DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DerelictOnion]

DSP should check how other lolcows are treated and count his lucky stars his trolls are so tame in comparison.

Imagine getting trolled so hard, after the police evicts you from your home and your house gets destroyed the entire community throws a party to celebrate this fact, haha

 

[Very Honest Content]

I like 'phonebooking' myself. It's actually all it is.

It really is a digital use of a phonebook to post the information and that's a good one, but, will generations of zoomers and their younger siblings in what people call gen-alpha because lazy naming conventions spilling over too far into the future even know what a book for a phone is supposed to be? So as to be on topic and not all about pedantic online slang use:

Finally, he decides to announce after not seeing revenue for ‘anonymous’ subs on Kick that “it’s another loophole, like on YouTube”.

Now this is interesting, I was under the assumption he had been led to kick's watering hole because the fraud of subscriptions for gifting them was much easier to use there, like on twitch where you can direct a gift sub to someone specific. Is this actually a thing that can be exploited because I'd assume it would have cropped up before with weens employing it as a means of trying to gin up reactions from targets, like pigroach, but is Phil really patient zero for this?

If you are familiar with the theory that Phil and Derich had behind da scenes pornography that borders into criminal content being shared between them as their link off stream that kept Ip from being run over by the goutbus until Null confronted him in front of his fat tranny buddy, I think something similar may now be in play thus making all the razzing just fine. I think Phil is sending Ashton (I call him 'triple meal serving size') Khet's stretched out old clothes so he can get cosplay candid shots returned to him to incident with. Would help explain the angry stories about the postal office that have been mocked by detracting channels such as LuccianoElLechero, at least.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

The PPP and DSP show is even more scripted than LoLCowLive is, which of course DSP criticized for being scripted. Boogie and Wings get grilled harder (and more realistically) than PPP grills DSP. That Tommy C guy trolled Boogie for his barely legal girlfriend, and a bunch of other stuff. DSP probably DM'ed PPP and was like "you should make make fun of me about X or Y, but you can't mention Z." The reason DSP still feels good/ok about this is because he still feels in control, because he is.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I've been around the block a few years with DSP, and I know all of the money from yesterday is gone already. But everyone posting here about how he's almost done when he can make $800 for the garbage content he put out yesterday....I've got to wonder whether the supply of idiots with their parents' credit card will EVER go down to zero.

I did not have "Phil is going to double his monthly income with fewer viewers than ever" on my bingo card.

 

[Digger10]

Phil currently holds the Olympic and World records in mental gymnastics.

You're not wrong, but sometimes I think calling it "gymnastics" is giving Phil too much credit, because he will outright lie whenever it suits him. Like how he spends a lot of time ranting about detractors and then turns around and says "I don't talk about the trolls!" Sometimes there's not even a pretense of an explanation, it's basically the equivalent of looking at a red ball and saying that it's blue.

 

[Balr0g]

I've been around the block a few years with DSP, and I know all of the money from yesterday is gone already. But everyone posting here about how he's almost done when he can make $800 for the garbage content he put out yesterday....I've got to wonder whether the supply of idiots with their parents' credit card will EVER go down to zero.

I did not have "Phil is going to double his monthly income with fewer viewers than ever" on my bingo card.

That depends on if this Level of support comes from one or 2 whales or from many people. So far it seems that Phil is carried by 1-2 whales and if he pisses them of it might look really bleak. Of course there can always be 1 new dented whale showering Phil with money so who knows. Though maybe Phil's final curtain will fall when detractors turn thgeir backs and no "new blood" follows. I mean what else could there be to prop up a 42 year old incompetent beggar then owning "da trollz" (something Phil encouraged in the last months with "felting the trolls")?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

That depends on if this Level of support comes from one or 2 whales or from many people. So far it seems that Phil is carried by 1-2 whales and if he pisses them of it might look really bleak. Of course there can always be 1 new dented whale showering Phil with money so who knows. Though maybe Phil's final curtain will fall when detractors turn thgeir backs and no "new blood" follows. I mean what else could there be to prop up a 42 year old incompetent beggar then owning "da trollz" (something Phil encouraged in the last months with "felting the trolls")?

