DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GoGoNoJo]

Im hanging out for a Warhammer or Gunpla stream.

This fucking ape trying to build and paint the models would be absolute kino.

But he spoils everything for himself so no way he lets that happen.

What 40k army would DSP play?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

What 40k army would DSP play?

He’d play as Space Marine but want to play Aeldari when in the end we all know he should be playing Ork.

 

[Burl McMillan]

WOAAHH BUDDY no please, i dont want him ruining my favorite hobby, gunpla. This fucking retard will probably buy a Master Grade(Near top end) or Perfect Grade kit(Top end) and fuck it up by losing a piece or accidentally cutting a part and thus ruining the whole kit. And i haven't even gotten to the part where he will probably fuck up the stickers, especially the eyes ones(Bane of my fucking existence) i bet this dumb motherfucker would ask chat what to do when the model has a literal fucking booklet that details step by step how to assemble the model kit.

>so guys, this cost a whole bunch of $$$ and get this... they want you to assemble it yourself. *stares into the camera for a few seconds before checking how much the chat is laughing at his comedy gold*
>Whuuu? So I have to snip them off the fucking sprue? How do I do that? with scissors? Why don't they just package all the parts on their own and have you assemble them?
>This is stupid why do I need power tools like sanding files and cutters just to assemble this dumb robot *goat laugh* fucking idiots over at Bandai Namco man
>This is why lego builds are better, they really are

 

[myone]

Even the TikTok robovoice is better than that affected shouting he does.

Still hilarious that the guy who ranted about how annoying he finds the screeching vtubers is now doing a podcast with this fat, yapping, tranny. I mean sure, the screeching is still way more entertaining than what Phil does ever day, but come on...

The only place he could've done it that wasn't checked by people would be some private suspect as fuck discord where I have many doubts he would ever go on to get pennies on the dollar at best.

It would've leaked immediately. Anyone seriously into the game knows who DSP is (the WWEC subreddit still has a rule not to bring up DSP).

Really makes you wonder why it took Phil years to come up with such a garbage story. I guess that's what happens when you run out of lies.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

PPP and Andy Warski are ripping on DSP with their guest right now talking about how stupid Phil's WWE Champions addiction is https://kick.com/kinocasinogaming

In case anyone's interested, here it is clipped

 

[Peko]

I just fuckin cant.
Look at his hands how far from his body, this is not normal. You should have your hands as close as your body as possible when gaming.
Also, why is he wearing headphones? Is he suicidal?

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Why does he look like he was hastily censored in MSPaint

 

[Kier Starmer]

I keep begging my spouse (both detractors) that I just need Phil to branch into model or building, I would just die laughing. I love me some legos but I am a massive 40k builder and painter and watching Phil hurple around 40k builds would send me. OIC send this nigga a Necron combat patrol because he would be amazing at it. I just don't want him touching Gunpla that stuff is just too much a joy to craft but also watch, there are some insane Gunpla builders.

The wresslin show was torture PPP was trying so hard but Phil is so retarded.

 

[Kane lives in death]

In case anyone's interested, here it is clipped

triple P (instert meme here) says that in the wrestling show there will be a "grill phil" segment each week where he will grill him about his various scams, with that video being the first.

Really fucking sad that phil doesnt realize that friends are not supposed to do this, but he will keep taking it like a bullying victim because the posibility that the kino guys were never his actual friends might break him completely.
Its either being bullied and content farmed by them or be alone again, what a miserable life, coudnt have happened to a bettter person.

I dont know who this steven cambian guy is supposed to be, but you can clearly tell in that video that the kino guys like him, thats how an actual friend is treated phil, you are just the villages idiot

 

[dent_whisperer]

How would Phil have even found someone to sell the account to

Five minutes in google searching for sites that let you sell game accounts. I made 5k off of selling a Navyfield account about 15 years ago and never met the person that bought it

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Five minutes in google searching for sites that let you sell game accounts. I made 5k off of selling a Navyfield account about 15 years ago and never met the person that bought it

Still that is assuming a pigroach is able to search for anything on google.

And if I want to be petty mosts sites where you sell accounts are forums where you need to register etc... We all know phil's tendency to call himself DSP or some variation of it on every sites he's every been to. That plus the fact every transactions are listed as it works on rep.

Not meeting someone doesn't mean there won't be any trace of it.

Phil's a bad liar, when PPP (I like to call him triple P) was pressuring him it was obvious he still owns the account.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

will be a "grill phil" segment each week where he will grill him about his various scams each week,

I'm interested in:
>wedding scam
>zoo scam
>Honeymoon scam
>exercise bike scam
>'we only eat "healthy homemade food" in this household 6 days a week' scam aka Kat's shocking weight gain
>Linda 10 year plan scam
>Chasing 'Son' Jasper around the house because the litter box is full and he's trying to find a place to poop scam
>pink mold in 'son' Jasper's water bowl scam
>Fat Kat looking absolutely terrified when he placed about 3 fingertips on her shoulder scam
>BONUS: 'I can't have children because detractors will do
_____________???' scam

You know, tear apart the "im a family man" LARP. That larp is extremely gay, transparently fake, and i would not have sex with her deserving of mockery.

 

[Mr Clark]

He’d play as Space Marine but want to play Aeldari when in the end we all know he should be playing Ork.

That is an insult to Orks.

