DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

Just an addendum to the condo in Conneticut: from what I remember is that Phil stopped paying the mortgage in 2019 with the expressed desire that the bank takes it out of his hand once they realize he won't pay anymore. Allegedly it was his mother that gave him the idea. Then Midfirst bank swooped in bought the mortgage for pennies on the dollar (when the condo was worth 40k). Meanwhile Phil kept paying the HOA fees (around 400 bucks I think) for Midfirst while Midfirst handled the paperwork for taking ownership. The condo appreciated in value to 90k at that point making Midfirst the winner while they also forced Phil to pay the lawyer's fees (around 3k). The bankruptcy didn't do jack shit for Phil in that regard.

Also, if you are interested this is Phil's packed condo way back when (stuffed with consoles, statues and other nick nack)

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

The downfall might not be right around the corner, but it’s going to be absolutely brutal when it finally happens.

We've been saying this a while here, but we all know he won't be able to live this way forever. Let's be real, here: detractors are getting older, and a majority of the ones that aren't in too deep with Phil have actual lives and families and jobs. Eventually, they're gonna leave, which means DSP's go-to boogieman will be gone, and he won't have anyone to get people talking about him. The usual retards will get older and eventually leave and stop donating, and grifters like Ashton and Andy won't want anything to do with him, since they'll vanish into irrelevancy, too. His videos get no views, and thus don't attract new faces, which means nothing to keep his streams alive. Numbers will stagnate, the money will dry up, the begging will get more egregious, and DSP would be forced to hang it up.

DSPGaming is, and always has been, a sinking fucking ship, but one that sinks VERY slowly. It's only a matter of time before Phil runs out of whales and the "business" fails entirely. And when that happens, it's going to be fucking hilarious! I expect him to go full narcissist, have a massive mask-off moment, and blow up on every person he thinks "wronged" him and ruined his "career." I give him maybe five more years (maybe even less) before that happens.

 

[PieceofShet]

Midfirst bank

Thats a name a I did not hear for a very long time...

 

[Cyber Bowling]

This is one of those little things I have always wondered. He bought massive expensive statues of things like the Tank from Left 4 Dead or the Heavy from TF2, but why? He didn't particularly like or care about those games. I understand buying these things if you have the money/space and you are really big fan of it. Why did he though when he so obviously didn't care about almost any of those things when he got them? Was it purely to show he is a gamer? Like a proto version of putting the PS5 box behind him to show he is a cool gamer man? I just find it really odd.

I think part of it is to show off he's a gamer. Phil loves being able to flex on people and he sees owning expensive stuff as a way to do that. But I also think, probably because he lacks any real hobbies and interests, Phil just enjoys spending money. I think if there was a world where Phil did something other than LPs, like getting into anime or comic reviews or something, he'd have bought a bunch of posters/action figures/statues/whatever else relating to that. And just like in current day, they'd all ultimately be fated to getting shoved into a closet.

Back in the Leanna days, when Phil was waddling around the mall he'd periodically take pictures of random items and say something like "Lol, wouldn't it be so funny if I spent $100 on this?" I'd bet good money those tweets were always *after* he made the purchase. The only reason I'd say he isn't outright a hoarder is because hoarders tend to have some weird attachment to all the items they collect and are adamant they need everything in their collection. Phil likes the hoard aspect, but he rarely gets attached to anything. Off the top of my head, RGB lights are the one non-champions purchase where I think Phil genuinely got excited and didn't just forget about it when he got home.

Basically, Phil is the living incarnation of "money can't buy happiness."

 

[LieLieFyre]

Finally watched the Craig interview and hes such a massive faggot. "You are bullying me" Wah wah wah. Jesus this guy never got out of kindergarten mentality. Hope his chair breaks and his mic falls on his balls.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Fair, important distinction. It's still a little on the unhinged side.

It's absolutely beyond unhinged. But she did act in porn and was a prostitute. It seemed like the person who did it was because he was a deviant though and happened to post about it on here.

I'm pretty sure that guy would have done what he did whether DSP existed or not is all I'm saying. DSP wasn't involved in the topic at all until PPP (or null? I forget) brought it up directly to him.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Challenge my arse! he's playing the Legacy collection (I assume) which has a rewind feature and save states. There will be no challenge and no rage in this so called rage-a-thon.

 

[DeeTracktor]

The King of retro is back!

