Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Folgers Can]

How long does Nick think cum stays inside a woman?

If he did his usual deep dive through 40 scientific papers (i.e. skimming of 40 free abstracts) like what once made him the world's foremost expert on gas chromatography–mass spectrometry and cocaine metabolites, then the answer to your question would depend on his usual lawyerly word games about which definition of "cum" is being used in the first place. What exactly is he talking about as the cutoff for when cunnilingus becomes gay? Cessation of the previous male partner's sperm's motility? Nonmotile sperm degradation to the point that DNA can no longer identify the previous male partner? Degradation to the point that the sperm cell's simplest components become indistinguishable from tissues and fluids endogenous to the female in question? Depending on the answer we'd be dealing with very different timeframes, all longer than Nick may expect:

1. About 3 to 5 days with a motility cutoff:

Gould JE, Overstreet JW, Hanson FW. Assessment of human sperm function after recovery from the female reproductive tract. Biol Reprod 1984;31:888–894

2. About 7 to 9 days with a DNA cutoff:

Hanson, E. and J. Ballantyne, A Y-short tandem repeat specific DNA enhancement strategy to aid the analysis of late reported (≥ 6 days) sexual assault cases. Medicine, Science and the Law, 2014.

3. As much as 12 to 17 days with a distinguishable cell component cutoff:

Silverman EM, Silverman AG. Persistence of Spermatozoa in the Lower Genital Tracts of Women. JAMA. 1978;240(17):1875–1877.


So which one is it, Nick? He had better choose a definition carefully, because this could be another self-raking when considering that at virtually any time when Nick ate Kayla out or Nick ate April out back in the qover days, from a scientific standpoint there almost certainly was some non-zero number of Aaron's lil' swimmers still lingering down there somewhere at the time. How is Nick even accusing Aaron of doing anything that Nick himself didn't do?

Nicholas Robert Rekieta: co-cumfelcher.

 

[Passacaille]

Imagine being Aaron Imholte. You wake up, you enter the bathroom, you brush your teeth. As the toothpaste foams in the corner of your mouth you cringe, remembering there's a chance you might have treated Nick's cum. A terrible possibility, embarrassing as all hell regardless of the truth of it. You're living with so much shameful baggage already, you forget about it as soon as you leave the bathroom. Never again, that's your comfort.

Imagine being Nick. Every time you see your wife kiss your children, she kisses said children with the same lips that have been all over Aaron's dick and balls, and probably deep between Aaron's ass cheeks as well. That's the kind of dirty a toothbrush can't remove, and mouthwash can't rinse away. If you're Nick, how do you cleanse this kind of taint and corruption? Doesn't it bother you? Don't you want your wife at least purified of Aaron's influence? Do you see how the infection transfers onto your children, like a dark shadow? Doesn't it disgust you? Every day, the mother of you children kisses them with that dirty, filthy mouth.

Try not to think too much about it, Nick.

 

[RudyRayMoore]

Does anyone have the HRO filing information of April's HRO in PDF to post?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Does anyone have the HRO filing information of April's HRO in PDF to post?

HRO are prohibited from being displayed on the Internet as per a Minnesota anti-harassment act. [EDIT] Meanings it is not available on MCRO.
So if someone wants to look at those documents it would have to take place at the courthouse.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

How long does Nick think cum stays inside a woman?

> Be me
> Cum back to thread after long weekend
> See this sentence
> Discussion is about Nick and Aaron eating each other's cum.

> Glad I voted for Nick for Lolcow of the Year.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Since the offer was made on the Baldo Bunker, has there been any proof of life for April? Or is she sleeping with the coons Nick made disappear?

There was like one random tweet maybe, but otherwise she's been quiet. Deathly quiet.

Likely she's been booted from the crack shack and is pouting at her parents' place, likely with no internet again.

it would have to take place at the courthouse.

Help us, @MNPublicRecords - you're our only hope!

 

[Desktop User2]

Aaron should take the initiative and claim Nick was his bottom because there is a 0% chance they didn´t fuck while Nick was on K. Most people are already certain they fucked, Nick acts like a vengeful ex, it is all out there already.

Just blame it on drugs or whatever but Imholte should take all Nick´s "power" and claim the faggotry.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

There was like one random tweet maybe, but otherwise she's been quiet. Deathly quiet.

You might think that this means she's been abandoned in the woods like a certain retarded French Canadian woman, but you'd be falling into her trap. The Nick Rekieta we know, the one making these cum guzzling remarks, it's April.

NICK IS DEAD.

SHE IS WEARING HIS SKIN.

 

[Folgers Can]

Does anyone have the HRO filing information of April's HRO in PDF to post?

HRO are prohibited from being displayed on the Internet as per a Minnesota anti-harassment act. [EDIT] Meanings it is not available on MCRO.
So if someone wants to look at those documents it would have to take place at the courthouse.

