🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Dark Ninja]

This is a Lovecraftian Eldritch monster. Looking at this thing too long would cause irreversible insanity
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Hes just melting like a candle cause he was lit.
Cut him a break

 

[ffo kcuF]

3 tits, that's awesome.

 

[parsnip]

The piss bottles ending his life would definitely be the funniest outcome.

Do we even get a conclusive cause of death on this guy? Imagine being the one that has to do the guntopsy... good luck! That's why I think Pantsu should have tried to poison him with his own drugs. Who knows, maybe she did, and he just happened to survive.

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Something about this face says: one year, stroke. I'm putting 300 KiwiCoins on January 2026, stroke.

He reminds me of Michael Malloy, which is a story worth googling if you're unfamiliar. I don't think the gunt can be killed by conventional methods.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

I would like to force all incels to look at that primordial physique and know that he was evolutionarily more succesful than them.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I think Ralphamale is missing his shell.

 

[Xev]

He reminds me of Michael Malloy, which is a story worth googling if you're unfamiliar. I don't think the gunt can be killed by conventional methods.

The gunt is sturdier than Cloverfield. 4th titty not so much. All hail gunt.

 

[Artaius]

Place bets on month and cause of death.

I wanna play it safe and say August this year he will have some kind of emergency and might survive but then pass before December.

If a doctor told him "You will die if you do not stop the drugs and alcohol by the end of the year", he would willingly let himself die. We all know deep down Ralph is pretty fucked up mentally and only lives out of spite for others. And even in his final days he would spend it cursing everyone's names.

 

[Law]

We, three teats of Ethan Ralph are;
Soaked in whiskey, saggy, ajar,
Pale and flabby,
To the floor we're sagging,
On the worst stream so far

O stream of whiskey,
stream of pills,
stream with name that starts with kill,
downward spiral,
Ralph's denial,
guide us through thy stream of pills

 

[PTNR 2.0]

lmao that nigga got 3 titties

 

[Lazy guy]

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A gun is held to your head.
You can only choose one.
Which one?

I choose the gun

 

[Law]

"Mr. President, a third tit has been located."

 

[2ndBest]

Roasted pig arc incoming?

 

[niggercattle]

Incels, what's your excuse?

"Kiwifarms isn't gonna run itself, you know..."

I think it's less surprising he has more than two tits with how fat he is, and more alarming that he now has three when he used to have four. Where did the titty go, pigboy?

Turns out spot reduction isn't just a myth after all.

 

[Divorced Wifejak Groyper]

The fact that two women allowed themselves to be impregnated by this thing will never stop being hilarious/horrifying.

He kept his shirt on. We have the pictorial evidence unfortunately.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Clip of Ralph's triumphant return
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EDIT: he came back a second time to turn off the stream
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The black and white cam really expresses this as The Lighthouse esque end. Nu-horror slow burner fans are gooning

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Perhaps he pulled a van Gogh and cut the missing fourth tit off to mail to his "therapist."

 

[Law]

When is Ralph gonna hold a GoFundMe for her top surgery?

 

[TheTourist]

When is Ralph gonna hold a GoFundMe for her top surgery?

wait which way are they fucking going?

 

[Trump's Chosen]

He kept his shirt on. We have the pictorial evidence unfortunately.

what?

 

[Stan]

Congrats on the partial weight loss to Ralph I guess, but he looks pretty unkempt. Like scruffier than lowtax before he joined the 41%.

It’s helpful to know that no matter how low any of us sink we probably can’t do worse than anything Ethan does (peeing in bottles, pillstreaming, etc.) on an average day.