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I’m starting to kind of enjoy this PPP (I call him the KC tranny) saga. PPP somehow was able to get Phil’s favor which has ultimately turned into him becoming a real time detractor sitting on the couch with Phil. Phil’s narcissism and delusion seem to have completely removed his ability to see what’s actually happening right in front of him. KC tranny will also be scooping up a ton of detractor clicks if he continues the DSP snaking on his own show.

I feel like such a faggot for saying this but the KC tranny can actually be funny from time to time too.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Thing with dsp is that since hes a consumer, if it isnt the rgb, wwe champions, video game etc there will always be a money sink. For some reason he feels he needs to spend money to buy stuff when at times he doesnt need it. Good example is the sound proofing pads in the walls, those dont reallh serve a purpose yet he bought it and just put them there. This compulsion to just spend money when he gets it is a bad habit. I still say he doesnt have anything worth in savings, maybe a few hundreds(being super generous)

Another thing is that dsp is a financial illiterate(See bankruptcy) in his mind money will catch fire if he doesnt spend it. The KC money? Went to the whole pc/rgb set up. He cannot plan for shit and i dont think hes realize how fucked his wife is in the long run if he dies since shes another tard like him. He jas said that hes considering taking another mortgage on the house which should tell yoh how dumb this fat pollack is. He doesnt plan ahead of the day he is and then complains about problems that he himself self inflicted and then blames everyone and everything else. He thinks hes fine now and everything is great but wait until the later years start to creep in. His fat whale of a wife will probably develop some health problems and so will dsp and those are things you gotta be on top off which means medicine, doc appointments etc which dsp has been shown to be a fucking dunce when it comes to health anything. The only saving grace is thag Jasper will be spared of that future since he will be in the great yarn of the sky and we will get content.

 

[myone]

Finally watched the Craig interview and hes such a massive faggot. "You are bullying me" Wah wah wah. Jesus this guy never got out of kindergarten mentality. Hope his chair breaks and his mic falls on his balls.

I love it so much. I don't think anything comes close for DSP acting like a total pussy bitch: "hey craig, gofuckyoursel... HAH TOTALLY FELTED HIM GUYS!"

 

[Elite Kipchak]

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Challenge my arse! he's playing the Legacy collection (I assume) which has a rewind feature and save states. There will be no challenge and no rage in this so called rage-a-thon.

I will never get over how he announces these things things like it's some kind of house party.

 

[Very Honest Content]

bankruptcy forms are public documents not a dox

Stop using this specific term in the new year. Null has specifically instructed all users to legally cover your ass by not even typing it as it is being specifically criminalized by enacted laws. Sunshining, or, unmasking, if you like making fun of Eliott Fong, are good and what I'm going to alter to interchangeably, null provided a few other examples of acceptable legal endangerment free options in the post on it too you may want to select from.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

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Challenge my arse! he's playing the Legacy collection (I assume) which has a rewind feature and save states. There will be no challenge and no rage in this so called rage-a-thon.

Don't underestimate Phil's ability to shoot himself in the foot. He's screwed himself over in the past with save states, where he does it so frequently he save states and gets caught in a death loop. He'll probably be able to get out of it, but Phil isn't known for having a level head, and even a temporary setback is enough to set him off on a temper tantrum.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I replayed Witcher 3 again last year, and yesterday I finished Hearts of Stone (one of the greatest DLCs of all time). I now realized that Phil is like a victim of Gunter O'Dimm, or the Master if Mirrors. For those who don't know the game, he is a mysterious figure inspired by the likes of Goethe's Mephisto from Faust and similar eastern European stories and a figure from King's the Dark Tower. Basically he grants you wishes for your soul, but he does not grant you what you wanted, but what you wished for. He will never cheat, but he will use the words in the contract in its literal sense in a witty way against you, and not in the way you meant them. You might wish that your wife will never leave you, and he will give you that, but as a consequence she might start to dislike you, or you will not love her anymore but you can't leave her because of your own wish.

I feel like Phil once met him and wished to be famous, get showered with money and play games all day. As a consequence, he became a Internetfamous, but as a lolcow, gets showered in money by his dents, but he has to beg people he dislikes daily for 8 hours to get it, and he does indeed play games for a living everyday, but he hates playing games now. And on top of it, he has to waste all his money.

I know, I am not the first who had this idea, but I had to share my thoughts. And Witcher 3 is a masterpiece, no wonder Phil hates it and won't replay it.

