Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 305 26.5%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 816 71.0%

  • Total voters
    1,150
>Be founding member of NATO
>Loyally serve US throughout Cold War
>US's largest trading partner
>Send all of your military hardware to Ukraine
>Elon be like:
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I just don't understand why Elon et al have memed themselves into wanting to invade and take over Canada, or any of these countries.
Canada and Mexico are part of NAFTA 2, arguably one of the most successful trade agreements in the history of trade agreements (no cap). Perhaps a Maple Syrup clause wasn't to Elon's liking.
 
If the Elon and X phenomenon had happened during the Cold War, there would be no more society because Elon would have made an autistic "Rocket power" joke that had caused the Nukes to fly.
Elon would've been found guilty of treason like the Rosenberg's due to his meeting with Putin to help them out. He'd have gotten fried like the pig he is
 
I seriously can't believe this shit... what are these people thinking?
It would provide the "perfect" opportunity for one of our adversaries to come and "help" Greenland, right? This dude WANTS World War Three, clearly.
Remember how Trump was talking about a “dome” over the US? I wonder if SpaceX might have some kind of satellite technology that could achieve something like this and starting a domestic war (I mean, why the fuck are we threatening our greatest allies that also share our continent?!) where Americans will actually FEEL the effects of war for the first time in centuries, will open a floodgate of our tax dollars Elon can Scrooge McDuck dive into…

Obviously I get that this is a joke, but it's a bit embarrassing to see essentially the new face of the Republican party say shit like this. View attachment 6833833

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keep dreaming pal, even as far back as the 1980s it mainly made you sound like trash, even to americans. which is why it was so easy to get people onboard the anti-apartheid plan. its closer to the fake accent americans would use when playing nazis than fancy british. Afrikann sounds closer to germanic than RP.
Tbf there are several distinct South African accents. The English SA accent sounds more posh and is what Elon has. The Afrikaner accent is the more low class.
 
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Remember how Trump was talking about a “dome” over the US? I wonder if SpaceX might have some kind of satellite technology that could achieve something like this and starting a domestic war (I mean, why the fuck are we threatening our greatest allies that also share our continent?!) where Americans will actually FEEL the effects of war for the first time in centuries, will open a floodgate of our tax dollars Elon can Scrooge McDuck dive into…


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Tbf there are several distinct South African accents. The English SA accent sounds more posh and is what Elon has. The Afrikaner accent is the more low class.
We need to deport Musk back to Africa.
 
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>Be founding member of NATO
>Loyally serve US throughout Cold War
>US's largest trading partner
>Send all of your military hardware to Ukraine
>Elon be like:
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NATO members have been welching on their defence spending targets for a long time, to be fair. There's legitimate gripes to be had with them from a security point of view (the US is, effectively, subsidising all other members' defence) but I'm sure Elon will continue to push the very worst angle of discussion to take in a conversation like this instead of the winning point
 
Elon would've been found guilty of treason like the Rosenberg's due to his meeting with Putin to help them out. He'd have gotten fried like the pig he is
I wish I remember where I saw it, but there was a video on YouTube... a Russian transhumanist conference, where the speakers were envisioning a world where people could have "avatar bodies" for themselves. The video surprised me at the time, because I thought it wasn't popular in Russia, but apparently there are similar plans among the elites in the world to create transhumanist bodies for themselves. Russian Cosmology is very popular and inline with "Western" transhumanism, apparently. Perhaps the elites around the world are in cahoots with each other... they all want everlasting life and designer bodies for the elite classes.. I suspect the ultra wealthy are more inclined to protect one another, regardless of national and religious affiliation, rather than to fight for "the little guy" within their own nations. They see themselves as the master race, regardless of their ethnic heritage, religion, etc.. and they see the rest of us as "dead weight". They all want to replace menial laborers with cheaper robotics and AI technology. They don't "need" us serfs anymore, so they believe.

I often wonder if Putin and the Western elites are really at odds with each other, or if the elite classes in general are just creating chaos to keep the "useless eaters" preoccupied and/or embroiled with war. For instance, the war in Ukraine probably helps Russians like Putin access more organs and blood products so he can elongate his life for as long as possible.. . perhaps the dead bodies that stack up ARE a part of the end game. The Russians are "worth more" to Putin dead than alive... same for people like Musk. He probably sees dead Americans as more "useful" in terms of the cyborg experiments he plans to have. How can these lunatics create their human-computer hybrids or create youthful designer fetish bodies for themselves without spare "meat parts"? They probably want more "meat parts", and war is a convenient way to do that AS WELL AS to lower the population of "useless eaters".

Putin is also a transhumanist, I imagine. He's clearly into longevity treatments... one can just tell by looking at his face. Some of these lunatics WANT more dead young flesh, they WANT more war, because it helps them gain access to more organs to harvest.

I probably sound utterly tin foil hat, and I'm not explaining myself well, my apologies. I think we live in a different era vs the past, where we could safely assume our leaders truly cared about keeping their own nations intact. That is no longer the case. The elite have amassed so much wealth that they don't care if their own countries crumble under their feet.
 
If Canada were to become part of the US, and if Elon is a Candian natural born citizen by way of his mother being Canadian does that mean Elon would be able to become President of the USA?

I wouldn't be surprised if Elon was this deluded.
 
If Canada becomes part of the US, and if Elon is a Candian natural born citizen by way of his mother being Canadian does that mean Elon would be able to become President of the USA?
You could be onto something. He definitely WANTS to be the President of US... and the Emperor of the World. It seems like a totally absurd thing for these people to do, though... talking about annexing other countries to the US. That creates a perfect opportunity for our adversaries to cozy up to said countries we are talking about annexing... unless a massive bloody WW3 is what Musk wants, which is entirely possible. He's an asshole who wants to live inside a video game, and he knows that he and his designer children will be safe from harm no matter what.
 
Nah, Greenland is a good choice. Mostly white, economically significant, and we already have systems in place for dealing with redskins.
I'm sure Greenland loves the idea of becoming part of murrica and getting flooded with street shitting jeets by some South African nigger.
 
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