Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[3MMA]

Wait, are you saying this man is gay?
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Yes. He’s also obsessed, monologuing nonsense, tongue at the ready, forever hungry, licking the void, haunted by memories of cum, whether true or false.

 

[Vibralldo]

The real question is who is the chocolate cream?

Drex? Jamaican lovers? His coke dealer?

The chocolate cream is Aaron's diarrhea
Nick's even more degenerate than we thought

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Maybe Baldo went on a bender and rant because of another win for the Toe - Steel Toe: April’s HRO from Aaron’s 1st wife extended - 1/7/25 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrej3v_sMBE

Once again, foiled by the "non-appearance"!!! Hilarious. Another courtroom win for the Nose!

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Does he....not clean up after himself? He left a clam in a room and left the room? Was he getting towels or something? What a gross topic to wake up to in the morning.

Well, according to Wil Herren, the "cum story" is the following:

NSFW story: Rekieta ejaculated inside April, and later (that day or maybe afterward) Aaron performed oral on her and ended up (knowingly or not) ingesting Rekieta's cum.
[Edit] Disclaimer - what's inside parentheses are my own conjectures.

I agree with @The Internet Dick's post above. Rekieta bragging a lot to everyone and giving more details to people he really doesn't know in inboxes only shows how insightless he is about his own depravity.

 

[dvorak]

Someone needs to call Nick Fuentes so we can get to the bottom of these cum hunting escapades.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Well, according to Wil Herren, the "cum story" is the following:

NSFW story: Rekieta ejaculated inside April, and later (that day or maybe afterward) Aaron performed oral on her and ended up (knowingly or not) ingesting Rekieta's cum.

I agree with @The Internet Dick's post above. Rekieta bragging a lot to everyone and giving more details to people he really doesn't know in inboxes only shows how insightless he is about his own depravity.

How long does Nick think cum stays inside a woman?
They are like 14 year olds making fun a vagene not understanding a single thing about it.

The levels of cringe required to make up this retarded story to make Aaron look bad is through the roof. Its another story made up by Nick the grand storyteller.

 

[Swole McPole]

Macballdo Act I Scene IV:

Act 2, Scene 1

Is this a Balldo I see before me, the girth ring before my nuts?
Come let me wear thee, I have thee not, yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, balldo vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? Or art thou but
A balldo of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the cocaine addled brain?

 

[Vibralldo]

Well, according to Wil Herren, the "cum story" is the following:

NSFW story: Rekieta ejaculated inside April, and later (that day or maybe afterward) Aaron performed oral on her and ended up (knowingly or not) ingesting Rekieta's cum.

I agree with @The Internet Dick's post above. Rekieta bragging a lot to everyone and giving more details to people he really doesn't know in inboxes only shows how insightless he is about his own depravity.

These are the conversations an internet coomer that spends all day cooming on discord and cooming to pornhub with no actual social interaction would write

100% Nick is isolated fully in the balldo bunker and doesn't talk to anyone in person that's not living with him.

 

[RudyRayMoore]

Once again, foiled by the "non-appearance"!!! Hilarious. Another courtroom win for the Nose!

Since the offer was made on the Baldo Bunker, has there been any proof of life for April? Or is she sleeping with the coons Nick made disappear?

 

[RotPockets]

This post screamed PROJECTION.

"Nick, how do you know so much about how this manipulation tactic works?"
"Because I do it everyday."

Nick is a confirmed Commie Cuck.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I do think that the "cum story" probably has some truth in it.

I don't. Nick is a lying nigger liar and can't even utter the truth on accident. If anything it makes me think the opposite and that Nick is the cum hunter.
The only way I can see it being true is the most sick option. Nicky sneaking coom into some drink or food Aaron ate. But that's impossible since no way Nick would feed anything to anyone.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I don't. Nick is a lying nigger liar and can't even utter the truth on accident. If anything it makes me think the opposite and that Nick is the cum hunter.
The only way I can see it being true is the most sick option. Nicky sneaking coom into some drink or food Aaron ate. But that's impossible since no way Nick would feed anything to anyone.

I think its true that Aaron went down on April, only afterwards when Nick and April were fantasizing about paying back Aaron for all their trouble they caused for themselves they came up with this funny story about how Aaron ate out Nick's creampie.

It is top level degeneracy and utterly retarded. So it fits 100% into the Balldoverse and is exactly the type of thing Nick will keep talking about forever because it is the only thing he can still try to own Aaron with.

It is just another of the revenge fantasy stories they made up when they were planning their revenge.

Faggotry scorned girlfriend behavior.

 

[Canard]

I constantly have to remind myself that Nick is in 40s... That really is not good look...

 

[Sam Losco]

Nope it's worse, he kicked out a married couple and their three children to warehouse said drugged-out whore:

People need to stop repeating this. He didn't kick them out for April. I remember back when I watched him on the regular still, so long before the drug arrest, him saying he wanted them out so he could sell the house but that he was hampered by them being related in some way. I think on Kayla's side.
He then tried to get Aaron to agree to buy it but he didn't kick them out explicitly for Aaron/April, he kicked them out to sell the house period. Trying to sell it to their swinger, drug buddies was just a convenience.

 

[Thee Witchfinder]

He's high as a motherfucker right now.


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I read all of this in the Francis E. Dec voice. It's not even arguable which lawyer was more unhinged at this point.
DONATE MONEY OR EVEN 26 g OF COCAINE TO ME FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE OF A FUTURE LIVESTREAM!

 

[Clamater]

I think its true that Aaron went down on April, only afterwards when Nick and April were fantasizing about paying back Aaron for all their trouble they caused for themselves they came up with this funny story about how Aaron ate out Nick's creampie.

It is top level degeneracy and utterly retarded. So it fits 100% into the Balldoverse and is exactly the type of thing Nick will keep talking about forever because it is the only thing he can still try to own Aaron with.

It is just another of the revenge fantasy stories they made up when they were planning their revenge.

Faggotry scorned girlfriend behavior.

Nick is such a fucking dork. A gay dork. This is something a queer cheerleader would titter about after practice.

 

[DemsBNutz]

I know this is redundant at this point but Nick is the biggest faggot on the fucking web. He still doesnt get that the stand up comedy and comedy podcast fad has been over for several years now. This nigger doesnt deserve private property rights

Dear lord If he goes into public housing, ether we get a den of debauchery and drugs OR weekly citizens watch update posters with a sad man in a trench coat.. Lovingly named the Creepy Ugly Caucasian KaNitwit.. CUCK for short by residence. And a flyer with this text.. Your new here? if you see a guy like this (photo here) and he yells "SEAN.... SEEEEAAAANN!" Use this pepper spray and hit cuck is loose button.. Security will put him back in his padded room.. He a mascot and a deterrent for this complex.. Thank you
---the management--

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I read all of this in the Francis E. Dec voice. It's not even arguable which lawyer was more unhinged at this point.
DONATE MONEY OR EVEN 26 g OF COCAINE TO ME FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE OF A FUTURE LIVESTREAM!

If someone could please have an AI Charles Dance read this for us in his fabulous British accent, that would be brilliant.

 

[not william stenchever]

There is a South Park episode i vaguely recall that this makes me think of. I think Cartman did some gay shit and believed since he was pitching, it wasn't gay on his end.

Cartman filmed himself sucking Butters' dick so that he could call Butters gay. Very balldo-tier logic.

 

[HungryPug]

Two takeaways from the cum story:

1. April doesn’t bath regularly and this is the source of the smell comments. Nasty drug addiction.

2. if this really happened I wouldn’t convict Aaron if he decided to beat her ass. Nasty ho.