🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

When he walked into frame in the pitch black room it reminded me of the night vision scene at the end of REC with the infected girl lumbering around in the dark.. only much, much fatter.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I still think the crawling was the funniest of all of this. This is peak physical comedy. I'd assume Ralph was acting to maximize donos if I didn't know any better

His hair is a mess, his face is scraggly, and he's got the kind of random little injuries you see on elderly people as a result of their advanced age and the resulting deterioration.

The injuries are from him falling while wandering around earlier on stream while it was muted. He stumbled back in about 75 minutes afterwards playing with his Rodecaster. When he wandered another 4 hours or so later he may have assumed he had managed to turn it off.

 

[4090 Chad]

He looks like a Frankenstein stitched up mess.

Serious World of Warcraft abomination vibes

 

[K!w!Fartz]

I'd like to take a 3D scan of his body and put it in a video game.

 

[Airstrip One]

Ethan has never been in shape.

He is quite literally in the best shape of his life.

He has always been a mess. His mother fed him into obesity. She then watched him inflate with booze and pills. He surrounded himself with weak people and weak women and now that they are gone there is only the wreck that is his horror form. A body he has built over decades of being trash...he is become trash.

There is no question that Ralph is in shape. He is, after all, grossly and grotesquely corporeal in nature. The question is, what manner of shape? A Guntahedron? What is the nature of the mathematical language that might describe, in objective and universal terms, the deflated sagging arcs of excess flesh and their motion through dimensional time and space.

If I was part of the team who had been tasked with the implementation of jiggle physics in GTA VI, I would watch these videos in a state of abject despair.

 

[RollerGator]

I still think the crawling was the funniest of all of this. This is peak physical comedy. I'd assume Ralph was acting to maximize donos if I didn't know any better

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What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night and that was crawling on your ceiling like the baby from trainspotting

 

[CornBogFitz]

Ethan Ralph on his way to turn of the stream be like

 

[EyeGuy]

Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Ryan Dawson:

 

[invisibult plus+]

There is no question that Ralph is in shape. He is, after all, grossly and grotesquely corporeal in nature. The question is, what manner of shape? A Guntahedron? What is the nature of the mathematical language that might describe, in objective and universal terms, the deflated sagging arcs of excess flesh and their motion through dimensional time and space.

If I was part of the team who had been tasked with the implementation of jiggle physics in GTA VI, I would watch these videos in a state of abject despair.

Non-Euclidean ass.

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night and that was crawling on your ceiling like the baby from trainspotting

Probably get smothered to death under all that saggy flesh when the ceiling inevitably collapses from his massive weight.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Guess the body part

I am sad I missed this stream.

 

[Bucephalus]

He looks like some sort of grotesque deep-sea creature that got hauled up from 30,000 feet below the surface and exploded from the rapid change in water pressure.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

So fucking fat he has double tits.

Literal Michelin man

 

['Ole Dente]

Only by the fucking virtue of this man’s gunt, did I not see a penis tonight.

Thank you, Ethan Ralph’s gunt.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Nos-fat-ratu.

 

[N1993R K1LL4H]

Good god it looks like the black plague is oozing from his bellybutton, gloriously disgusting.

 

[pee pee farms]

He looks like Globglogabgalab

 

[LiquidKid]

This is art

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Is this Paris Hilton’s sex tape?

 

[Kulee Baba]

I’m sorry this post doesn’t really add so much to the discussion and I’m a dirty iPhone poster.

Just want to say I’ve never chuckled so hard at an announcement. Thank you for the corn Gunt!

 

[CircuSphere]

Yes. Incels have no excuse.

Ethan Ralph is a violent, remorseless, manipulative, deceptive, deadbeat, clout goblin with absolutely no foresight. Some incels I assume are good people who (though hopeless and pathetic in their own right) would not be willing to abuse themselves, drugs, horses and children to such an extent in the pursuit of sticking their thumb up some D-Grade teen BPD whore's asshole.

Ethan Ralph on his way to turn of the stream be like

Lol, is that Leto Atreides? A hideous abomination that can see the future of the entire universe compared to a hideous abomination that can't even see in stereo.