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Atta-boy Phil! When the going gets rough, just buckle down and pull yourself up by your chinstraps!
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Which will probably mean that he'll wake up in the middle of the night because he feels like he can't breathe, which means he'll whine on twitter about how the chinstrap is a faulty product (if it even fits over his fat noggin')
This just isn't going to go well
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Spending hundreds of dollars on video games and crappy food, but getting a $20+ dollar chin strap instead of going to the doctor? wow I doubt that simply going to the doctor for a check-up and just telling them "hey, I'm having trouble with my throat" is going to cost $100. He's just afraid of what they'll tell him.
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I bet he paid extra for the expensive delivery so that one of Amazon's drones would personally hover out to Washington carrying it and strap it onto his chin for him while he's streaming and give him a high five before flying off or something and he's like, "And it only cost 89 dollars, that's MUCH better than going to the doctor!"
Dude just go to the fucking doctor like the thread says. Youre going to have to anyway, what, are you going to resort to acupuncture or some shit before you finally break down and just do it?
"I read about this new way youre supposed to sit at a computer that's supposed to *snort* improve your ability to breathe, you just have to look up at the ceiling for 10 minutes at a time so when Im doing that during a stream you guys just have to understand ohkay? It's supposed to elongate and straighten out your larynx and esophagus so that all the crap and garbage just flows through!"
Dude would put a clothespin on his nose so he doesnt breathe anything in through it to get stuck in there, before he went to a doctor.
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how the fuck does a chin strap stop snoring?
all i can think of of is that you'll end up with closed-mouth snoring.. you're still snoring!
can't wait for phil to try alternative medicine.
all i can think of of is that you'll end up with closed-mouth snoring.. you're still snoring!
can't wait for phil to try alternative medicine.
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I can't help but wonder if he means that it's one of those things that pinches the nasal airway, but that it has a chin strap attached to it. Regardless, it stands to reason that he needs to take himself to the fucking doctor before he has more health problems than he can handle.
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He's posted a pic of himself wearing his new chin strap.
Seriously??? The damned thing's way too small for his head, for one thing. It's cutting into his flesh! And he's wearing it incorrectly--I guess he can't get it all the way up on his chin. He ain't gonna wear this for long, it looks uncomfortable as hell.
Seriously??? The damned thing's way too small for his head, for one thing. It's cutting into his flesh! And he's wearing it incorrectly--I guess he can't get it all the way up on his chin. He ain't gonna wear this for long, it looks uncomfortable as hell.
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That's our Super hero...get a tiny chin strap to avoid going to the doctor to, you know...find out if you aren't dying to some mold related disease.
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Looks like he's wearing a jockstrap on his face.
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Oh geez, is that gout coming out of the left side of his head? Seriously is that an ear or a neck flap?
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I'd say that's a really unflattering picture, but most of his pictures are unflattering anyway.
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Considering Phil has been in superficial austerity, I gotta figure he at least has the cheapest ACA choices, at the very least so he could avoid whatever the tax penalty was for not having insurance. But remembering logins is hard, and finding letters and emails that he probably destroyed without ever looking at probably means its more trouble than he wants to go through.
In my area, we have something of a plague of urgent care clinics popping up in old stores and restaurants. They're generally cheaper and if you don't need an ER and its something minor. I can't imagine there aren't any near him, nor that he wouldn't have had to use one before, if he doesn't have insurance through Machinima or the ACA.
So that leads me to wonder if he's faking the illness for sympathy or is literally too dumb to continue breathing.
In my area, we have something of a plague of urgent care clinics popping up in old stores and restaurants. They're generally cheaper and if you don't need an ER and its something minor. I can't imagine there aren't any near him, nor that he wouldn't have had to use one before, if he doesn't have insurance through Machinima or the ACA.
So that leads me to wonder if he's faking the illness for sympathy or is literally too dumb to continue breathing.
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I want you all to put yourself in Leanna's position for a moment. You finally got home from working your day job and have to put in a few hours of putting together soaps and wax tarts for your side gig. All of this is necessary to not only ensure that you can continue to stay in your home, but also so that your roommate can continue to stay home and play video games all day while waiting for Internet donations to trickle in. You somehow find the time to prepare some kind of dinner for yourself and your boyfriend, despite the fact that he could actually do this for himself if he had any motivation whatsoever. Finally, you decide to call it a night. After all, you're up bright and early for another day of the same. As you are preparing to turn out the light, Phil looks over with the exact expression you see in the above picture. He's wearing a bizarre jockstrap for his chin. Worse, you know that look; he's feeling amorous. You say goodbye to one of the five hours of sleep you were about to get as you feel Phil's bulbous gut roll over you like a hairy ball of warm bread dough. As you begin your reluctant duty, Phil snorts and belches in your face. You wonder if things would be so bad if you got an apartment on your own. You've been wondering that a lot lately.
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The strap is squishing the flesh and making it stick out like that.
That being said, he looks stupid with that thing on.
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He looks even more like a deranged and exceptional 50+ year old hobo than usual.
34 fucking years old...
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Welp, there's an avatar for a lot of people.
And I still can't get over how old he looks for 34.
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Imagine sleeping next to the person you respect more than anyone else in the world, the person you believe in, the person who's supposed to be your best friend. Imagine sleeping next to the person you make love to. But before you go to bed they have to stop and put on their anti-snoring mucus draining chin strap.
Now imagine you're not 50.
Then remember that if you get the flu tomorrow, they're going to rattle your ass awake and tell you to cook dinner because they're busy playing resident evil.
If Panda isn't already cheating, I salute her. If she's still with this rapidly degrading bag of snot by the end of the year, I pity her.
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I wrote my post before reading the thread.
Replace what I said with this.
Now imagine you're not 50.
Then remember that if you get the flu tomorrow, they're going to rattle your ass awake and tell you to cook dinner because they're busy playing resident evil.
If Panda isn't already cheating, I salute her. If she's still with this rapidly degrading bag of snot by the end of the year, I pity her.
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I wrote my post before reading the thread.
Replace what I said with this.
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At some point, there has to be a straw that breaks the camel's back. There has to be something that convinces Panda Lee to finally get up and leave his ass.
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Him running out of money is the straw for her. I'd bet Phil's PAYTREEIN dollars on it.
With her anti-intellectualism, white power tendencies and hick voice I don't know if a much better situation could arise for her
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