Gross Aella Martin / Rachael Antier Slick / Abigail Glass / @Aella_Girl / @Aellagirl / @Miss_Aella / u/Sweatywoman / RedVerse / Apostate Slick / Knowingless - Rationalist LessWrong poly libertarian hooker girl throwing rape orgy parties. Former $100k/month OnlyFans star and $3,000/hour prostitute. Would rather come up with gross hypotheticals than shower.

How many people will show up to Aella's birthday gangbang?

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JJLiautaud said:
She says this counts tears of joy but I genuinely doubt she has the hedonic circuitry left to actually experience that level of positive emotion.
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I have a family member that cries all the time and most of the time it's when she's "touched" by something nice. It's an unstable person thing and you uncomfortably side eye every time they start tearing up. Being dysregulated means your emotions regularly overwhelm you and you react strongly; it doesn't necessarily mean straight up sad. I think she's so far away from people who have to keep it together for 9-5 jobs and families that she doesn't know what it looks like.

So she cries all the time, eats like a toddler, rarely works out, barely leaves the house, doesn't clean up after herself, does copious amounts of drugs, is poly and does porn and prostitution*and* is very public about all of it. That's quite the dating profile.
 
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Blarmed&Dangerous said:
Dude's the fucking poo police.

Shit every day, people.
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No I just think there's a lot funnier about her than "lol her poo frequency is on the low side of average" like the fact that she doesn't shower everyday and hangs out with a bunch of autists so she thinks she's OK etc
 
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They don't, that's why her sex numbers are so low. If she is telling the truth about whoring (she's not) then she has sex "recreationally" even less than those numbers suggest. All the talk about sex positivity, escorting, orgy parties and traveling gangbang crews is all a LARP, she actually goes outside so little she needs to keep track of it. The boring, vanilla, monogamous Christians she hates so much have much more sex than her. The vast majority of married couples have sex at least once a week, and the frequency goes up with all those things she hates, like traditional division of labor, religiosity, and conservative values.

As for bowel movements, someone in the thread said "stimulants" means prescribed Adderall to Rachel, no word on coffee drinking. She should really clean up her diet and start drinking a few cups of coffee a day instead of pharma-crack, that would make her a lot more regular and probably help with the crippling depression.
 
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Hantavirus said:
They don't, that's why her sex numbers are so low. If she is telling the truth about whoring (she's not) then she has sex "recreationally" even less than those numbers suggest. All the talk about sex positivity, escorting, orgy parties and traveling gangbang crews is all a LARP, she actually goes outside so little she needs to keep track of it. The boring, vanilla, monogamous Christians she hates so much have much more sex than her. The vast majority of married couples have sex at least once a week, and the frequency goes up with all those things she hates, like traditional division of labor, religiosity, and conservative values.

As for bowel movements, someone in the thread said "stimulants" means prescribed Adderall to Rachel, no word on coffee drinking. She should really clean up her diet and start drinking a few cups of coffee a day instead of pharma-crack, that would make her a lot more regular and probably help with the crippling depression.
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She just batch processes dick instead of in real time
 
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Hantavirus said:
She should really clean up her diet and start drinking a few cups of coffee a day instead of pharma-crack, that would make her a lot more regular and probably help with the crippling depression.
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Or alternatively, she could start doing street crack. I bet religious monogamous conservatives would really hate that.
 
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True, her dad, tradcath Twitter, and her KF thread would be anally annihilated (like she never has been LOL) if she called our boy Derrick Christmas and picked up a little crackarooski habit. I hear it's great for staying slim and staying productive on those days where you didn't get enough sleep the night before.
 
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bort420 said:
How many dicks does Aella need to go through before you can call her Aella?
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I'm sure you are joking, but I do like to organically work her real name in at least once a page or so. Rachael Slick is good at doing interviews and creating enough buzz that her SEO is very good: the first few pages are little but positive interviews and fluff pieces. As the Farms makes slow progress returning to search engines, eventually people will find her thread by searching her name or alias.

Besides, using her preferred alias feels weird, like you're playing into her fantasy and accepting the persona she adopts for the benefit of her coomer simps. Aella Girl is a confident, intelligent turboslut always ready to take on twenty or thirty rock hard cocks or do some heckin' science, but Rachael Antier Slick is a forever alone legbeard poorly coping with sexual abuse and defending zoophiles, pedos, and the ✡️ porn industry ✡️.
 
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It's not impossible for her to get the good ending, but she is running out of time. She needs to get off Twitter, in fact she needs to delete her entire Internet presence, call her dad, and have him set her up with a nice man from his church. She isn't too far gone to find a guy who would be willing to look past her slightly ghoulish appearance and her history, especially if she found Jesus and really repented.
 
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I'm just constantly laughing at how everything with her is a post hoc defense mechanism. One minute she has ibs so bad that it's the reason she can't go outside and the next she is totally fine because she's gotta be right about not eating vegetables. Different stories only days apart. What kind of mental illness even is that?
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Also, lol at her not knowing about in home daycares which are ridiculously common and easy to get qualified for. Like, there's one on every block it seems with their little sign in the yard. Leave yo house, girl.
 
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beetlewearingbugshoes said:
I'm just constantly laughing at how everything with her is a post hoc defense mechanism. One minute she has ibs so bad that it's the reason she can't go outside and the next she is totally fine because she's gotta be right about not eating vegetables. Different stories only days apart. What kind of mental illness even is that?
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she is looking for a white knight to sweep her off her feet but all she gets are simps

many such cases!
 
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