Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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That's what sucks about his streams. Does he have a regular schedule? I've never been able to catch them.
Here's the thing of it, toobz. Having a dedicated schedule for live streams and uploads would mean Cobra would have to follow something of a routine. His ODD and general laziness prevents this and just further confirms that Gothic Warlock Cowboys from hell just don't do that.

New content appears when he fucking feels like it, trole.

BUH-LOCKED
LONG LIVE OZZY
FUCK SICKOS
 
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He sucked the fork clean of bacon grease
 
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Would you eat a dank meal cooked special just for you by Cobes? If I could know he actually washed his body, maybe his body three times over, the utensils, plate, pan, fridge, table, chair, hell just say he cleaned everything I would maybe take a bit just to see. Surely it can't taste good.. But he's been food hacking for years, surely if it was that bad he would have stopped back before his taste buds were fried.
 
Has it already been discussed that he seems to be cooking on an electric counter-top range? Did daddy turn off the gas to his stove because the retard might blow up the trailer when hes wasted?
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Yes. CHUD. Some guy on here actually pointed out these things don't get hot enough for most oils to hit the ignition point so very safe for him
 
Would you eat a dank meal cooked special just for you by Cobes? If I could know he actually washed his body, maybe his body three times over, the utensils, plate, pan, fridge, table, chair, hell just say he cleaned everything I would maybe take a bit just to see. Surely it can't taste good.. But he's been food hacking for years, surely if it was that bad he would have stopped back before his taste buds were fried.
If he made something normal like a burger I would definitely eat it. This might be controversial, but I think Cobra knows how wacky a lot of food hacks are and plays into it. He’s not regularly making Mountain Dew hard boiled eggs or deep fried avocados.
 
If he made something normal like a burger I would definitely eat it. This might be controversial, but I think Cobra knows how wacky a lot of food hacks are and plays into it. He’s not regularly making Mountain Dew hard boiled eggs or deep fried avocados.
The conditions of his "cookware", his general lack of any semblance of hygiene, and his inability to comprehend cooking times/directions is honestly a bigger concern to me than the actual "food". Between his ODD preventing him from letting directions "tell him what to do" and his propensity to pass out, he can't be trusted to serve buttered bread.

For videos he cooks like a 9 year old that got tired of waiting for their mom to wake up and just started combining things they like individually with no consideration reference the end result. I agree he probably does do some of it for shock value. What he makes for content is different and far nastier that his daily "meals", but neither are fit for hunan consumption.
 
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