DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Skippy Shortbottom]

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Lmao. Literally looks like he's sitting in a joystick-operated wheelchair.

Ah yes a nice Halfway House Stalker Green sweater. Perfect to blend in with the plants.

Spoiler: The Crew

 

[Corpun]

This dumbass has fucking admitted he has saved nothing of the Kino Money. Guy made so much in a few months and it's all gone. Imagine being retarded enough to trust that THIS time he will be putting tips into investing for his future.

 

[myone]

Ah yes a nice Halfway House Stalker Green sweater. Perfect to blend in with the plants.
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What the fuck is going on in this video?! This clip is everything that's wrong with modern gaming. You can barely be conscious and still won't lose.

Enemies engage only one, at most two at a time, and miss 90% of their shots against a stationary target.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

This dumbass has fucking admitted he has saved nothing of the Kino Money. Guy made so much in a few months and it's all gone. Imagine being retarded enough to trust that THIS time he will be putting tips into investing for his future.

He could win the lottery and somehow waste it in a few months. He must be buying the most expensive gin, doordash every meal, and of course basic bills and feeding and maintaining fat kat.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

For all his talk of loving JRPGs, I’ve never seen him ever being interested in playing actually challenging games like SMT or Etrian Odyssey.

Please, Shin Megami Tensei would bash in his skull.
Anything prior to Nocturne would confuse him with the Dungeon Crawling, calling them outdated
He'd get skill checked by Matador in Nocturne and calling it outdated
He'd get his teeth kicked in by Morax in Strange Journey, and it brings the dungeon crawling back, blaming Nintendo's shitty hardware along the way
He'd get bashed in by the Minotaur in IV because the press turn system will still elude him, also probably blame the 3DS
And even though V is the easiest, he'd still quit on the first Nuwa fight because his demon composition would be shit and her health bar being deceptive would make him drop it. "GAME FUCKING LIES TO ME, FUCK YOU ATLUS"

 

[Corpun]

He could win the lottery and somehow waste it in a few months. He must be buying the most expensive gin, doordash every meal, and of course basic bills and feeding and maintaining fat kat.

This is why I want him to win the lottery. He's so financially inept he would take it all as a lump sum and forget that the lotto gets taxed.

Not only would this financially inept faggot blow 12 mil in a few months and explain how he still needs to be tipped, but he'd also end up a couple mil in debt because he didn't know Uncle Sam and the State of Washington were going to take a few million each as their cut. No amount of money will sate his inability to not spend money like a fucking retard. I doubt he even has any concept of what his budget looks like.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He did the same shit with FromSoft, I don't know which game it was exactly, but the entire playthrough was him telling Miyazaki to commit sudoku and calling the entire development team a bunch of mouth-breathing retards, only to then turn around and make a "best of 20XX" and put the same game at the very top of the list.

Pretty sure he did that with every FromSoft game.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Pretty sure he did that with every FromSoft game.

If I somehow got memory wiped about everything regarding Dave, and the one thing you showed me about him was his DURR FROM SOFTWARE rant, I would call you an absolute liar if you then proceeded to claim that he put Dark Souls III, Bloodborne, Elden Ring, and Sekiro in his GOTY list. Dude is one of the most two faced people on the planet.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I literally lasted 1 minute of this show and had to leave before PPP's voice drove me to drink a pint of strychnine.

 

[Japs_eye]

Wow this is bad. PPP once again ruining another episode of my favorite soap opera. DSP could've been begging on stream rn, instead we get wrestling talk.... Thanks 'Ash'

 

[Comma]

This "show" so far is PPP talking literally 95% of the time, with DSP just agreeing and nodding while scanning for money in the chat.

Impression:

 

[Mr Clark]

To be fair after he struggled to set up a mic stand the Lego streams would probably be entertaining disaster streams, especially if he built a set for adults

Im hanging out for a Warhammer or Gunpla stream.

This fucking ape trying to build and paint the models would be absolute kino.

But he spoils everything for himself so no way he lets that happen.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

It’s funny to see Phil try to copy the KC tranny’s support rallies. Phil SUCKS at being fun or charismatic. How embarrassing lol

 

[NomineNemo]

Im hanging out for a Warhammer or Gunpla stream.

This fucking ape trying to build and paint the models would be absolute kino.

"What do you mean I should give the model a 'Wash'? The soap would take the paint right off! *Dur-hur-hur-hur* You guys are so stupid."

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

This "show" so far is PPP talking literally 95% of the time, with DSP just agreeing and nodding

It's like listening to a woman blab about the fascinating subject of Korean soap operas just to have a chance to bang her later. In this case the woman is a fat man that can give Phil the illusion of friendship and maybe some money from paypigs.

 

[Elbe]

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

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He is the new Andy

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

This is made even worse by the fact the Jim Sterling lookalike is genuinely enthusiastic to talk about wrestling

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I feel bad for ppp (we like to call him triple p) giving his all and getting nothing from this slug. I'm not a wrestling fan but I respect the passion.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I feel bad for ppp (we like to call him triple p) giving his all and getting nothing from this slug. I'm not a wrestling fan but I respect the passion.

I remember Rambo doing all the heavy lifting in the old show too but back then Phail would at least chime in once in a while, here it's just him doing the Pajeet "I am totally listening to you SAAR" headbobbing 99% of the time. Maybe Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P) likes that because he just wanted to rant about wrasslin' for 2 hours while a hot body occupies the other chair.