TJLC - The JohnLock Conspiracy - Fine Whine Tasting Session

[NG 070]

How does the SuperWhoLock crazies fit into all of this? Or is that a completely different strand of crazy?

SuperWhoLock hasn't been a thing for a few years now. It pretty much died off when Peter Capaldi became the Twelfth Doctor, fandom as a whole finally began to experience Cumberbatch Burnout around the time of Star Trek Into Darkness, and Supernatural did... whatever it is that Supernatural does to piss people off on a routine basis. There was an Avengers aspect to it, but that fucked off after The Winter Soldier. Probably for the best Doctor Strange came out when it did, IMHO, as both Martin Freeman and Cumberbatch are now in the MCU, albeit in different movies and spaces.

Most of the Superwholocks all fucked off into the four corners of the internet not long after, though some moved on like parasites to Star Wars, and subsequently, the Kylo Ren/General Hux ship, all while trying to ship Poe and Finn alongside to shield themselves from accusations of racism and failing miserably in the eyes of Tumblr.

As a recovering Superwholockian - these are the WORST ones.

edited to add: most of the Superwholocks started as Sherlock fans or Doctor Who fans and migrated from one to the other. But pretty much the end result of too much fucking tumblr and no sense of reality to speak of. I'm still trying to figure out how Supernatural got thrown in there, but rest assured, it had to be a Sherlock fan being a dipshit.

Supernatural was a huge Tumblr juggernaut back in the day, so anything remotely popular got sucked into its puckered anus of a fandom vortex whether the non-SPN fans wanted it or not.

 

[Southern Belle]

dear sherlock holmes and john watson,
you deserved the world, and i would have given anything so that you could have had it. i am so sorry that i couldn’t. i am so sorry that you were treated so carelessly. i am so sorry that you were silenced.
i know that you love each other and i know that you will be together. i know these things are real and they are certain. who you really are does matter, and who you really are is beautiful. you are untouchable. you are pure. you are light.
i want to thank you for leading me to a community of the greatest people i have ever known. thank you for teaching me. thank you for allowing me to be who i really am when you were not given that same opportunity yourselves.
we will do better. we will honor you. we will never let silence win.
i love you so dearly with all of my heart. my boys. your truths will always be perfect.
thank you.
OH MY FUCKING GOD BITCH THEY'RE NOT REAL.

