Canada is a failed state

[Badungus Kabungus]

This myth is still pretty funny. And to be frank, I'm glad we do have small places in the country where you don't really have to worry about getting shot during a mugging/robbery/gang war.

Don't the major cities have gun crime levels comparable to the US? And out in the country it's all stabby drunk natives?

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Pretty much

 

[Lord Xenu]

Don't the major cities have gun crime levels comparable to the US? And out in the country it's all stabby drunk natives?

We have high levels of legal gun ownership. Because the laws were fairly loose until recently, and because the border was easily traversed prior to 2001, it's hard to get an accurate estimate of the real number. We're estimated around the 4th 6th country per capita, mostly long guns.

The legal gun owners are white, so there is little crime committed by this cohort. In the city the high gun crime is (obviously) non-white.

and the guns used are about 85% pistols with barrels shorter than 105mm (4 inches), which aren't legal in Canada, and were smuggled over the border.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Leaf bros, correct me if I'm wrong but it sounds like Trump can just buy out Canada from the King of England instead of having to negotiate with the local colonial administration.

The Windsors are broke, they'll definitely take the offer.

 

[Flan Handler]

Are we looking at an upcoming Act of Union 2027?

Trump does pay attention to history and has Scottish roots- Scotland got absorbed by Britain more or less against its will because it was a financial basket case and ended up too vulnerable to elite bribes to fend them off.

People keep wondering if Canada wants to become part of the US, and I just shrug because we’ve mismanaged ourselves into an economic basket case that can’t resist if DJT decides that’s how it’s going to be. And the US is also past the point of no return, debt-wise, it’s going to painful no matter what.

It’s not really our call. Watching the cat ladies on X vow to touch a gun for the first time in their lives so they can join a guerilla war is pretty funny though.

 

['Ole Dente]

Just finding out now how dumb Canadians are, eh? This is how we got Trudeau for all this time!

"O ya eh things'll be so much better when America runs us, they definitely won't make us Cold Puerto Rico no sirr!"

It’s kind of shocking how quickly people are willing to suck the dick of Americans, they have no civic pride because some retard did retarded things for 9 years. It’s equivalent to people saying “Fuck America, I’d be British!” after Obama was finished office.

I thought more highly of them than that.

 

[Blackhole]

DJT and Elon are pro legal immigration btw. They want to take over Canada and then fill the country up with infinity Indians. Imagine Brampton but everywhere.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Really? You wouldn’t have any inherent pride for your country or your countrymen, enough to want to repel an invading force?

Fuck. Maybe we should be kicking out some white people as well as some pajeets.

We don’t need more petty nationalists who want to fight the White brothers

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

We don’t need more petty nationalists who want to fight the White brothers

Just call them Monarchists. That name hits all the right historical notes for Americans.

 

[Blackhole]

We don’t need more petty nationalists who want to fight the White brothers

America is majority non-White and Trump has no plans to stop the H1-B program. Do you want even more fucking Indians in this country? Do you want to be ruled by Indians? I don't.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

It’s kind of shocking how quickly people are willing to suck the dick of Americans, they have no civic pride because some retard did retarded things for 9 years. It’s equivalent to people saying “Fuck America, I’d be British!” after Obama was finished office.

I thought more highly of them than that.

Canadians have a tradition of organizing with Americans to liberate British North America (and fight the family compact which became the Laurentian elites) . Which I have no loyalty to the Laurentian Elites. Look up the Hunters Lodges in the 1800s and even the Fenian Raids

 

[Betonhaus]

It’s kind of shocking how quickly people are willing to suck the dick of Americans, they have no civic pride because some retard did retarded things for 9 years. It’s equivalent to people saying “Fuck America, I’d be British!” after Obama was finished office.

I thought more highly of them than that.

Canadians are loyal to their homes, not the nation of Canada. Under an American structure the individual provinces would become individual states, which gives them more rights and independence over the national government. The Canadian national government is not Canadian, it is beholden to Soros and other international groups.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Do you want to be ruled by Indians? I don't.

Isn't that already happening? Can't imagine that fella is against H1B.

 

[Blackhole]

Isn't that already happening? Can't imagine that fella is against H1B.
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Imagine the smell.

 

[Hokuriku]

It’s kind of shocking how quickly people are willing to suck the dick of Americans, they have no civic pride because some retard did retarded things for 9 years. It’s equivalent to people saying “Fuck America, I’d be British!” after Obama was finished office.

I thought more highly of them than that.

The very act of Confederation was a mafia-caliber political threat largely used to stymie Atlantic provinces that wanted to join the US. Take a glance at the election results for the 1867 election, 'Canada' has literally always been a fraudulent colonialist enterprise that exists to benefit Ontario and Quebec at everyone else's expense.

 

['Ole Dente]

We don’t need more petty nationalists who want to fight the White brothers

Im a proud nationalist who doesn’t entertain the ideas of Nick Fuentes. I’m double not gay, buddy. You’re lucky to have me.

 

[No. 7 cat]

We have high levels of legal gun ownership. Because the laws were fairly loose until recently, and because the border was easily traversed prior to 2001, it's hard to get an accurate estimate of the real number. We're estimated around the 4th 6th country per capita, mostly long guns.
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The legal gun owners are white, so there is little crime committed by this cohort. In the city the high gun crime is (obviously) non-white.
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and the guns used are about 85% pistols with barrels shorter than 105mm (4 inches), which aren't legal in Canada, and were smuggled over the border.
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Canadian gun criminals are very diverse and Diversity Is Our Strength.

 

[biggacracka]

Leaf bros, correct me if I'm wrong but it sounds like Trump can just buy out Canada from the King of England instead of having to negotiate with the local colonial administration.

The Windsors are broke, they'll definitely take the offer.

Don't do this, don't give me hope

 

[Betonhaus]

There is already a movement in Alberta to secede from Canada. Trump can just go to the premier and make an offer to become a territory in exchange for full independence from Ottawa, some more autonomy then what currently exists, and a trade and travel agreement for Alberta farms, companies, and citizens. Saskatchewan and Manitoba will quickly follow suit.
Over time as standards and laws get harmonised (roads switch to the imperial system, power and utilities get rerouted, government services get rebuilt, Telus becomes a hospital franchise, etc. Alberta and the other two central provinces can become official states.

 

[Flan Handler]

Telus becomes a hospital franchise

Unironically the funniest thing I’ve read all day, thank you