why she’s saying stupid things? Is that the joke? Did this big bitch actually get the jump on me? lol of course not

She’d get more money overall just working a fast food job.
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You’re assuming that she wouldn’t just go into debt by eating the stores stock. And that she is capable of standing on her feet all day making coffee or burgers or whatever. Just lift up your titties and let the Internet see the musky, plugged-up hair follicles underneath. That’s easier.

Wonder if she's gone "public" because the private donors have dried up.

This is a very good question. I think we would need input from people who know how the “feeder” scene works in order to answer it.

I would assume that, like most sex work, the value of the prostitute decreases with age and mileage, unless they pivot into a niche that lets them exploit those new developments. I’ve also heard about prostitutes who provide a sort of “romantic” experience, and that can stay the hand of time in a customer’s pants. That is to say that I don’t know the particulars of the scene, but I would assume if she had donors they are drying up. There are younger fat girls. I assume there are even fatter girls. Or girls her size who are willing to do more.

TLDR: I think your theory makes sense, but would need to be substantiated with proof of her doing sex work before this.

She should probably do it, I know a ton of inflation and vore fetishists who would pay a ton to see that disgusting shit.

You can tell a lot about a man by the company he keeps.

Maybe I’m being optimistic, but maybe he’s a therapist? Or an anthropologist?

First Trisha now Tess? More like OnlyFats amirite?

What if OnlyFans ends up being the only way people on the site can buy merchandise from Null now that Stripe is gone…? Aren’t they trying to rebrand as more than just a porn site?

Can't wait to dodge those nudes when they're posted here

How you gonna dodge a tidal wave? You think the dinosaurs could’ve dodged that asteroid?

 

[Jacknife]

I think she will make a decent amount for a while, she is at least somewhat well known and I think that is a pretty good indicator for success on onlyfans

If she is bouncing around various hotels and no modeling gigs in sight, she may have had “no choice” but to be up front with what she has been doing these last 4-5 years

Not up-to-date in the housing market but isn't even a cheap hotel way more expensive than a decent apartment?

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Uh, what?

In comparison to Natasha Crown, i like them natural but preferably with woman carrying them skinnier than that guy living under a bridge with bunch of pizzas, u know.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

It’s probably already been said but she is fat and I would not have sex with her.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Is there really an OF market for obese women?!?

Sadly, the Internet has taught me one thing and that is think of the most repulsive thing you can and realize someone somewhere is jacking off to that.

 

[Drip Torch]

She is less fat than most male users of this site.

 

[Grog]

Haven't paid attention to this bitch in years and suddenly she looks like Donald Trump in drag from the neck up.

 

[Senzawa]

Women who post shit like this pretending to sleep, they KNOW deep down they are coping.

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It's the one Bowie knows though.
1400+ pages of history culminating in your magnum opus, your pride...an OnlyFans.
Have fun idiot. Can't wait to dodge those nudes when they're posted here!

 

[Fallow Tallow]

She is less fat than most male users of this site.

At this juncture, I'm wondering how many male Farmers have fat fetish OF pages, but I'm unwilling to do the research to find out.

 

[Mike Hunt]

I just would like to make a small request that the thread title include the alias "Tess Hoolliday" just so her stupid double-cherry logo can be immortalized for its stupidity. She's using the branding on her OF, too.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The place she’s currently staying looks like a motel or a small, low rent apartment. There’s a big hole in the door (not pictured) and she can barely fit in the bathroom. I’ll bet her ass is pushing against the wall.
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I haven’t followed this thread for a while, but God, that’s a depressing photo. Really highlights how much of her success was down to good photography.

If i really had to choose between this bish and Tess (very common name for actual cows lol) i would choose the latter, atleast Tess has nice tits but Natasha has sad tits with ugly looking Uranus sized ass + horrendous mongoloid totempole face.

If I had to choose one or the other, I think I’d go for biting through my own wrist.

Also… what? How is posting titty pics “focusing on her kids”? I’m so confused… Is she sleepy? Is that why she’s saying stupid things? Is that the joke? Did this big bitch actually get the jump on me? lol of course not

Sounds like cope to me. “I’m not a desperate has-been desperately clinging on to fame after burning all my bridges! I’m a badass boss babe doing what it takes!”

Sadly, the Internet has taught me one thing and that is think of the most repulsive thing you can and realize someone somewhere is jacking off to that.

I miss the days when I thought foot fetishists were about as weird as it got.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

BLOGPOST WARNING: Long long ago, as a young scrote (sorry in advance) I used to post on a really funny mostly woman subreddit (sorry again don't call me a redditor) that was what would later be known as a "snark" subreddit. It was dedicated to eyerolling and outright hatred of the HAES parts of tumblr, reddit, facebook groups, and such. This was in the olden days when reddit allowed people to express that maybe being fat was unhealthy, maybe trying to make your baby e-famous by overfeeding it to obesity wasn't charming, and perhaps being obese wasn't beautiful was tolerated. The ladies in this subreddit finding HAES being obviously retarded and the influencers being able to claim the influencers were obviously fake was refreshing and inspirational to keep myself in shape (also I really find people tearing down the overconfident and delusional funny).
This community was taken from me. So it goes for many that reddit deemed too fun. The only reason I was shocked by this was that Tess was probably one of the premier HAES people 10-13ish years ago and she was already falling down on stairs for being too fat and editing rolls out of the "beauty shots" back then. Just like advanced surgical and training techniques have kept football legends like Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers on the field, Tess has apparently kept in the game of being obstinately obese and trying to act like it's okay.
She's going to be DJ Khaled using all the servers to get Photoshop to do these photos
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I can't tell you how much I miss fatpeoplehate.

 

[ghastlyretard]

This shouldn't have been front page until there was a leak. I'm upset now.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Amazed that she found a camera large enough honestly.

Maybe they're using a wide lense at a long distance.

 

[Artificial Baits]

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Nothing shouts being a responsible parent and "taking care of mental/physical health" than becoming a 500lbs death fat online whore.

I think she will get an initial influx of noisy eyes, but she is too lazy to maintain a "successful" OF account. I think she is grossly underestimating the work that she is required to do and how regular she will have to update her content. There are tonnes of fat bitches on OF and not sure if she is will to do full nude/actual porn, but if not, she will lose interest quickly. Tess in underwear behind paywall is no different from her in underwear on her various social media's.

 

[Fallow Tallow]

Nothing shouts being a responsible parent and "taking care of mental/physical health" than becoming a 500lbs death fat online whore.

I think she will get an initial influx of noisy eyes, but she is too lazy to maintain a "successful" OF account. I think she is grossly underestimating the work that she is required to do and how regular she will have to update her content. There are tonnes of fat bitches on OF and not sure if she is will to do full nude/actual porn, but if not, she will lose interest quickly. Tess in underwear behind paywall is no different from her in underwear on her various social media's.

She's also pushing 40, It's not gonna work out the way she thinks it will.