i keep saying this and i’ll say it again: it was not your fault. it’s not your fault that you were clever enough to read the signs. the signs, the subtext, it was all put there very deliberately. it’s not your fault that you saw them. that makes you brilliant, and clever, and smart.
it’s not your fault that the signs lied. they purposefully laid out dots for you to put together and then made them lead to this. they lied about where the map was going. they lied about what the end of the line was. that’s not your fault. that will never, ever be your fault. it’s all on them.
they knew about tjlc. they knew what they were doing. they lied to you, and that is not your fault.
~~~~friendly reminder that you are valid and the haterz can go choke on their cisscum and die uwuwuuuu~~

And OH MY HOLY CHRIST ON A CRACKER THERE'S A PETITION.
Thousands of LGTBQ people, including youth, were drawn to the series for the hope of representation and a happy ending.
The sloppy mess of the Series 4 finale, The Final Problem, hinted at possibly being the final episode ever, did nothing to do this, even after hinting at it most explicitly in the second episode of the series, The Lying Detective. The Final Problem even explicitly confirmed two sadistic villains as being queer. In addition to blatantly poor characterization, writing, and effects, it confirmed the rest of the show was in fact queerbaiting its audience.
We want to know WHY they did this.

archive. this. shit. the SJW parts of Sherlock fandom is known for deleting their embarrassing mistakes.

also, if i remember my fandom history correctly, this kind of pissbaby response should have been expected. After all, their fandom ancestors started writing fanfiction and letters demanding that Sir ACD bring him back from the dead.

Supernatural did... whatever it is that Supernatural does to piss people off on a routine basis

It was the musical episode from I think season 9. Had all the shipper cliches and then shit on them. Repeatedly.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

There's no bigger generator of online salt than crazed fans whose queer headcanons aren't indulged by the creators of the show they're obsessed with. These losers start "literally shaking" and "cryin RN" because Pearl doesn't dig up the corpse of Rose Quartz and get married to her, or act like there's not enough "representation" of LGBT couples. These poor children are going to be eaten alive when they eventually leave the Tumblr bubble and realize the real world doesn't cater to their desires.

I'm a card-carrying homo, and my life isn't going to be any worse or better if Spock and Kirk do the Next Penetration with a Deep Sixty Nine.

I did consider making this thread as I watched the crazy building online. One of the shittiest things I've seen these fans do so far is to go after one of the show's creators, Mark Gatiss and call him a queerbaiting whatever and tell him he doesn't understand gay men. His husband might disagree there.

Only on Tumblr can you find single straight kids telling married gay adults that they're doing gay relationships wrong.

http://theverybestoftimesjohn.tumblr.com/post/155917606635/please-everyone-be-safe

If you think your life is ruined because two bizarre-looking British dudes aren't rubbing their boners together, then killing yourself is just doing a public service.

 

[ZombieFromWork]

It's almost as if tumblr doesn't actually give a shit about the show itself.

 

[Android raptor]

It was the musical episode from I think season 9. Had all the shipper cliches and then shit on them. Repeatedly.

I thought it was Cas getting it with a chick? I seem to remember massive butthurt about that including the actress being sent threats (which is a sadly common thing, I know the Harry Potter fandom was also massively guilty of that).

Most of the Superwholocks all fucked off into the four corners of the internet not long after, though some moved on like parasites to Star Wars, and subsequently, the Kylo Ren/General Hux ship, all while trying to ship Poe and Finn alongside to shield themselves from accusations of racism and failing miserably in the eyes of Tumblr.

I though Kylux shippers were more former Harry Potter tards than anything else, at least from what I've seen. They still got plenty butthurt when stormpilot didn't win best ship at this MTV fandom award thing last year, crying homophobia even though it was a fan voted thing and thus the only reason stormpilot lost was because it didn't get as many votes from fans as whatever it was that won (it was still the only TFA ship nominated though). And of course there's the never ending wank of them harrassing Reylo shippers because how dare anyone ship half their m/m otp with a yucky vagina creature, which is another classic misogynistic yaoitard thing that's been going on in fandoms forever (the Gundam Wing fandom was particular notorious for it back in the day, for instance).

It's kinda funny that despite all these years and different fandoms the same stupid ass shit is still going on, even if tumblr does like to dress it up in fancy new buzzwords so they can try to pretend it isn't the same shit.

 

[NG 070]

It's almost as if tumblr doesn't actually give a shit about the show itself.

They never have. What with all the inane AUs upon AUs that make up the Sherlock section on Archive of Our Own.

also, if i remember my fandom history correctly, this kind of pissbaby response should have been expected. After all, their fandom ancestors started writing fanfiction and letters demanding that Sir ACD bring him back from the dead.

Exactly. The more things change, the more they still stay the same.

Although I doubt people back in those days wrote fan fiction of Sherlock forcing his dick up Watson's ass with the added element of male pregnancy, knotting, and dog cocks.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

This exact phenomenon is why I couldn't get through more than four episodes of Sherlock. The constant "tee-hee, people keep mistakenly thinking that John and Sherlock are gay for each other in the show, tee-hee" was very annoying and felt like pandering to those teen girls who need to find gay relationships in everything.

 

[Southern Belle]

Although I doubt people back in those days wrote fan fiction of Sherlock forcing his dick up Watson's ass with the added element of male pregnancy, knotting, and dog cocks.

Oh god. The A/B/O. The trope that will never truly die.

 

[Black Waltz]

Holy fucking shit. How much autism do you have to have to get so worked up over a goddamn TV show? I mean look at this shit. Fucking pathetic.

 

[Cheap Sandals]

I'm gay and making Sherlock kiss Watson would be fucking stupid. The show is about mysteries. I don't want romance in my mystery show. I want them solving problems and catching crooks, please and thank you. If I want dong-mongling I just fire up Xtube like a normal human bean.

Here's some funny overreactions to a stupid television show no one will remember in three years:







The one that gets me is the fujoshi squealing about how they cuddle on the couch. That's... that's not how men act.

 

[Long Telomere Daddy]

BUT THE CLUES THO-

*froths*

 

[BlueChan]

Had a peek on Twitter and it's actually getting worse. They've managed to chase the director of the last episode off Twitter now, he's had enough and deleted his account. They're using the tag Norbury there too to continue this bullshit.

Bluntly put, if that's all it takes for you to consider suicide, the problem lies solely with you. (And even then, 99% of this is totally the fans being salty.)

I get the feeling they're reading into this completely wrong.

I vaguely understand what this means, and I don't care to learn.

And finally, the true power of the Sherlock fandom:

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So have any of these idiots blamed Trump yet? Because I guarantee that'll be a thing.

 

[BlueChan]

So have any of these idiots blamed Trump yet? Because I guarantee that'll be a thing.

 

[Long Telomere Daddy]

Tumblr should just be lit on fire and dropped into the sea. What happened to the good ol' days when someone could just post some wild slashfic on their live journal and be done with it?

 

[Atlas 95]

I get the feeling they're reading into this completely wrong.

Its this complaint that really gets me. Clearly the implication is "it doesn't matter who you really are, because history won't write that down. It'll only remember your legend". But these twats are reducing it to a sexuality issue, which is the exact opposite of the progressive values they are so desperately trying to virtue signal

 

[Minitone]

I have no idea how these tards could even watch the show when there was literally a moment making fun of them for shipping characters in the first place. Not to mention how "problematic" Cumberbatch is with what he says about autists and such.

OT: These people actually think he reads their awful writing.

 

[Tlazolli]

I have no idea how these tards could even watch the show when there was literally a moment making fun of them for shipping characters in the first place. Not to mention how "problematic" Cumberbatch is with what he says about autists and such.
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OT: These people actually think he reads their awful writing.

Gay middle aged men don't read crummy homosexual smut written by stupid virgin heterosexual fan girls that have no grasp on male anatomy, you silly goose.

 

[RK 091]

Where the fuck has the idea that slash fanatics comprise the main audience of the series come from? Britfag here, this was shown via terrestrial broadcast, freely available to all on BBC One, our most viewed TV channel. A good proportion of the UK was up watching this at half ten last night, and last time I checked, most of us over here aren't mentally ill fuckwits on tumblr (yet). What gives?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Where the fuck has the idea that young genderspecial troons comprise the main audience of the series come from? Britfag here, this was shown via terrestrial broadcast, freely available to all on BBC One, our most viewed TV channel. A good proportion of the UK was up watching this at half ten last night, and last time I checked, most of us over here aren't mentally ill fuckwits on tumblr (yet). What gives?

Said "young genderspecial troons" think anything and everything is all about them no matter what.