Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Jesus, the Dabbleverse is insufferable. It's all bad inside jokes and endless beefs that no one cares about. The muppet is harmless but it's hard to figure out what's real. There's a disembodied voice offscreen.

Obviously Melton and Nick conspired to show up at the same time, assuming below is actually Melton. Anyway, this is what showed up on screen, chronologically:

These cannot be real donos, or are they?
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This was making fun of Aaron eating cum:
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Discussing some meetup with Chad (Zumock?)
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I note this bc Nick was in Doom's chat last night (upper right)?
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Edit to Add: Why do Nick's Superchats look different?
Edit 2: Apparently he was in Doom's chat & I added the archive. The chats below are from earlier in @bedabbler's show that he put up on the screen via Doom's Xeet.
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Ok, April originated the story then.

FFS, I just noticed this in the Xitter thread (captured in the archive in my previous post). I figure it's worth throwing up here considering it's Cum Day.

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Implying he has it on camera? Just like he has videos of the church goers admitting to making stuff up?

 

[Strix454]

Jesus, the Dabbleverse is insufferable. It's all bad inside jokes and endless beefs that no one cares about.

I hate the Dabbleverse and everyone in it. But like that idea of the Dabbleverse as becoming a sort of personal hell that Nick has sentenced himself to forever. That Nick spends so much of his time and money cultivating total nobodies like Melton and that puppet guy. All with the goal of winning over the steel-toe alogs and talking about his cum with them. As if those guys are going to be the core of his comeback audience.

I mean how humiliating. Nick is down to being a broke guy with his house in foreclosure crawling in shit to please a subhuman pig like Melton.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

And Nick from Cumtown also weighed in recently, there's some kind of fated connection between that name and cum. Folks, don't name your sons Nick.

It was pointed out a few weeks back that the name Bob is also cursed for fathers or fatherly figures.
Bob Chandler, Bob Rekieta, and that one old guy with Daniel Larson.
Bob is a cursed name for raising kids

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

@repentance: do you remember anything else about what he was talking about around that time that could make a clip easier to search for?

He was talking manosphere 'divorce rape' before this and saying it does not happen like man people say it does--with special note that prenups are not 'just ignored'. He was challenged in the chat by someone who said something to the effect of 'See how you like it when it happens to you!', and then he explained how in the case of a hypothetical divorce (the would never happen because they do not nelieve in it) the children would be fine because the house is set up such that neither he nor Kayla could 'screw over' the other.

+1000 for "Janus words,"

'Autoantyonym' is the technical nomenclature descriptor.

This is very interesting.
Does thr timeline line up with this?
Like did he really start that early and was he really just cruising on Daddy's money before his Internet fame?

Like was there never anything to his whole persona?

Look at the OP history. He was in schooling and a big house while working entry-level jobs and popping out handfuls of children.

What we need is a ten page discussion about whether or not Nick would call a pregnancy "ridiculous."

No, it would be 'funny and weird'.

Does anyone know when the Rumble contract expired? It might explain the mortgage situation.

Probably January 2024. It's possible they gave him a couple extra months to try to shut him up.

Per Nick's words (as documented and clipped in the OP), January 1 following the year it began--it was for a year.

I would bet 100 balldos that this wreath has been hanging there for at least two to three years.

It is always Christmas when there is 'snow' about...

Yeah, this points to something that always bothered me: the assumption in this thread that he had a "live-in" nanny. Not sure if that was just something PPP or somebody else said that just stuck, but do we have actual proof she was truly "live-in"?

If she was, that means:
-Cuck Cave- 1 bedroom
-Nanny- 1 bedroom
-5 kids- 2 bedrooms. I would assume that the 16 year old had his own room, meaning one room for the remaining four, which seems insane to me, even for Nick, especially when that would have been the situation even before he started his love affair with la cocaina. Is that really what the assumption is when people say "live-in" nanny, five kids in two rooms?

Sorry if this has been beaten to death already but I find this thread difficult to keep up with, even with highlights as I haven't had much time for Kiwi stuff lately. And to this day, people keep saying "live-in" nanny like it is a known fact? It seems to me, though, that she was more of a driver than a real nanny? Why pay for a live-in nanny who doesn't clean shit? You don't need to give them free room and board PLUS salary to get someone to schlep your kids around.

Our Husband gives me a headache with this bullshit.

The live-in was a KC conjuring of Mandela. He has talked about having the nanny arrive and house-sit on occasion. He also talked about times she could not help with things, but those could have been excuses.

He's high as a motherfucker right now.

Here is the IQ response level:

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I mean how humiliating. Nick is down to being a broke guy with his house in foreclosure crawling in shit to please a subhuman pig like Melton.

His super chats to Melton and the puppet guy are an investment in his future audience which will inevitably grow to a similar size or larger than it was at its peak, because Rekieta is such a natural talent. As such, Nick's return from Melton super chats is likely to be much higher than it would be to use that money to retain his house.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Per Nick's words (as documented and clipped in the OP), January 1 following the year it began--it was for a year.

Ok, so confirmed he needed the rumble contract to pay his mortgage with his spending habits at the time.

 

[AnOminous]

As such, Nick's return from Melton super chats is likely to be much higher than it would be to use that money to retain his house.