You would think, but the ability for a new dent to appear immediately after an old one leaves is remarkable.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

It's been several days since Memology 101 last uploaded (unsure about his main channel, but his DSP drama account surely didn't. Meanwhile some of the other detractor channels like Mighty D are still uploading. Anyone know what happened to him?

You would think, but the ability for a new dent to appear immediately after an old one leaves is remarkable.

Could have had been the same 10 to 20 people using sockpuppets?

 

[00R-Gundam]

You really want to see him play a game? Do you like the guy's gameplay? Are you real or an OIC sock?

Ah is it finally my turn to be OIC this week!?

You should lurk more.

If you think me suggesting that he plays a game makes me OIC i cant wait to see your reaction when you find out we have a thread for games that we would like dsp to play.

You would think, but the ability for a new dent to appear immediately after an old one leaves is remarkable.

I find it to be too convinient. The timing is almost too perfect. I think is like a group of maybe less than 10 people with several just rotating whenever one alt has run its course and with each new alt, a new larp ensues.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The TL;DR version of Phil and KC:

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Very interesting proposition by this gentleman....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H66fTCCv6HI

 

[The Sneed]

Very interesting proposition by this gentleman....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H66fTCCv6HI

Jayde vs this guy in a boxing match for DSPs future. If Jayde wins he rescinds this video. If wheelysteve wins DSP deletes his channel.

 

[Balr0g]

t's been several days since Memology 101 last uploaded (unsure about his main channel, but his DSP drama account surely didn't. Meanwhile some of the other detractor channels like Mighty D are still uploading. Anyone know what happened to him?

Memology seems to be more focusing on his main channel then DSP (last upload on Memology 101 was 4 hours ago). DSP is that guy's sideshow. I think Memology only uploads the real doosies not every bit of stupid shit Phil spews out of his mouth

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

It's been several days since Memology 101 last uploaded (unsure about his main channel, but his DSP drama account surely didn't. Meanwhile some of the other detractor channels like Mighty D are still uploading. Anyone know what happened to him?

I just took a look at his account on X. He’s posted today, nothing about DSP but he’s clearly alive. Maybe just taking a break? He’s probably my favorite video account, with WPIG and Tevin tied for my favorite restreamers.

 

[Corpun]

I have to give Phil some credit, he actually manages to sit through PPP's shrill nails on chalk board voice. I don't know how he does it beyond desperation for a friend but he does it.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Does DSP deserve to be sent gorilla feces in the mail, have his bank account hacked, or be swatted? NO, of course not. And anyone who does stuff like that deserves to be mocked, and they are.

This reminds me of that Bill Burr joke about how you should never hit a woman, but that doesn't mean the ass kickings just fall out of the fucking sky. Some women deserve to get beaten to a pulp, but that doesn't mean you should do it under any circumstances. Phil is more or less the same.

His whole "I'm just a guy who streams videogames" argument always ignores how he's always an asshole for people for literally no reason. Even back in the SRK days he was always talking shit about people like Justin Wong or the Cannon brothers and threatening to beat people up because 22 y/o toddler Phil was too retarded to understand that trying to be a wrestling heel doesn't work if the rest are not into your narrative.
During his prime days on YouTube he had an entire section in his Ask the King videos where he just shat on people who tried to send him friend requests, and not even like being creative, he would read a message that was like "Phil I love your videos and would love to play with you one day!" only to respond "Uhhh no fuck you ackackack what a fucking dumbass!" and just being an asshole to actual fans.
Even nowadays 42 y/o mature adult not a drama streamer chill guy Phil (unlike 34 y/o dumbass kid Phil) is quite literally incapable of reading a comment and not being an asshole, always being demeaning, passive aggressive or just saying the question makes no sense because he's too stupid to figure what the commenter meant.

