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- Nov 30, 2021
Hes just melting like a candle cause he was lit.This is a Lovecraftian Eldritch monster. Looking at this thing too long would cause irreversible insanity
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Cut him a break

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Hes just melting like a candle cause he was lit.This is a Lovecraftian Eldritch monster. Looking at this thing too long would cause irreversible insanity
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He reminds me of Michael Malloy, which is a story worth googling if you're unfamiliar. I don't think the gunt can be killed by conventional methods.The piss bottles ending his life would definitely be the funniest outcome.
Do we even get a conclusive cause of death on this guy? Imagine being the one that has to do the guntopsy... good luck! That's why I think Pantsu should have tried to poison him with his own drugs. Who knows, maybe she did, and he just happened to survive.
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Something about this face says: one year, stroke. I'm putting 300 KiwiCoins on January 2026, stroke.
The gunt is sturdier than Cloverfield. 4th titty not so much. All hail gunt.He reminds me of Michael Malloy, which is a story worth googling if you're unfamiliar. I don't think the gunt can be killed by conventional methods.
I wanna play it safe and say August this year he will have some kind of emergency and might survive but then pass before December.Place bets on month and cause of death.
I choose the gun
"Kiwifarms isn't gonna run itself, you know..."Incels, what's your excuse?
Turns out spot reduction isn't just a myth after all.I think it's less surprising he has more than two tits with how fat he is, and more alarming that he now has three when he used to have four. Where did the titty go, pigboy?
He kept his shirt on. We have the pictorial evidence unfortunately.The fact that two women allowed themselves to be impregnated by this thing will never stop being hilarious/horrifying.
The black and white cam really expresses this as The Lighthouse esque end. Nu-horror slow burner fans are gooningClip of Ralph's triumphant return
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EDIT: he came back a second time to turn off the stream
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wait which way are they fucking going?When is Ralph gonna hold a GoFundMe for her top surgery?
what?He kept his shirt on. We have the pictorial evidence unfortunately.