Ultra Marines (no fucking imagination so lets go these guys) or Necrons (braindead to paint, reanimation so being shit is less bad) but he should be mono-Nurgle chaos demons because he is the Great Unclean One.

 

[dent_whisperer]

What 40k army would DSP play?

Marines Malevolent would fit him like a glove.

 

[GodModule]

He’d play as Space Marine but want to play Aeldari when in the end we all know he should be playing Ork.

Phil would hate Orks since he's incapable of banter, and just generally having fun. He wouldn't pick anyone aligned with Slaanesh because he's married dood. Plague Marines are more suited to him

 

[Kier Starmer]

Phil is the most anti Ork player alive but because he is a retard. He'd whale out on an army thinking "big green muscle men" and think they are melee based. Then he would not realize they can will stuff into being by just willpower alone and get confused by it.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Up until recently, I assumed the Phil detractors had more Phil Derangement Syndrome detractors than the more levelheaded point and laugh types. You can see this in YouTube comments, but the KF detractor community seems to be avoiding Phil Derangement Syndrome and not doing the bank/cable level gayops, minus that sicko who seduced the sister-in-law. Anyhow, that aside. I am wondering how much wealth Phil would have if he had lived the exact same life (minus investing just a little more into home maintenance) of Doordash/Total Wine (not complete monk mode), but had simply put his WWE Champions money into not taking out high interest CC debt and investing any remainder at 8% (this is a modest expectation, last year the DOW was 13 and I cleared 17). If memory serves, the CONFIRMABLE WWE Champions purchases are around a quarter mil or 300K. If Phil had been putting this into the market under a competent money manager, rather than pulling for Hogans, how much money would he have? Also, if he is paying 2014/2015 interest rates and did not refinance in 20 or 21, holy shit. I'll assume he did if he was eligible, but I have no idea if his bankruptcy disqualified him from such an option. I know he was excited a few months back about the near future prospect of pulling money from his house, which might imply that he is just getting refinance options back, but I don't know. Does anyone know more precisely? Also, do we have an estimation on the Doordash annuals? I've seen him drop 70+ on some days. If we assumed that his DD bill were quartered by replacing that DD activity with grocery activity, how much does that change the timeline where Phil has a modicum of financial discipline and savvy?

 

[Balr0g]

If memory serves, the CONFIRMABLE WWE Champions purchases are around a quarter mil or 300K. If Phil had been putting this into the market under a competent money manager, rather than pulling for Hogans, how much money would he have?

He would have a lot. If he had invested conservativley (you know low risk, low reward stocks) he should have been easdily able to pay of his mortgage and live comfortably. (maybe have around 500k plus in savings). Not PewDiePie level of wealth (as much as Phil wants that) but way above the average American (which imho he still is in terms of posessions). And never forget because this is important: he whaled out on MULTIPLE gacha games. WWE Supercards being a very prominent one and also DBZ Dokan battle. He wasted his money from the moment he earned it. Just take a look at all the statues he bought. His first condo was a mess, cluttered with all kinds of shit. I remember one part where John was visiting Phil's condo and they found a bag full of controllers and other stuff and Phil admitted he bought this and then forgot about it. Imagine how much money he wasted (and most likely used as tax write off so maybe not entirely weasted) just by his cumpolsray purchases. The only thing he did right was paying of his old debts with Youtube money (though guess how he accumulated THOSE debts: taking out loans to travel to tournaments and wasting it on money matches)

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I was unaware that Champions was not a one off. I am going to assume that he buys the same level of statues, figurines, whatever. Perhaps I'll be generous and halve this to a less ridiculous level. I'm also going to run a scenario where he doesn't drop 4 figures on a technology sidegrade every few months.

Added in edit:

The only thing he did right was paying of his old debts with Youtube money (though guess how he accumulated THOSE debts: taking out loans to travel to tournaments and wasting it on money matches)

Blowing it on money matches was unquestionably stupid and funding it by CC was as well. That said, I can absolutely understand the appeal of traveling the country to pursue something of extreme personal interest. I find the open road to be the epitome of living, so I somewhat empathize with Phil on taking this opportunity to do something of personal interest to himself while in his youth. Also, I just noticed a "Notable thread" recommendations. Should I take this to the Finance Tracking thread?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

minus that sicko who seduced the sister-in-law

Seduced her? Phil's sister in law is a literal prostitute, the tard who fucked her just paid her for her "services" dude.

If Phil had been putting this into the market under a competent money manager, rather than pulling for Hogans, how much money would he have?

Enough to not have to beg, or even work. I think if we add in money that he wasted on other dumb shit before WWEC, for example all the dumb gaymer statues and stupid gaymer tchotchkies and knickknacks. If he got someone to manage his money instead he'd live like a pig in shit now. The early Youtube money in particular was insane, especially when he was under Machinima. And keep in mind that $100k in 2010 went waaaay farther than $100k does now. The thing with WWEC is that it's something he started doing after his downfall. If he just saved or invested the money that he got from 2010-2013 he'd pretty much have fuck you money now.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Seduced her? Phil's sister in law is a literal prostitute, the tard who fucked her just paid her for her "services" dude.

Fair, important distinction. It's still a little on the unhinged side.

And keep in mind that $100k in 2010 went waaaay farther than $100k does now.

That's an understatement, especially in the wake of the 2008 collapse and prior to the post-COVID inflation.