🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Bland Crumbs]

Everyone is focused on his gunt and tits, which is understandable, they are the low hanging fruit here, literally.

However I find these shots of his face to be more telling.
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Why?
Well it's hard to get a body back into shape, especially after all that Ralph has been through, and we've known for quite some time that he's a multi-titted gunt creature.

Yet for just as long Ralph has on many occasions put some effort into his face. He hid his fucked up eyes behind big glasses after the Portugal incidents, and he typically shaves and combs his hair or wears a hat when he knows he's going to be seen.

What we see here though is an aggressively disheveled look. His hair is a mess, his face is scraggly, and he's got the kind of random little injuries you see on elderly people as a result of their advanced age and the resulting deterioration.

Ethan has never been in shape.

He is quite literally in the best shape of his life.

He has always been a mess. His mother fed him into obesity. She then watched him inflate with booze and pills. He surrounded himself with weak people and weak women and now that they are gone there is only the wreck that is his horror form. A body he has built over decades of being trash...he is become trash.

 

[YumeNoHero]

I refuse to believe someone can have an extra fold under their moobs. The fat fucks I've seen never managed to produce such foul assault to the eyes.

 

[Fannyscum]

Daddy Jim saw everything:

Xeet | Archive

 

[Preacher ✝]

Ethan has never been in shape.

He is quite literally in the best shape of his life.

He has always been a mess. His mother fed him into obesity. She then watched him inflate with booze and pills. He surrounded himself with weak people and weak women and now that they are gone there is only the wreck that is his horror form. A body he has built over decades of being trash...he is become trash.

Quite right, I used "back in shape" out of habit as its a common phrase.

Pigger looks like a Vogon.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

He's clearly on oz but it isn't doing anything other than making him more grotesque.

Must be that special ayahuasca blend ozempic

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

This is like those sad "faces of AIDS" portraits from the 80s but he's really fat. You know the guy doesn't have much left.

 

[Kiwisee]

Great, there goes my dinner. Truly horrifying.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

This is like those sad "faces of AIDS" portraits from the 80s but he's really fat. You know the guy doesn't have much left.

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Bro in the bed looks better than Ethan.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

This is art

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How did he grow a third tit?

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Clip of Ralph's triumphant return
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EDIT: he came back a second time to turn off the stream
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whew! been feeling a little chubby after the holiday eating..but seeing a double-chin on his moob puts it into perspective

 

[Waifu Days]

This is one for the family album. His children have one over me, I don't have a video of my dad misshapen and slowly dying.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

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Why does he have three titties?!

 

[JustStopDude]

This is the shittiest remake of Total Recall I've ever seen.

Agreed. Whoever thought it was a good idea to combine the character Kuato with the three tittied prostitute needs to be shot out of a cannon.

 

[.iota.]

I'm just wondering how is it possible he has TWO ENTIRE TITS on one side of him but only ONE on the other?

How does this happen? Are there no laws of anatomy? Is he a shoggoth? What is even going on?

Maybe he uses the other arm for jerking off so that side of his body is more toned?
I have no idea but I don't think the laws of anatomy or man apply to him.

we were all unfortunate witnesses to the fact that he used to have four tits, and if you weren't, here you go:

but didn't he recently fall asleep pass out with his arm under him, compressing a nerve and the blood supply, which caused him to lose the use of his left arm for awhile? he was likely forced to use his right arm for everything during that time, including all of the repulsive things that none of us want to think about ethan ralph doing.

Broom interjection: this was the same half-lifted shirt image mirrored, it is an edited image. We never got to see the other half of his abominable torso until now. SUFFAH ayelawgs.

 

[Gravekeeper's Vassal]

SUFFAH BATMAN

 

[grimacefetishist]

Wait how does he have 2 saggy deflated titties on one side and only one on the other? HOW??.

He's half man, half sideways.

 

[Tar&FeatherFurrys]

He looks like a Frankenstein stitched up mess.

Holy fuck, what a joke.

 

[William F. Clinton]

How did he grow a third tit?

It's actually the bags-under-eyes effect on his tit. Ethan Ralph works hard, and the eyes that are his tits get tired sometimes.

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

Holy shit, getting caught up to speed with this just now was one wild fucking ride. I was just thinking the other day that it had been a while since he’d done something embarrassing, guess the Ralpha-cycle truly never stops. What a way to start the new year lol.

ANOTHER ALL-TIME BANGER FROM DA KILLSTREAM BABY!!!

 

[poopshoes]

I haven't seen a weirder distribution of fat since that 1000lb sister with the beluga whale forehead.