Imagine thinking groveling to a pedophile by paying him hundreds of dollars to make comments to the pedophile's audience is somehow a better investment than just paying your mortgage.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It may be illegal for Nick even to continue calling himself "Rekieta Law" at this point. He can't practice law. He isn't a lawyer. He's a fake lawyer if he claims to be one. If he claims he's a "small law firm" he isn't one. Because he can't practice law.

He's disqualified. On top of that he's a gigantic faggot, not that that's actually relevant, but it's a true fact that he's an enormous homosexual.

Is he really a "law firm" if he ever uses that intro again? I doubt it. The Rules of Professional Conduct generally prohibit a non-lawyer from running anything called a law firm, and at this point, his fake "small law firm" is not only run by a non-lawyer, it doesn't even actually have a lawyer in charge of it.

There are no lawyers employed by this bogus fake law firm!

It has a disqualified non-lawyer in charge of it.

tl;dr Nick is not a lawyer, he can not run a law firm.

But you see, Rekieta LAW was NEVER a legal channel, therefore, I could not have possibly engaged in UPL, your honour! It would be like expecting a copper to know what to order at Denny's! I rest my case! I didn't have the magic words!

- Nick before the Ethics Board, probably

 

[Vibralldo]

Is he really a "law firm" if he ever uses that intro again?

He isn't a firm, he's a can't get firm

 

[Oxyjen]

He isn't a firm, he's a can't get firm

Small non-practicing law limp.

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

It may be illegal for Nick even to continue calling himself "Rekieta Law" at this point. He can't practice law. He isn't a lawyer. He's a fake lawyer if he claims to be one. If he claims he's a "small law firm" he isn't one. Because he can't practice law.

He's disqualified. On top of that he's a gigantic faggot, not that that's actually relevant, but it's a true fact that he's an enormous homosexual.

Is he really a "law firm" if he ever uses that intro again? I doubt it. The Rules of Professional Conduct generally prohibit a non-lawyer from running anything called a law firm, and at this point, his fake "small law firm" is not only run by a non-lawyer, it doesn't even actually have a lawyer in charge of it.

There are no lawyers employed by this bogus fake law firm!

It has a disqualified non-lawyer in charge of it.

tl;dr Nick is not a lawyer, he can not run a law firm.

Oh noooo! Does that mean April Law will have to change her username too? Might I suggest some possibilities:

• UninvitedHouseGuest
• AMinnesota666
• CumDumpster1111
• NicksBtmBitch
• Coke&ASmile
• MeLuvULongTime
• WorstKeptSecret29

Hope this helps!

 

[AnOminous]

The issue is can Nick ever stream again and introduce himself with "small law firm" again?

Because he might be committing a crime if he does.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Curious to know how many times Nick mentions or hints at Aaron compared to mentioning Kayla or April over the last year of his posts and (ack ack) streams. I'd bet Aaron wins by a landslide.

 

[AnOminous]

Curious to know how many times Nick mentions or hints at Aaron compared to mentioning Kayla or April over the last year of his posts and (ack ack) streams. I'd bet Aaron wins by a landslide.

For some reason, Nick seems extremely obsessed with the topics of semen and Aaron.

There's no reason any normal heterosexual male would be so obsessed, especially considering his main obsession appears to be his own semen and Aaron, somehow in conjunction, in Nickworld, it's very, very important that people know that Aaron somehow tasted his semen.

Nobody other than Nick understands why this is important. Nick is a weirdo. Nick is a bizarre pervert and a homosexual.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Curious to know how many times Nick mentions or hints at Aaron compared to mentioning Kayla or April over the last year of his posts and (ack ack) streams. I'd bet Aaron wins by a landslide.

I don't think you appreciate just how important it is that you both know that Aaron chowed down on Nick's cum and also how you can tell Aaron is lying about it. What should Nick do instead? Stream in order to make mortgage payments? That's what a nerd would do.

 

[stupid frog]

 

[L. Duse]

Sequel to The Journey of Sir Balldolot, and the final installment in my medieval Lord Balldo trilogy.

I haven't logged onto the Farms in ages but I came across The Revenge of Balldolot and found my handle on the Casting Credits. I decided to log in after literally years of inactivity just to ask @Sharpeteer, how on earth did I manage to make it to the Rekietaverse without even trying?!

 

[Sharpeteer]

I haven't logged onto the Farms in ages but I came across The Revenge of Balldolot and found my handle on the Casting Credits. I decided to log in after literally years of inactivity just to ask @Sharpeteer, how on earth did I manage to make it to the Rekietaverse without even trying?!

The battle at the wall was Kiwis V Sekturs, and I tried to pay homage to some of those that contributed in the Sektur boards, even if they haven't been active in awhile.

Welcome back.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think you appreciate just how important it is that you both know that Aaron chowed down on Nick's cum and also how you can tell Aaron is lying about it. What should Nick do instead? Stream in order to make mortgage payments? That's what a nerd would do.

Isn't it kind of weird and funny that Aaron never mention's Nick cum, but Nick is completely obsessed with Aaron and his own cum?

Nick is seeming like the most extremely gay person in this situation. He is an extremely angry jilted gay lover.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Isn't it kind of weird and funny that Aaron never mention's Nick cum, but Nick is completely obsessed with Aaron and his own cum?

Nick is seeming like the most extremely gay person in this situation. He is an extremely angry jilted gay lover.

Remember when Aaron mentioned naked twister? Nick's way of owning Aaron was to point out that Aaron got an erection during the game.

This own only makes sense to Nick. Everyone else is like "Seems kinda gay to say that..."