StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Rick Nekieta]

80's hair bands were pure and unadulterated glory. Whatever Styx is doing is not even a pale or poor imitation of that.

 

[skibidi biden]

80's hair bands were pure and unadulterated glory. Whatever Styx is doing is not even a pale or poor imitation of that.

Tarl is the type of ugly spiteful mutant in "the scene" who revel in knowing obscure bands that never made it and and call you a poser for liking Metallica or other easier to listen to bands and not Incarnated Anal Encephelopathy or some other stupid name the local sex offenders stole out of a thesaurus because it sounded brutal

I know types like Tarl in person, one of them did a Cyraxx and showed off the mice in his house like it was a sign of pride and called anyone who didn't listen to watchtower a poser and like Tarl he did in fact make his girlfriend get an abortion after raping her

Tarl is not unique in a really fucked up and bizarre way

 

[Turquoise]

LOL Priest is literally the gayest band alive and deliberately repels women because they are actual fags

But yeah I do agree about the look being super hard to pull off, if I am not wrong the guy who started it was Robert Plant and Tarl is absolutely not Robert Plant and most of the repugnant slugpeople that you see in metal are why I classify as an armchair metalhead

Oh yeah, I forgot number 3.

3. Have a big dong.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Is Tony the Black Dragon's black magic stronger than his?

 

[Mr. Frank Einstein Ràtheo]

I’m sure that this has been asked already considering the length of the thread, but who the fuck names their kid Tarl? Did he choose that for himself? Are his parents hippies or the same kind of retarded Satanist as him?

Samantha said he was named after a comic book character.

 

[Male Idiot]

@Male Idiot
kinda, but with less blasphemy.

Eh if you believe all this shit, maybe you shouldn't shitpost in Tarl's thread. He may hex(enhammer) you and give you fairy tale cooties.

Theoretically, a strong hand making a petulant teenager stay the course can get him to abandon the stupid fantasy. The life loser, with the proper externally applied discipline, at least has a shot of being made to approach life in the correct fashion or inspired to do so. If they realize they can achieve without making a deal with "Stolas", they might put such notions aside. Not a guarantee, but at least a fighting chance. Conversely, nothing can ever dissuade the ones who enter it from a position of power.

What does he achieve that isn't e-grifting? The gay owl is just part of his branding. Without it, he is just a flavourless junkie lolbert dime-a-dozen.

Old men seldom change their ways, and the gay owl is kind of his medallion. Without it he. would just be a more generic retard, instead of the retard noticable for the fact that he is in love with the gay version of devil skibidi homos.

 

[Level99Manchild]

Styx implies his occult powers has caused the suicide of an assistant DA in new Orleans, which he seems to have recently flown to, presumably for court. Will Styx escape justice? The news article says the assistant DA was found dead around 9pm on Saturday January 4th with a self inflicted gunshot wound to the head. Styx's twitter shows him posting that he will "soon arrive in New Orleans" at 10:38am, which initially peaked my interest - did styx murder the DA? However, he then goes on to post and complain that 'the delta kiosks are down' on January 5th at 5:51 am.
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Remember, this guy and Melanie Mac are supposed to be the faces and champions of the antisjw movement with Quarterpounder, and be associated with right-wing Christian conservatives somehow. Last I checked, I don't think Christians and Catholics openly make deals with demon owls.

And Quarterpounder wonders why people make fun of him and Styx.

 

[Fuck Bankers]

Eh if you believe all this shit, maybe you shouldn't shitpost in Tarl's thread. He may hex(enhammer) you and give you fairy tale cooties.

What does he achieve that isn't e-grifting? The gay owl is just part of his branding. Without it, he is just a flavourless junkie lolbert dime-a-dozen.

Old men seldom change their ways, and the gay owl is kind of his medallion. Without it he. would just be a more generic retard, instead of the retard noticable for the fact that he is in love with the gay version of devil skibidi homos.

There are things linked to human consciousness that materialist can't explain like the doulbe-slit experiment. The CIA claims to have gotten usable data from psychics 20% of the time with project stargate. I also have epistemological reasons for being a Christian, so if it is real, I have no reason to fear.
Tarl's "spell" probably didn't kill the guy. Tarl is still a retard and evil for publicly stating he cast a spell to make the prosecutor kill himself.

 

[Kiwi Basement Stalker]

This. Styx probably has some kind of exhibitionism fetish. He's getting off on making people look at his gross skeletal body. Or thinks this will draw in another BPD hoe that he can pump and dump.

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Exhibitionism fetish and trying to draw in more retarded female viewers to bang. Like the extreme gym bros who work out without a shirt, they want chicks to drool over them and men to feel envy and admiration.

Styx is too egotistical to understand that he has a gross malnourished twink body, a body that only catboi nick and his groypers armies would want to rape. He's not attracting women due to his shit hippie x satanist look., they want him for the niche internet fame he occupies.

 

[mickrussom]

It's hard to believe any of these men would've been touched by man or beast without a modicum of fame.

