Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

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Um, ok. 'Amish' food is basically just generic American food with a couple of German heritage dishes.

Jack better not use any technology for the authentic Amish experience.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Um, ok. 'Amish' food is basically just generic American food with a couple of German heritage dishes.

You would think being in the South he'd make Southern recipes instead of Midwestern.

Hell, the muffaletta originates from Eyetalian immigrants, Jack.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Jack better not use any technology for the authentic Amish experience.

Don't tell him to use a Dutch oven he doesn't know what it actually is.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Don't tell him to use a Dutch oven he doesn't know what it actually is.

He definitely knows how to give one though.

 

[biggacracka]

Jack better not use any technology for the authentic Amish experience.

Can't wait for him to "lazy man" Amish food

 

[JambledUpWords]

Can't wait for him to "lazy man" Amish food

He’ll probably just make a creamy sauce to put over egg noodles, then try and convince the audience that he will only try the sauce to stick with his “carnivore” diet.

 

[Blasterisk]

Lazy Man's Fry Pie:

1. buy a pie
2. buy a deep fryer
3. fry the pie
4. eat

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Um, ok. 'Amish' food is basically just generic American food with a couple of German heritage dishes.

He's going to fuck this up so badly that he would be whipped on sight.

 

[Adamska]

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Um, ok. 'Amish' food is basically just generic American food with a couple of German heritage dishes.

When I think of Amish cooking, I mostly think of desserts, since that's what I know them for. Things like whoopie pies, shoofly pies, lardcakes, apple pies, and so on.

Knowing this fat homo, he'll botch Chicken and Waffles and throw in more random meat garbage alongside pies.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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Um, ok. 'Amish' food is basically just generic American food with a couple of German heritage dishes.

Someone should tell Jack about scrapple so that he feels inspired to make his own organ meat loaf for all the world to gag at.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Someone should tell Jack about scrapple so that he feels inspired to make his own organ meat loaf for all the world to gag at.

It'd be a kaleidoscope of colors, because all of that shit would be raw and none of it would brown. Purples, browns, greys, white streaks of fat, bright pink and red. Add a few herbs for some green, and he'll have the whole audience turning blue.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Someone should tell Jack about scrapple so that he feels inspired to make his own organ meat loaf for all the world to gag at.

I want to see this. It would be so insanely bad that the party cheese salad would look down right delicious by comparison.

That buttermilk chicken blorb has sat at the top of my unsightly foodbortion ratings list for far too long. I demand a new, even more disgust inspiring dish asap!

 

[AnOminous]

Don't tell him to use a Dutch oven he doesn't know what it actually is.

Like this fat crippled faggot could even pick up a cast iron enameled Dutch oven.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Like this fat crippled faggot could even pick up a cast iron enameled Dutch oven.

That's why he'll substitute a non-stick copper wok. The scrapes retain the flavor of yesterday's pork!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Can't wait for him to "lazy man" Amish food

Yeah he's going to fuck up Amish recipes by using his kitchen toys

 

[Bassomatic]

As a certified PA Dutch nigger. A lot of pop culture and reality Amish and us over lap in many ways.

Jack probably will love scrapple. If he insults my peoples food (and he will) I will personally piss in his forefathers national dish of hummus.

I'm already worried and angry for next month.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah he's going to fuck up Amish recipes by using his kitchen toys

He's going to fuck up Amish recipes by being absolutely incapable of patience because most of them require slow cooking. People may criticize Amish recipes for being bland or whatever, but they're usually quite savory and involve slowly cooking and blending into stews and soups or pot roasts.

(Amish style pot roast is ridiculously good.)

Jack is just going to make me want him to die even more when he blasphemes against these traditional and often centuries-old recipes, that is, older than before when these dudes moved here into murrica.

 

[p1138]

He's going to fuck up Amish recipes by being absolutely incapable of patience because most of them require slow cooking. People may criticize Amish recipes for being bland or whatever, but they're usually quite savory and involve slowly cooking and blending into stews and soups or pot roasts.

(Amish style pot roast is ridiculously good.)

Jack is just going to make me want him to die even more when he blasphemes against these traditional and often centuries-old recipes, that is, older than before when these dudes moved here into murrica.

If whatever he cooks doesn't become watery slop in his pressure cooker, it'll just get burnt on the outside and raw in the middle from being in the oven. And we'll probably get at least one fart joke as he references a dutch oven he isn't going to use.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This is pretty fucking rich for a fat fuck like Jack to be saying after he tried (IIRC) selling AI generated art that had all sorts of fuck ups on his now defunct Etsy store.

But, I guess its just another thing he can bitch about.

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This coming from the same faggot that was trying to sell AI "art" on his "Dilly Dolphin" site. One of the pictures being a cowboy type character that had three feet.

#hypocrite.

 

[ZipDisk]

I hate Amish Macaroni salad so fucking much, it was like someone played a mean joke on me.
The Scalfanis will love it.