🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[gearhead1395]

He's so fat even his mantits have mantits.

 

[Hellblazer]

The REAL slobber mutt

 

[CapricornusRex]

He actually looked better when he had more weight

He was fat for so long and you know he isn't exercising to lose the weight. He's just starving himself while consuming all his calories in pills and cheap bourbon. So now he looks like a scrotum that's been operated on a couple times instead of looking like a plastic bag filled with gravy like all of the other dad bod influencers who actively work out.

Swine Prince of Da Sektur

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Don't disparage the Swine Prince like that. Ralph couldn't possibly lift that cleaver. Or the crown.

 

[PhoBingas]

Did Ralph lose one of his 4 titties?

Sold it for Mexican xannyberries. Sad. Many such cases.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

That body is built for a Cronenberg movie.

 

[Divorced Wifejak Groyper]

what?

Isn't he wearing his shirt during the Faith sex tape but it's pulled up so she can rub her ass all over his gunt? I don't really want to go back and watch it but that is what I remember.

 

[MySonDavid]

I think we saw the third titty that one time and all just assumed symmetry. Given the horror show that is Ralph's body, we should have known better.

 

[VidMasterEon]

Clip of Ralph's triumphant return
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EDIT: he came back a second time to turn off the stream
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“He never sleeps, the gunt. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die bish.”

 

[FederalInvestigation]

ONLY ONE SIDE HAS THE DOUBLE TIT???

What the fuck man lol this dude gets weirder and weirder this body horror john merrick looking motherfucker holy shit lol

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL I AM A HUUUMMAAANNN BEEEING!!!

 

[lester]

It's crazy, one of his spare titties has give up the ghost and migrated to his back to join the other one that can't bear him any longer.

Even his titties are trying to escape.

 

[Drama Fan]

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The REAL slobber mutt

Wallace and Guntit

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

“He never sleeps, the gunt. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die bish.”

"Nothing may tax me without my consent, biiiiiish."

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Gunt out. total stream failure. Rodecaster 1 Ralph 0 Demon Baby 0

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Oh my God. 3 titties

The worst part is that it's uneven

 

[jewsernotfound]

it's joever. he cancelled like a bish, bish...

edit: his chat is sad. they chastised me for critiquing the SMALLEST of things and saying "great show ralph". it's tough out there for a killstreamboi

 

[porkWellington]

The Retort: Aborted

SAD! PATHETIC!

 

[Demetrius]

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If I zoom out and squint my eyes while looking at all three images, top to bottom, it looks like an alien. Image 1 of Ethan on the ground being the top of the head, image 2 being a head with a pair of eyeballs looking in the middle, and image 3 being either his face or a really long pair of lips.

Just thought this was funny.

 

[jewsernotfound]

really pathetic that his supporters don't realize he does this shit just to pry money from their wallets

 

[Oongok]

This is art

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POV: You're the Man opening the outhouse at the end of Blood Meridian

 

[ChadBrazilian]

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I am here to graciously provide a local archive of the first hour of this pillstream where Ralph was talking about stuff pre blackscreen.

One of the best rants starts at 25:00. "Harry Morris is cucksucker. Did you know that he lost 4 superbows in a row?"