 

[LuchaZombie]

I’m starting to kind of enjoy this PPP (I call him the KC tranny) saga. PPP somehow was able to get Phil’s favor which has ultimately turned into him becoming a real time detractor sitting on the couch with Phil. Phil’s narcissism and delusion seem to have completely removed his ability to see what’s actually happening right in front of him. KC tranny will also be scooping up a ton of detractor clicks if he continues the DSP snaking on his own show.

Any normal person would see that last KC stream about them and get upset…. Thankfully we’re not dealing with a normal person and I absolutely can’t wait to see the cope.

It’s one thing to have a friend (I know…) dunk on you but some other guy you don’t know showing up and not only does he feel comfortable enough to talk shit about you to them, but they join in with him, calling you retarded (a SLUR guise!!!) amongst other things.

Ah well, at least they weren’t being toxic. They were just stating facts and he IS, in fact, retarded.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Just an addendum to the condo in Conneticut: from what I remember is that Phil stopped paying the mortgage in 2019 with the expressed desire that the bank takes it out of his hand once they realize he won't pay anymore. Allegedly it was his mother that gave him the idea. Then Midfirst bank swooped in bought the mortgage for pennies on the dollar (when the condo was worth 40k). Meanwhile Phil kept paying the HOA fees (around 400 bucks I think) for Midfirst while Midfirst handled the paperwork for taking ownership. The condo appreciated in value to 90k at that point making Midfirst the winner while they also forced Phil to pay the lawyer's fees (around 3k). The bankruptcy didn't do jack shit for Phil in that regard.

Also, if you are interested this is Phil's packed condo way back when (stuffed with consoles, statues and other nick nack)

It's complete and utter ghetto behavior to walk away from a debt and it shows to the world how untrustworthy you are, but in financial sense, it keeps more money in your pocket to walk away from a radically depreciated asset. He erased a 105K debt by losing a 90K asset and avoided any costs of closing or time invested in getting a buyer. This happened a lot in 2007/2008 because of sub prime lending, which is what led to the housing crash of 2008. It bears noting that since 2019, the HOA fees have gone up nearly 50% to 589. HOAs are a scam even if free, simply because you are willingly accepting restrictions for a bit of yardwork and inviting the neighborhood Karens to get involved in your personal business. Every dollar paid towards an HOA is a waste and counts against your lendability. 589 is incredibly high, especially compared to the property values of the condo at any point since 2009 to today. By definition, every dollar that is added to a monthly HOA fee decreases the value of the property.

That wire arrangement is a nightmare and that setup is ugly AF. I'll just give Phil partial credit for not having anything that is a biohazard or rotting that is present in the photo, as low as that standard is. It's my understanding that significant circumstantial evidence suggests his second bathroom might be a mold farm and it is confirmed that his broken toilet is drained and sealed by way of a plastic bag, meaning he is putting his house at risk of sewer gas if that plastic bag ever fails to contain it.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Phil is coping so hard about Kino Casino brutalizing his anus last night, he accidentally said "retard" on stream, lmao. Now he's saying KC making fun of him is "good fun" and everyone does it, so it's okay for them too, they're all still great friends dood!

This is next-level cope cucking, people.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Phil is coping so hard about Kino Casino brutalizing his anus he accidentally said retard on stream, lmao. Now he's saying KC making fun of him is "good fun" and everyone does it so it's okay for them too, they're all still great friends dood!

This is next level cope cucking, people.

This is so fucking cringe. I can't even watch when he does this shit. Pure worm energy. He'll flip his shit if anyone said half the stuff Ashton did lmao. DSP is getting played like a fiddle.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Challenge my arse! he's playing the Legacy collection (I assume) which has a rewind feature and save states. There will be no challenge and no rage in this so called rage-a-thon.

No rewind, but it has save states. Guess it's Zelda 2 all over again. I can't wait for the FIVE MINUTES OF SAVE SCUMMING AND LOADING because he fucks up on one enemy.

I love it so much. I don't think anything comes close for DSP acting like a total pussy bitch: "hey craig, gofuckyoursel... HAH TOTALLY FELTED HIM GUYS!"

You missed the key part: he disconnected the call before he got his last word out. Craig missed him doing his Internet Tough Guy bullshit. How Phil continually fails his wrestling promos is fascinating.