Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Jackie's Abortion]

I'm not from the US so I have no idea how it works but is it normal to claim VA benefits whilst having a job/looking for employment? She worked for the Biden campaign and applied to work for Harris so she is obviously able to be employed in some capacity but is lazy (and fat).

 

[Associate Rick]

I'm not from the US so I have no idea how it works but is it normal to claim VA benefits whilst having a job/looking for employment? She worked for the Biden campaign and applied to work for Harris so she is obviously able to be employed in some capacity but is lazy (and fat).

No, child, Jackie is not lazy, she's retarded, the FBI know she's retarded and so she will enjoy benefits.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If only Null would do his constitutional duty and refuse to certify Nick as lolcow of the year! He’s clearly disqualified and can only be reinstated by the senate.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I'm not from the US so I have no idea how it works but is it normal to claim VA benefits whilst having a job/looking for employment? She worked for the Biden campaign and applied to work for Harris so she is obviously able to be employed in some capacity but is lazy (and fat).

VA benefits are not like welfare/public benefits. They are specifically due to service connected disabilities. I know lots of 100% 'disabled' vets with jobs. Yiu get them for life regardless of employment status.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Wrong in every detail as always, stalker. He has not been suffering because it has been properly managed with medication. Enjoy prison.
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He is the perfect size. He is not approaching the 200 kilos of a Baron Harkonnen. He's limited himself to only one 6 pack of craft beer a day and five 1 lb Chubby's cheesesteaks a week. Enjoy Patrick's svelteness, stalker child.

 

[femoralcanal]

Snip

Who the hell writes this to a person they believe wants to murder him, his entire family, AND his lizard (who is like a son to him)??

Hahahaha he is so precious.

I almost feel bad for Null. I can perfectly see it:

Several years from now, long after the last pages of KF and the Internet Archive are nothing more than remnants of an idea... mere ripples of half forgotten memories dreamt by someone else, Null will look back at this time and - throught the tears flowing down the deep lines on his tired old man face - gloomly realize he allowed his Baconphobia to deprive him of one the most unique human beings to ever exist.



Truly a once-in-a-generation kind of special boy. Cherish him while we got him, folks.

 

[Maude Snew]

his lizard (who is like a son to him)??

Second, better lizard, after he sat on and flattened his first lizard.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

This nigger be dosed up on blood pressure drugs that would kill an elephant and insists he’s a “healthy weight” - yeah, healthy weight for a battleship.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Wrong in every detail as always, stalker. He has not been suffering because it has been properly managed with medication. Enjoy prison.
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This fat fuck was on blood pressure meds at 25. Enjoy erectile disfunction, atalker

 

[Louis Beans]

This fat fuck was on blood pressure meds at 25. Enjoy erectile disfunction, atalker

How the fuck do you end up on blood pressure meds that young? He wasn't even that fat back then.

 

[Fallow Tallow]

How the fuck do you end up on blood pressure meds that young? He wasn't even that fat back then

I bet he was still as irrationally angry.

 

[femoralcanal]

Doomposting Pat really has all the markings of a great arc. He is having a conversation with a democrat and not only he's being very civil (by his standards at least), he actually manages to convince the man he is right, and for once looks good. Super rare Pat W:


Then Mr. Smith shows up and surprisingly kind of defends Pat to the man, calling his stalkers weirdos.


Civility + winning an argument + reformed stalker makes this a Pat Super W I didn't have in my normalcy bingo card. A new leaf has been turned over.

Spoiler

Sorry for doubting you Pigman.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

The votes in the Julay's have been counted and Pat has been officially declared to be the winner of the Internet Famous, Grift Wars and Internet Tough Guys category!

He had the second highest total of any participant in the minor categories at time of writing, being beaten only by Coach Dead Pill. I would argue that Pat was in a much larger and more challenging category so I think that this achievement should give him automatic entry into the main category next year.

Finally, he let the idiot win!

Our piggy finally got a win. Almost brings a tear to my eye.

 

[Reverend]

Alrighty, Sherlock Holden is on the case poring through his xitter feed for the day after.

Cutting out the #resit lib xeets and stalker threats, here are all his posts that might allude to him getting beaten down and assfucked bloody by a mob of black and well endowed brazillians and his phone stolen while he ran shrieking and sobbing for the cops.

"Boy, I sure need to upgrade my phonechild for no particular reason. I will soon be enjoying Samsung."
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Erm....ok I was kinda joking about him being gangraped but his posts are a little....hmm
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For some reason burning coal and multi-man threesomes are heavily on his mind right now...
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Will check the day after next and see if anything shakes loose, but it should be mentioned that he was xeeting a LOT at this point so it may take time to decipher

This faggot is an apple boy to the end. There's no way he would settle for a peasant android device when GayGod Tim told him to buy his iDevice like a good consuuuummmer.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Sorry for doubting you Pigman.

The stalkerchilds warning about stalkerchilds is a completely unexplored area of patposting, I feel. So many confused normies, moreso than when they see a man arguing with his toilet.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Let's see what ribs and bits 2025 has in store for the Chubby Cheesesteak. It might finally be his year.

No, Chinese child, your calendar is wrong. 2025 is the year of the pig, not the snake.

 

[Fallow Tallow]

2025 is the year of the pig, not the snake.

Perfect.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

No, Chinese child, your calendar is wrong. 2025 is the year of the pig, not the snake.

I have instructed you many thousands of times, stalker child, that 2025 is the year of the pigsnake; the massive hybrid hog/legless lizzard combo that has been developed by Satan himself.

Enjoy chinese horror, stalker.

 

[( ◠‿◠ )]

Without powerleveling too much it happens all the time and much crazier shit is said.

Or they’re begging you to help them because the FBI won’t. The Germans have implanted a tracking device in them and listen to their phone calls/track them at all times.

I just ask for a manual typewriter.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Doomposting Pat really has all the markings of a great arc. He is having a conversation with a democrat and not only he's being very civil (by his standards at least), he actually manages to convince the man he is right, and for once looks good. Super rare Pat W:
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Then Mr. Smith shows up and surprisingly kind of defends Pat to the man, calling his stalkers weirdos.
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Civility + winning an argument + reformed stalker makes this a Pat Super W I didn't have in my normalcy bingo card. A new leaf has been turned over.

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Spoiler

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Sorry for doubting you Pigman.

To be fair, he had to find a very gullible specimen.
"Source?"
"Dude, it was reported by the News Media and is an established fact"
"Ah yes wise Pigman, at last I truly see."

I am sure those non-credible Bomb-Threats, that led to them keeping the voting locales open longer to compensate, also led to evil Orange Man to win the popular vote too.