Wait, are you referring to the HRO itself? If so that's been on the Balldoverse forum awhile in its own thread:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ashley-imholte-restraining-order-against-aaron-imholte.194664/

If you mean the same HRO's recent two-year extension that Aaron was talking about today, we'd be in the dark as far as that goes but it's one of those things where Aaron would have no motive to make it up. After April abandoned her stepkids without even saying goodbye, she no longer has any occasion to contact their mom ever again, so it's unsurprising that she didn't bother contesting the extension.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Wait, are you referring to the HRO itself? If so that's been on the Balldoverse forum awhile in its own thread:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ashley-imholte-restraining-order-against-aaron-imholte.194664/

If you mean the same HRO's recent two-year extension that Aaron was talking about today, we'd be in the dark as far as that goes but it's one of those things where Aaron would have no motive to make it up. After April abandoned her stepkids without even saying goodbye, she no longer has any occasion to contact their mom ever again, so it's unsurprising that she didn't bother contesting the extension.

Damn, I misunderstood his question. I thought he was asking about the extension and further info about it, not the original document.
Thanks for correcting me.

 

[Folgers Can]

Damn, I misunderstood his question. I thought he was asking about the extension and further info about it, not the original document.
Thanks for correcting me.

It's no correction, I'm not sure what he meant either.

EDIT: a third possibility is he just meant PDF format in particular, in which case @Third World Aristocrat put one together here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/aaron-imholte-steel-toe-morning-evening-show-the-toe-boys.191007/post-18705008

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Aaron should take the initiative and claim Nick was his bottom because there is a 0% chance they didn´t fuck while Nick was on K. Most people are already certain they fucked, Nick acts like a vengeful ex, it is all out there already.

Just blame it on drugs or whatever but Imholte should take all Nick´s "power" and claim the faggotry.

I fully agree. Nick is already calling him a cum eater, if he's gonna be gay he might as well not be a bitch. He should claim the courts are only getting his sloppy seconds and that he went further than that bottle.

Even if it isn't true nick can't possibly sue for defamation. At this point his reputation can't be damaged by it and no one would ever believe it didn't happen.

 

[not william stenchever]

Even if it isn't true nick can't possibly sue for defamation. At this point his reputation can't be damaged by it and no one would ever believe it didn't happen.

"The court has found it overwhelmingly likely that you are in fact a gigantic homosexual who cannot maintain an erection and supplies cocaine to their young children."

 

[Pelican Bones]

I'm a long way from Minnesota and don't really know many people from there, but the few I do know of are spending a lot of time talking about cucking and cum gobbling. Is this what they mean when they say "Minnesota nice"?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I'm a long way from Minnesota and don't really know many people from there, but the few I do know of are spending a lot of time talking about cucking and cum gobbling. Is this what they mean when they say "Minnesota nice"?

Seems like a great place to be weird, Nick fits right in.

 

[RudyRayMoore]

It's no correction, I'm not sure what he meant either.

EDIT: a third possibility is he just meant PDF format in particular, in which case @Third World Aristocrat put one together here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/aaron-imholte-steel-toe-morning-evening-show-the-toe-boys.191007/post-18705008

Thanks for the info, I did not know there was a thread about it and interesting to read the documents.

 

[Desktop User2]

"The court has found it overwhelmingly likely that you are in fact a gigantic homosexual who cannot maintain an erection and supplies cocaine to their young children."

That exact sentence would be in the Findings of Facts of the process.

 

[Law]

How long does Nick think cum stays inside a woman?
They are like 14 year olds making fun a vagene not understanding a single thing about it.

Nicholas Rekieta, married father of five, does not think that non-reproductive sex is for mutual pleasure shared by a married couple. He thinks it's about owning another person and marking his territory.

 

[Flora Fox]

I think I know what happened, Nick was desperately searching for something to throw back at Aaron that didn't incriminate himself in gay shenanigans and so he asked April for anything, April then either told the truth or made up a story about Aaron licking Nick's cum of her chest and Nick ran with it.

So now he says he wasn't there, but before he sd he was there and Aaron sd, It tastes good. So much for muh internal consistency.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I think I know what happened, Nick was desperately searching for something to throw back at Aaron that didn't incriminate himself in gay shenanigans and so he asked April for anything, April then either told the truth or made up a story about Aaron licking Nick's cum of her chest and Nick ran with it. (I feel queasy after writing that). Nick's probably of the mindset that if he was the top/the giver, then he isn't a fag, he's wrong, and that this makes Aaron look like the gay one, it makes them both look gay but Nick is the only one admitting to it.

The more he talks about this the more gay he seems, I mean this is the type of shit a straight man would attempt to repress and never think about again, not Nick though, Nick has to let everyone know that another man guzzled his jizz. Like a fucking badge of honor, like he's humble bragging or something.

I doubt anything was made up. The four of them were sleeping in the same bed. This was a bisexual polycule.