Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[The Hawk Tuah Girl]

Doesn't look like anyone's posted this yet. Elon went live yesterday and played some Path of Exile 2 on his hardcore character which is one of the highest level characters in the game right now, which easily requires hundreds of hours of highly efficient and precise gameplay to achieve. He played like someone who just got to endgame and didn't seem to understand how his character build works, nor that the "only level 52" gloves he was wearing are the most broken OP item in the game and the entire reason his build works at all.

Here's an obnoxious fucker talking over it. His commentary may be useful for those who haven't played the game.

The fact that the "world's richest man" feels the need to lie about being good at a niche action rpg video game for sweaty nerds is astounding.

EDIT: I'm literally completely blind and retarded, the two posts directly above mine reference this.

Just finished watching this Quinn vid. Holy shit. It's not just that he's clueless about that game, its like he's clueless about games in general. Its like a guy who's played a little bit here and there over the years but never actually sat and played a game till the end. Doesn't even have good mouse micro. The macro, he has no idea what this game is even about.

Its just an excuse for him to move around left clicking while talking about dogecoin and AI bullshit whatever his latest rugpull scheme he wants to hype.

 

[Fortyone]

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https://x.com/georgegalloway/status/1876270128008151481

Anyone else remember when Andy warski was about to start a livestream show with Chong? Wild how he's 1 degree separated from musk's biggest cocksucker gimp slave. In an alternate universe Andy got the show and somehow ended up as musk's #1 ball polisher.

BRUV's feelin' the luv

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Andrew tate? The guy who said said whites deserve to go extinct while running an operation where he raped and trafficked European white women while being some mystery meat mutt? I feel like musk would like him alot actually considering the company he used to keep.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Doesn't look like anyone's posted this yet. Elon went live yesterday and played some Path of Exile 2 on his hardcore character which is one of the highest level characters in the game right now, which easily requires hundreds of hours of highly efficient and precise gameplay to achieve. He played like someone who just got to endgame and didn't seem to understand how his character build works, nor that the "only level 52" gloves he was wearing are the most broken OP item in the game and the entire reason his build works at all.

Here's an obnoxious fucker talking over it. His commentary may be useful for those who haven't played the game.

The fact that the "world's richest man" feels the need to lie about being good at a niche action rpg video game for sweaty nerds is astounding.

EDIT: I'm literally completely blind and retarded, the two posts directly above mine reference this.

He plays his games like he runs his companies; He buys his way in and takes credit for other people's work while pretending to be an expert.
Edit: By the way, if he's willing to lie about being good at a video game, are there really people here who believe he isn't willing to use sock-puppet accounts or do other petty bullshit online?

 

[BeatboxBill]

Obviously this is all complete bullshit, but people are having a rant on Xitter because Elon Musk allegedly said he wants to buy a British soccer team (Liverpool F.C. to be exact)


As you can imagine, the comments were hilarious


LOL at the nigger who can’t tell the difference between soccer and basketball


It turns out he only showed an interest in Manchester United


Even though the likelihood of this ever happening is slim to none, I wouldn’t at all be shocked if Musky did try to buy them out (he seems to be buying everything else on earth).

Source: X/Twitter
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[Leave_Fargut]

LOL at the nigger who can’t tell the difference between soccer and basketball
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LeBron is a shareholder in Liverpool. He's not mistaken

 

[The Backwards Man]

Why doesn't he just buy a Cricket team? That way he could come up with another excuse to import another billion Jeets.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Some redditor basically proved than Elon is a fake gamer.

https://archive.is/mtcaY

He should play a game he actually enjoys instead of what he thinks is cool. Elon, I think you would really enjoy The Sims 4, you can have as many babies with different women as you want, you don't need to marry any of them and you can customize their appearance and traits. You can even name them all XxXxxxXx or whatever and hire a nanny to take care of them. Just make sure to feed your pregnant Sims carrots and make her listen to alternative music to make sure she gives birth to a boy.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Elon's lolcow behaviour might not be the craziest, but his high profile and the massive engagement he gets has made him into a true epicenter of a entire microcosm of autism and lolcowdom. You have Elon himself behaving like a spastic, detractors of Elon who end up being just as bad, dick riders desperately simping for a billionaire and acting cringe, and then you have the serious shit like his political sperging making politicians seethe that this autistic cunt is destroying their plans because his idea of a transhumanist technocracy is different from theirs and they can't deal with him because he is too much of a retard and too rich to wrangle under control.

