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Fatrick doomer posting reaffirms to me that this will, indeed, be a very good year
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Man, being Patrick must be like a 24/7 fever dream.
Can you imagine becoming an author with 6 books published by companies like Tor, having Russ Gallen, one of the best agents in the literary world represent you... and this being the first page results your naive, young adoring fan gets searching that strange catchphrase you tweet everyday?
Your fan sees some funny (albeit tasteless) reddit results mocking you like the one in yellow. Ok
But he also sees in blue some bizarre mentions of swattings, lolcows ("what does that word even mean?"), suggestions to search his favorite author + pepperoni ("say what?"), and handles like @Hildyoffends, @SirLoinsOfSteaks and @PatSmellsBad...
And finally, in red, he sees whatever the fucking fuck this is:
... no, for real. What da fuck is this shit??
There's nothing else there but the same sentence repeated 1059 times. That's fucking it!
I really really need someone to give me a perfectly reasonable and obvious answer you guys. How can this be someone's actual life?
Can you imagine becoming an author with 6 books published by companies like Tor, having Russ Gallen, one of the best agents in the literary world represent you... and this being the first page results your naive, young adoring fan gets searching that strange catchphrase you tweet everyday?
Your fan sees some funny (albeit tasteless) reddit results mocking you like the one in yellow. Ok
But he also sees in blue some bizarre mentions of swattings, lolcows ("what does that word even mean?"), suggestions to search his favorite author + pepperoni ("say what?"), and handles like @Hildyoffends, @SirLoinsOfSteaks and @PatSmellsBad...
And finally, in red, he sees whatever the fucking fuck this is:
... no, for real. What da fuck is this shit??
There's nothing else there but the same sentence repeated 1059 times. That's fucking it!
I really really need someone to give me a perfectly reasonable and obvious answer you guys. How can this be someone's actual life?
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If I may be so bold. I would like to recognize this phrase as being particularily outstanding.
Pat is really fat.
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*gets mugged by schoolchildren* Next day - "I am now able to upgrade my phone." is peak Patty.
Really is astonishing how many humiliating experiences this man has in his past. It's just a never ending archive of embarrassment waiting to be discovered.
Really is astonishing how many humiliating experiences this man has in his past. It's just a never ending archive of embarrassment waiting to be discovered.
Anasûrimbor Kellhus
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I love blackpill pat. Nothing about his own situation can ever seem to rattle his sense of superiority and assuredness in himself and his worldview…. Except orange man. Enjoy Greenland, pat
Helvetia
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It's funny that Patrick thinks he's so important yet doesn't have a wiki page. Closest he has is ED and wikidata which correctly lists as
Even Brian Keene has a wiki article on himself.
Even Brian Keene has a wiki article on himself.
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We now return to our regularly scheduled fatrick programming
He is double downing hard on the election being hacked because *throws bundle of sticks, consults the I Ching* dozens of mostly blacked polling stations had bomb threats allegedly called in on them
He is double downing hard on the election being hacked because *throws bundle of sticks, consults the I Ching* dozens of mostly blacked polling stations had bomb threats allegedly called in on them
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He’s absolutely seething on Twitter right now.
Pat vs troon
Pat vs Kang
He’s so fucking mad lol the guys like “you have no credibility,” and he seethes so hard he can only respond with WE HAVE NO LAWS BLACKMAN CHILD
Most dysgenic picture of pat that I’ve seen, it’s genuinely uncanny and creepy.
He’s melting down lol good lord
Pat vs troon
Pat vs Kang
He’s so fucking mad lol the guys like “you have no credibility,” and he seethes so hard he can only respond with WE HAVE NO LAWS BLACKMAN CHILD
Most dysgenic picture of pat that I’ve seen, it’s genuinely uncanny and creepy.
He’s melting down lol good lord
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If laws no longer matter, then why does he keep on sperging about the 14th Amendment?
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Someone with more math fag skills than me could work out exactly how many niggers were blown up by russian bomb threats to throw the election. It will be more than the number of niggers in the USA, calling it now.
OtherLastTrainHome
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did anyone else notice the subtle asterisk he's attaching to the word 'president' now?
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I don't care what happened, no way this fat fuck just abandoned a cheesesteak.
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That's because although Trump has more home runs than Babe Ruth, the season is now longer.
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He's getting shit on by everyone so much, I think its frying his piggy brain more than it can take. My belated New Year's prediction is that Tomlinson's terminal case of TDS mixed with his remarkable ability to make nearly everyone who interacts with him absolutely hate him, will cause his psyche to break over the course of the year and he'll be committed. I can just imagine him now in a padded 8x10 banging his head against a wall screaming "INVOKE SECTION 3 KAMALA CHILD, YOUR LIFE IS ALREADY OVER!"
RaxxScholar
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he's a retard
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- Jan 30, 2021
I think we all expected Pat going full Blue Anon, but literally everyone on his side shitting on his retarded takes makes it better than I hoped.
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This is going to cause a bigger melt down than the farms or the pests or his backedup airbnb toilet ever could.
He simply adores "nazis" disagreeing with him, he is incapable of considering for a second that the Left ever could.
Popcorn obtained.
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This motherfucker DARES to insult the holy Deagle?!
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The only reason Rick doesn't have a Deagle is his tiny little hands can't hold it's weight.
If he had snackiepaws, he'd have three or four.