Point being that Phil has spent the entirety of his online career being a fucking asshole to people for no reason. He just loves to antagonize people online (because we know how much of a pussy he is IRL), and that's not including all the different creators he has insulted for no reason (I also love how Phil says it's jealously, like that makes it ok) and all the fanbases he has attacked. With the amount of people Phil has antagonized, he shouldn't be surprised that so many people take it seriously and retaliate, something Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P) doesn't seem to get.

Maybe Phil wouldn't get AYY-LAWGH so much (which he doesn't btw, you can count with one hand the instances of people actually messing with Phil) if he wasn't such an asshole? It's crazy to me how Phil seems incapable of not being a fucking dick to others but also cries victim whenever someone makes fun of him in any capacity. Also, remember how he's ok with being criticized, except for him going viral on Twitter for failing a Zelda puzzle, then it was vile and people are retarded for laughing.

He wouldn't have gotten swatted if he wasn't stupid enough to dox himself.
He wouldn't have people looking into his bank account if he hadn't lied so much about where the money went.

TL;DR. Phil DOES DESERVE to get fucked with just because he's that much of a lying piece of shit. Now, does that mean people should do it or be commended for it? No. No one deserves to get shot by some asshole on the street, but if you are always antagonizing people then when you get shot you can't cry you are a victim. People don't get fucked with for free.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Surprise! Phil has a brain dead take on the fires in Los Angeles. In fact, Phil apparently thinks LA takes up an entire chunk of California.

And of course, he feels bad about people losing their homes, but then turns around and asks why anyone would want to live there if this keeps happening.

I think he needs a cinder block dropped on him.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Surprise! Phil has a brain dead take on the fires in Los Angeles. In fact, Phil apparently thinks LA takes up an entire chunk of California.

And of course, he feels bad about people losing their homes, but then turns around and asks why anyone would want to live there if this keeps happening.

I think he needs a cinder block dropped on him.

I remember when he was reACKing to a woman living in Yakutsk and he had the same braindead "y leev here if dengerous" take. Meanwhile he lives near multiple fault lines and active volcanoes.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

I remember when he was reACKing to a woman living in Yakutsk and he had the same braindead "y leev here if dengerous" take. Meanwhile he lives near multiple fault lines and active volcanoes.

But he is in a gated community!

 

[Corpun]

A fun anecdote regarding the CTKhando situation is that he did manage to find someone to manage his property for him but that guy insisted that Phil first contact him on the phone, which Phil refused to do. As a consequence that property laid idle for several years, so I imagine the lack of any kind of maintenance brought down the value a whole lot.

Yet another case of Phil being his own worst enemy and doing the most harm to himself, all because he is a weirdo about calling people on the phone and demanding in the ways people address him. I'm sure he chewed off that property manager's ear for pestering him like the karen he is.

cannot discern quality - In his mind, expensive = good. This man needs to have every new console that comes out because surely slapping an additional couple letters like "X" or "PRO" and upping the price a couple hundred bucks more means it's better than the last one. Worse still is Phil is a gormless faggot with 0 sense for his supposed passions. "Wow the PS5 pro is so much better check it out, 60fps, 4k resolution". Most of his comments about new expensive thing are either literally the same as the other thing or completely invented.

Quality also extends into amount of stuff he has. More expensive shit = More improved. Hence why he jerks himself off over how much 'better' his setup is all the time now, even though you see jack fucking shit of it when he boots up his shitty greenscreen for his webcam that looks way too big now.

He bought massive expensive statues of things like the Tank from Left 4 Dead

If you want a good TIHYDP, look at his L4D gameplay. Constant friendly fire, yelling into the mic, and zero situational awareness. Also he leaves the mic on so all his team mates get to suffer through hearing the games audio reverb while he screeches for help and makes awful jokes.

Also, if you are interested this is Phil's packed condo way back when (stuffed with consoles, statues and other nick nack)

Mike Clum has to release whatever footage of the WAKhando so we can see the hoarder hell DSP is in now.

I know, I am not the first who had this idea, but I had to share my thoughts. And Witcher 3 is a masterpiece, no wonder Phil hates it and won't replay it.

He also hates Witcher 2 because he busted his keyboard from smashing it.

This is the amazing PC gamer Phil once was.