Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Professor Iris]

Amazing how quickly these 'progressive' women turn to porn, eh?
So, when this effort goes 'belly up' (laugh, damn it) I trust it's all going to be the fat-shaming misogynists' fault this failed?

 

[Not Funny]

When will this fat cunt have a heart attack already so I don't have to have her name come across my screen again?

 

[bugmanlit]

This is going to be GREAT for Bowie's mental health.
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She actually tries to move around like a hot bitch hahaha

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Guess what supermodel started an onlyfans?
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I honestly was thinking about OF the other day and wondering why I hadn’t heard about it in a while. I guess it’s still as popular as ever.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Damn, she finally went and did it. I need to back and catch up on her, I'm not surprised she did this since she lost her apartment.

Bad things DO happen to bad people!

Poor Bowie though. I always feel bad for children of porn/sex workers. How do you deal with that knowledge once you get old enough to understand what mom does for a living? What do you tell kids at school when you're too young to understand why the adults always freak out when it's "tell the class what your parents do" day? I mean, come on, literally think of the children here.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Or she's really deeply ashamed of all the above, and she's desperately trying to hide it, to herself and the world.

It's likely this. People who keep shouting to others how they're proud of themselves almost always do so as a cope for humiliating things they've done or experienced. Truly confident people just go about their day talking about other things and feel no need to reassure themselves and others how proud they are of their lives.

About the only exception to this would be life coaches/positivity gurus regularly posting this on their socmed profiles to empower their audiences, but Big Tess ain't that.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Over 100 years of feminist activism only for women to put themselves right back in the brothels.

The great hoecoming.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Waiting for mainstream media to say how its
"STRONG AND BRAVE" to be a prostitute
and "EMPOWERING" for women to be mega whores

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

"Stop objectifying women! Also see my tits and frontbum for $4.99 a month."

 

[StarkRavingMad]

When will this fat cunt have a heart attack already so I don't have to have her name come across my screen again?

My bets are on an incoming bedbound arc happening first.

She'll have a bad fall while trying to pose for a lewd photoshoot and permanently fuck up her knees. Lord knows those knees are already crying for help as they are. lol.

 

[ADHD]

She'll have a bad fall while trying to pose for a lewd photoshoot and permanently fuck up her knees.

You bring up a good point, but also, this picture makes me wonder something:

Just how old is this picture? Maybe from when Nick was still in the picture, yeah? And remember how she would constantly post pictures of herself where she was basically naked but censored just enough for IG? What are the chances she starts off her OF using years-old naked content instead of current?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I haven’t followed this thread for a while, but God, that’s a depressing photo. Really highlights how much of her success was down to good photography.

She's not even that ugly. She could be a normal-looking chubby girl who gets married to a normal-looking chubby guy and have a boring soyface beer-and-boardgames wannabe hipster family out in the suburbs. All she had to do was learn to type by age 18 and open a savings account at some point. Being a failure doesn't have to mean ruining your children's lives as well.

 

[Angry New Ager]

What are the chances she starts off her OF using years-old naked content instead of current?

I assume that's exactly what she'll do. Nick took a lot of pics of her, including nudes; there was also that weird, dead-eyed lingerie shoot in the tacky Rococo-grandma house that Tess paid to have done (that was, in part, content for a sponsored post for a sex toy brand, but now that I think about it, was probably the ho equivalent of headshots, used to advertise her to her first cakejohns after Nick fucked off back to Oz).

But my point is that she more than likely has a lot of old nudes from those sessions, and what better use for them (in her mind) than to throw them up on OnlyFans and try to make money from them?

 

[Trombonista]

You bring up a good point, but also, this picture makes me wonder something:
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Just how old is this picture? Maybe from when Nick was still in the picture, yeah? And remember how she would constantly post pictures of herself where she was basically naked but censored just enough for IG? What are the chances she starts off her OF using years-old naked content instead of current?

I was just thinking she wouldn't be posting anything hardcore. Also, I remember the practically nude post that got her temporarily banned from TikTok.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

Guess what supermodel started an onlyfans?
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Niggers across the world are rejoicing as we speak.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Has this site ever talked about how psychotically evil fat fetish image boards are?
If you have no idea what I'm talking about oh man are you in for some shit

Sounds like you have an idea for Prospering Grounds. Or if making a new thread is too much of a pain, maybe a post in Deathfat Sex Workers General since that covers feeders too.

 

[Facts and Fallacies]

Poor Bowie though. I always feel bad for children of porn/sex workers. How do you deal with that knowledge once you get old enough to understand what mom does for a living? What do you tell kids at school when you're too young to understand why the adults always freak out when it's "tell the class what your parents do" day? I mean, come on, literally think of the children here

I hate that her kid is named Bowie wtf. Bowie is what you name a border collie or a tabby cat. I realize the poor boy has the worse problem of being born to an obese literal whore, I suppose it's just something to me tess was okay with setting her children up for such an embarrassing life from the get go. I imagine she thinks of this kid similar to a chihuahua.

 

[Mr.F.]

This is the worst case of Anti-Anorexia Nervosa I have ever seen.

 

[WhiteNight]

I'm caught up on this thread post-OnlyFans announcement, and I didn't see anyone with concrete information about what is inside Tess's OF. While OnlyFans is maybe 90% porn/nudes (at least by money spent), some accounts are more like travelogues with bikini shots and not explicit at all, whereas others are hard-core porn. So what is Tess selling? Do we know whether it's anything explicit, or if it's nothing more than "exclusive" SFW model shots?

 

[CallmeCicada]

Waiting for mainstream media to say how its
"STRONG AND BRAVE" to be a prostitute
and "EMPOWERING" for women to be mega whores

Hasn't this already happened? lmao