Judas Priest, breaking the law era. Centre is Rob Halford. He is light in the loafers so I don't think he was trying to get women interested in getting physical with him. And the drummer, Dave Holland on the right, was thrown in in jail for diddling a 17 year old retarded boy. Glenn Tipton and KK Downing were fairly epic tier metal guitarists, and while Rob might have been a fruit, his vocals were pretty ridiculously good especially considering this was before auto-tune/pitch correction.

 

[A Political Odyssey]

Styx gearing up for a wild 2025.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Remember, this guy and Melanie Mac are supposed to be the faces and champions of the antisjw movement with Quarterpounder, and be associated with right-wing Christian conservatives somehow. Last I checked, I don't think Christians and Catholics openly make deals with demon owls.

And Quarterpounder wonders why people make fun of him and Styx.

If I was ever a brutal dictator I would sacrifice occultists in a large brass bull. Not because I am religious but because it’s delicious irony.

 

[TulpaTownW]

I'm not sure about the outcome of his court hearing, but Styx has now admitted to wearing a cloak which prompted a gay black guy to ask him if he liked vampires.
Do you guys wear your cloak when you attend court?

 

[skibidi biden]

I'm not sure about the outcome of his court hearing, but Styx has now admitted to wearing a cloak which prompted a gay black guy to ask him if he liked vampires.
Do you guys wear your cloak when you attend court?

SucksDicksinHomoSexSexSex

 

[Marty Robbins]

I'm not sure about the outcome of his court hearing, but Styx has now admitted to wearing a cloak which prompted a gay black guy to ask him if he liked vampires.
Do you guys wear your cloak when you attend court?

Even by Styx standards his fashion is getting goofy. The single self defense glove like a month ago was probably the low point though.

 

[Godmode]

Even by Styx standards his fashion is getting goofy. The single self defense glove like a month ago was probably the low point though.

A cloak is pretty much on brand for Lord Tarl - Baron of Rutland.

 

[Male Idiot]

There are things linked to human consciousness that materialist can't explain like the doulbe-slit experiment. The CIA claims to have gotten usable data from psychics 20% of the time with project stargate

The first is quantum stuff, that makes less sense than most religions.
The second is... well the CIA. Those goofers are as evil as they are pants on head retarded high.

Theie psychic project was even less real than Tarl's larp. Either someone pilfered the MLKKK Ultra meth or wanted to slush some tax money to his "real deal" psychic cousin.

 

[Fuck Bankers]

The first is quantum stuff, that makes less sense than most religions.
The second is... well the CIA. Those goofers are as evil as they are pants on head retarded high.

Theie psychic project was even less real than Tarl's larp. Either someone pilfered the MLKKK Ultra meth or wanted to slush some tax money to his "real deal" psychic cousin.

It might be quantum stuff, but it is still affected by human consciousness. Stargate might be fake, might be real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRTon6qgVws this guy seems genuine, claims to have a 20% correct rate for picking the location (within feet) of all kinds of CIA and FBI cases (hostage, fallen planes, terrorists HQs etc.)

Tarl probably doesn't have any powers. The DA might've been hit to cover for the New Orleans pipe bomb guy.

 

[Michael Wade]

"Very, very sad, now, isn't it?" [Nick-Rekieta-esque smirk]

"Chaos magic—in my personal black magic practicioning experience—is exceptionally effective at, uh, eliminating persecutors, and people that are corrupt, and so forth."

"... it's a little bit more like a homing missile, I suppose—on those that are doing evil."

"Everything is memetic. There are no coincidences."

"Um, so... sorry to his family, and stuff like that... but, uh... yeah, chaos magic is real."

"And, so... yeah. Just figured that I would cover that. Eeheeheehee... Yeah!"

He's fucking nuts. Any one of these could be one of the insane quotes that goes in the top-right of a page.
And he seems not-so-subtly sadistic here, too.

Chaos magic.... He is straight up a satanist. This is the most blatantly in your face example of devil worship and spiritual warfare I've seen from a public figure.


He's going to crash hard after this, he's not far from full blown possession if he gave himself up to something this badly.


I knew this was going to on happen when his marriage fell apart and he started jerking it to that stupid demon cartoon show. The occult is never a good thing kids.

One of my favorite things about some lowcows is when they believe they have developed powers. From everything I've seen about all of them is that if you assume that they really are somehow harnessing magic than one can only come to the conclusion that you shouldn't fuck with magic. Every single one of these fake wizards ends up having magic blow up in their faces. You also shouldn't talk to demons or make deals with them because that seems fuck people over really hard too.

Unless you're Gothic King Cobra of course, that street light changing spell looks really handy.

That's exactly how it works. It's a game of Russian roulette and you quite literally have no control over it. Better yet, it's like letting someone win at the casino so he can waste all his money later. Except the currency is your soul.

 

[ChampFantana]

I don't pay much attention to Ol' Tarl. I can't even remember the last video of his that I watched. Every so often though, he proves beyond any reasonable doubt that he's a fucking lunatic.