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[Shrangus]

Am I insane or wasn't there a goon that admitted to having a "cum vase" that he stored his loads in and his mom found it or something? Was that a nightmare?

That was real. His girlfriend/fiance found it and left him.

It's unrelated to the brony who accidentally boiled one of his ponies in cum after leaving it in his cum jar on top of a radiator.

Or the guy who had a mushroom grow in one of his jars of fermented piss, and decided to eat it to gain its power.

 

[jace821]

How can one man be so pathetic? He struck gold with SA. He proceeded to hand it over to a bunch of unfunny losers who destroyed the userbase and cost him millions. And for what? So he could sit around some podunk town in Missouri playing video games with Shmorky.

Now he's built up some motivation and decides to take SA back. Only the zilches he put in charge of it tell him to get lost, insult his wife, and proceed on their path to destroying the site. Imagine having to tell your fucking kid that's why they're on the free lunch program at school.

I heard in its heyday lowtax was offered millions for his site but was making so much money and he thought it would be like that forever. Once the money coming in plummeted it was too late to sell and he became apathetic and let ozma run wild and it started its long road to what it is today.

 

[Cthulu]

That was real. His girlfriend/fiance found it and left him.

It's unrelated to the brony who accidentally boiled one of his ponies in cum after leaving it in his cum jar on top of a radiator.

Or the guy who had a mushroom grow in one of his jars of fermented piss, and decided to eat it to gain its power.

Show me these people so that threads can be made.

 

[Anime is Blood]

Am I insane or wasn't there a goon that admitted to having a "cum vase" that he stored his loads in and his mom found it or something? Was that a nightmare?

I don't know why i know this but you are mixing up two different disgusting things.

The cum thread was about a guy who kept bottles of his own cum in his room, for weeks at a time. The thread was posted when someone found them and the container exploded due to age during a fight over having bottles of fermented cum squirreled away.

The vase thread was in reference to a thread on living like a bachelor where various goons detailed how they were too lazy to go to the bathroom and would piss in sinks. one guy pissed in a vase in his room to not have to leave his room.

I'm not discounting a thread about a cum vase, as that is the logical progression of this and would not surprise me.

That was real. His girlfriend/fiance found it and left him.

It's unrelated to the brony who accidentally boiled one of his ponies in cum after leaving it in his cum jar on top of a radiator.

Or the guy who had a mushroom grow in one of his jars of fermented piss, and decided to eat it to gain its power.

Also the goon who convinced other goons that you could make super powerful pheromones that made ladies swoon if you just boiled your semen and urine down on the stove. Plenty of joke comments gave way to "Wait how long should I boil it" and ".....does this ruin the pan?"

 

[RK 672]

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Thanks for reading, Shukaro.

Why hasn't FAU entertained us yet?

Shukaro

Name: Ross Swartz
Aliases: Orakuhs

Location: Dayton, OH
Education: Wright State University

GitHub: https://github.com/Shukaro (http://archive.is/oSXQc)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Shukaro?lang=en (http://archive.is/DMW4g)
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/orakuhs (http://archive.is/FSg5E)
Linked In: https://www.linkedin.com/in/rossswartz (http://archive.is/t4Ur4)
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ross.swartz.3 (http://archive.is/ZYcVA)

 

[repentance]

We're gonna get the LF treatment. Everyone in GBS has seen that coming for a long time.

The vanished threads which return will have been sanitised.

 

[Extremist Frank]

How can one man be so pathetic? He struck gold with SA. He proceeded to hand it over to a bunch of unfunny losers who destroyed the userbase and cost him millions. And for what? So he could sit around some podunk town in Missouri playing video games with Shmorky.

Now he's built up some motivation and decides to take SA back. Only the zilches he put in charge of it tell him to get lost, insult his wife, and proceed on their path to destroying the site. Imagine having to tell your fucking kid that's why they're on the free lunch program at school.

Just wait until lowtax mass bans the forums to pay for his kids' education

 

[Shrangus]

Show me these people so that threads can be made.

Piss shroom, his whole youtube channel is him fermenting and drinking piss and schizo ranting about monoatomic atoms:

Spoiler

Pony cum boiler (warning the album starts off with the money shot so don't view if... just don't view):
http://imgur.com/gallery/sF0InLi

Cum Vase Goon's original thread/post is lost somewhere in archives, but apparently lowtax gave it its own urbandictionary entry, which contains part of the post:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cumvase

 

[repentance]

Am I insane or wasn't there a goon that admitted to having a "cum vase" that he stored his loads in and his mom found it or something? Was that a nightmare?

 

[jace821]

Just wait until lowtax mass bans the forums to pay for his kids' education

You won't even have to wait that long. His current wife will eventually bounce and he'll get to pay child support for three kids and alimony to his latest ex.

 

[Shrangus]

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I think I'm mixing up two stories. There was def a goon who filled a bottle/glass/vase with cum and left it under his bed, had his partner find it and they left him. There was another guy who just never washed his j/o sock and it turned yellow and could stand on its own.

edit: Here's the cum bottle goon, about halfway down the page
https://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-best/4/

The top of the page is notable because it's the post of an autist who went rampant and shot some people over his pumpkins, after SA goons advised him on what buckshot to buy. Which tells you what kind of forum it used to be, for them to memorialise that as a funny thing.

 

[Extremist Frank]

You won't even have to wait that long. His current wife will eventually bounce and he'll get to pay child support for three kids and alimony to his latest ex.

Wasn't his first wife a mail order bride from the Philippines lmao

More proof that foreigners will do the disgusting jobs Americans just don't want

shit i meant to edit the above post

 

[WW 635]

Why hasn't FAU entertained us yet?

Shukaro

Name: Ross Swartz
Aliases: Orakuhs

Location: Dayton, OH
Education: Wright State University

GitHub: https://github.com/Shukaro (http://archive.is/oSXQc)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Shukaro?lang=en (http://archive.is/DMW4g)
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/orakuhs (http://archive.is/FSg5E)
Linked In: https://www.linkedin.com/in/rossswartz (http://archive.is/t4Ur4)
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ross.swartz.3 (http://archive.is/ZYcVA)

Works at: Point Source Inc., 7996, N Butter St, Germantown, OH 45327
(937) 855-6020
http://www.pointsource-inc.com/

Another "please don't dox me" face:

 

[repentance]

Wasn't his first wife a mail order bride from the Philippines lmao

No.

 

[Extremist Frank]

No.

fuck, idk why i thought that

 

[Shrangus]

Taxman's first wife was from Kansas and went crazy christian. He'd sleep at the SA offices any time she had bible study at their house, which is when some goon showed up at 3am and took photos of Lowtax sleeping on a couch after letting himself in to the office.

 

[jace821]

Wasn't his first wife a mail order bride from the Philippines lmao

No she's from the states. Has lowtax' ever spoken about him? I heard she made a thread on SA after they split but it was quickly deleted.

 

[Anime is Blood]

FAU do you need me to ghost write you some jokes or something?

"I came to Kiwi Farms to check out all the biggest faggots, looks like I'm still #1"

thank you, please give me the ability to screech and point at threads I don't like and have you add them to the immeasurable pile of dead jokes you've left in your wake.

 

[Cthulu]

Works at: Point Source Inc., 7996, N Butter St, Germantown, OH 45327
(937) 855-6020
http://www.pointsource-inc.com/

Another "please don't dox me" face:

lol he looks 12

 

[Tranhuviya]

Lowtax's first wife left him because of his foot fetish, lol.