Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Fuck Puff]

Is NAL is around? Been outta the Cobra loop for a couple months

 

[semitooth]

Is NAL is around? Been outta the Cobra loop for a couple months

idk check the NAL thread

 

[Fuck Puff]

idk check the NAL thread

All I see is people talking about some faggot called Joshua Roberts

 

[User 166848]

All I see is people talking about some faggot called Joshua Roberts

Yeah, I asked the thread creator to move it to his(Joshua Roberts) own designated thread but they didn't do it. NaL has not done anything much in a few days. She live streamed this weekend and threw up on her floor but claims she wasn't drinking. She got mad at chat but nothing really Cobra oriented.

 

[Negev]

Has it already been discussed that he seems to be cooking on an electric counter-top range? Did daddy turn off the gas to his stove because the retard might blow up the trailer when hes wasted?
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I noticed he used it at the apartment as well even when the stove worked so I don't think the gas is shutoff but it should be either way.

 

[Fuck Puff]

Yeah, I asked the thread creator to move it to his own designated thread but they didn't do it. NaL has not done anything much in a few days. She live streamed this weekend and threw up on her floor but claims she wasn't drinking. She got mad at chat but nothing really Cobra oriented.

"Yeah, I asked the thread creator to move it to his own designated thread but they didn't do it"
What a faggot. But thanks for the update, saves me the effort of scrolling through the slop of her screaming at a camera for 14+ hours.

 

[Fuck Puff]

I noticed he used it at the apartment as well even when the stove worked so I don't think the gas is shutoff but it should be either way.

It's been mostly "proven" that Clunt doesn't entrust cobez with the gas, so he makes him use the electric burner. Smart on Clunts part, worst thing bogboi can do is burn himself, or start a grease fire. It's been like this since 2 apartments ago.

 

[User 166848]

"Yeah, I asked the thread creator to move it to his own designated thread but they didn't do it"
What a faggot. But thanks for the update, saves me the effort of scrolling through the slop of her screaming at a camera for 14+ hours.

Oh she posted this today. Someone sent her weed in the mail. Not trying to derail the topic but the other thread is such a shitshow right now it's ridiculous. The dumb bitch smoked it, of course. God forbid it be laced with anything.

 

[Potion_Time]

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Combining acetaminophen, ibuprofen, and booze is just the thing to put his liver through its paces and make sure it's ready for more bog mead.

That and he's going to have one hell of a gawth stomach ulcer.

 

[Fuck Puff]

Oh she posted this today. Someone sent her weed in the mail. Not trying to derail the topic but the other thread is such a shitshow right now it's ridiculous. The dumb bitch smoked it, of course. God forbid it be laced with anything.

Mmmm darkweb fent weed, my favorite! Realistically, probably isn't laced, but you just never fucking know with weed bought online.

 

[User 166848]

Mmmm darkweb fent weed, my favorite! Realistically, probably isn't laced, but you just never fucking know with weed bought online.

That's the thing of it Kiwifarms, it wasn't even bought. Someone sent it to her. Was it a friend? A troll? A cop? Was it you babydawl? She said it had no return address. I wouldn't be lighting that shit up.

 

[Fuck Puff]

That's the thing of it Kiwifarms, it wasn't even bought. Someone sent it to her. Was it a friend? A troll? A cop? Was it you babydawl? She said it had no return address. I wouldn't be lighting that shit up.

Oh yeah, fuck that then. I'd at least get a test kit from Dancesafe.org, but that's because I care about what i'm about to be ingesting.

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

If he's combining Acetaminophen and alcohol regularly then his death clock just moved up several hours.

The way it works is that both alcohol and Acetaminophen are metabolized in the liver and combining them overwhelms it and toxins will rapidly build up

 

[Potion_Time]

If he's combining Acetaminophen and alcohol regularly then his death clock just moved up several hours.

The way it works is that both alcohol and Acetaminophen are metabolized in the liver and combining them overwhelms it and toxins will rapidly build up

The Ibuprofen mixed with alcohol also liquidates your stomach lining causing ulcers.

 

[Fuck Puff]

The Ibuprofen mixed with alcohol also liquidates your stomach lining causing ulcers.

Vomiting blood speedrun any%.

 

[Potion_Time]

Vomiting blood speedrun any%.

Vomiting blood is demonic and goth. Hail Ozzy!

 

[anliteralidiot]

He’s not regularly making Mountain Dew hard boiled eggs or deep fried avocados.

I just want Mr Sausage to make a Cobra sausage... What would he put in it? I don't know, but he made Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad, so the sky's the limit for lolcow food...

Indian street food or one of Cobras food hacks

Is it from India, as in literally from the Indian streets, or is it made in a nicer country?

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

Mailing weed isn't a big deal, it's probably how the majority of weed is transported to non legal states. I'm pretty sure 2 day priority packages not being searched by drug dogs is some kind of deal between dealers and the mail service to benefit both entities.

 

[biggacracka]

his death clock just moved up several hours.

He's always 2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unbog in the wooo~mb

 

[AnOminous]

He's always 2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unbog in the wooo~mb

Is he an Iron Maiden fan?