2025 will be the year of the Elon Lolcow.

 

[Inside your walls]

With such a hecking chonky wholesome chungus body he can join their polycule

 

[BeatboxBill]

LeBron is a shareholder in Liverpool. He's not mistaken

I did not know that.

Normally I don’t watch stuff like basketball or soccer, but thanks for letting me know.

That comment makes more sense now.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Anyone whining doesn't know the entertainment this would cause, I am all for it.

 

[GhettoKingCobra]

Elon Musks Interview with Alice Weidel of Germanys AfD party.

https://archive.ph/jaQeT

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1877412961754501184

 

[Monopolywheel]

2025 will be the year of the Elon Lolcow.

Bossmanjack gonna get cheated out of another Lolcow of the Year
THIS IS NOT OKAY!

 

[Queesechake]

He should play a game he actually enjoys instead of what he thinks is cool. Elon, I think you would really enjoy The Sims 4, you can have as many babies with different women as you want, you don't need to marry any of them and you can customize their appearance and traits. You can even name them all XxXxxxXx or whatever and hire a nanny to take care of them. Just make sure to feed your pregnant Sims carrots and make her listen to alternative music to make sure she gives birth to a boy.

I don't think he enjoys any game, or actually has time to play one. I think he hired some chink to play good on his account so he could show all the gamers on Twitter how totally normal and cool and based he is.

 

[Something Awful]

Elon Musks Interview with Alice Weidel of Germanys AfD party.

https://archive.ph/jaQeT

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1877412961754501184

Lmfao this is their podcast interface:



They have both options, paused and not paused!

Enjoy smooth elevator beats for 15 minutes, child. No fast forward for you.

 

[GhettoKingCobra]

Lmfao this is their podcast interface:

There's a player with a skip function, but Alice Weidel just posted a video:

https://x.com/Alice_Weidel/status/1877462752526053592

https://archive.ph/VKg0Z

 

[Executive Petrel]

He should play a game he actually enjoys instead of what he thinks is cool. Elon, I think you would really enjoy The Sims 4, you can have as many babies with different women as you want, you don't need to marry any of them and you can customize their appearance and traits. You can even name them all XxXxxxXx or whatever and hire a nanny to take care of them. Just make sure to feed your pregnant Sims carrots and make her listen to alternative music to make sure she gives birth to a boy.

He will build a spaceshuttle that will explode and turn the whole sim town into LA.

 

[World in Scarlet]

There's a player with a skip function

I don't think it has a volume control though, and the default is very low. It's also extremely glitch-y, you sometimes need to press things 2-5 times before something happens. It took a while for the player to pop up for me at all.
This is the result of capping H-1B visas. Without free immigration, there can be no free speech!

 

[Melee Bouquet]

it's a slightly edited frame from the video below

A wonderfully malicious edit. Note the superb amount of restraint: a bit of subtle Hank Hill ass flattening to enhance the chest edit and the forward foot cropped to imply an even more retarded stance. I love that people are tossing these bullshit Machiavellian edits into the ether. And I'd feel the same way about this had Elon not posted himself:
(link | archive) (full size pic)
Does excessive Diet Coke consumption cause bone deformation? And is this miserable decor an example of Elon’s infamous cheapness or autistic insensitivity? Awful. But that’s not all!

What has this nasty nerd been up to, getting stains on his bedroom wall?

 

[Drip Torch]

Because it’s le funny meme bro! America has been unwoked, we can do whatever the fuck we want!

"Unwoked". We are just making up words at this point. That makes sense because none of the shit going makes any sense.

The retards have taken the throne. Some on this site thought this was good idea at first.
No refunds, fuckers!