Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

What's the Technicality Tomlinson here, experts ? It's in the police report he told them he was waiting for his order at Chubby's Cheesesteaks when he was assaulted by three niggers.

Yes, child, he was, but he was too fat to fit through the doors of the place that serves greasy slop to fat idiots so he had to wait outside, hence, he's never entered the building.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Sorry for the double post I think this one should stand alone. The guy who said please do have fun after instructing civilians to throw paint balloons at fucking tanks is shitting on an actually reasonable tip.
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Piece of wood surrounded by mud doesn’t burn easily. In fact, after becoming dry, it will be an insulating layer which more or less prevents burning.

You can also build yourself a mud oven if you're out in the wilderness if you need to do some cooking.
Patrick has never been out camping in his life. Likely because he can't provide for himself. I hope people like this lose everything valuable to them because they refuse to listen to reason.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

He's been more selective about what he posts on BlueSky - that tweet about cutting the fire department money didn't make it, probably because both Democrats and Republicans thought it was bad.

Also lol, I'm sure people are deleting their Facebook accounts and it's totally not because you're posting angry doomer stuff all day.

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I love when Internet personalities do this. They always blame changes in the algorithm or other technical decisions for why they don't have the following base that they used to on social media.

It couldn't be that no one cares for your views because you're a moron.

Every time Rick calls someone else stupid I just think back to his gardening, Rick is a man who thinks a good way to manage weeds in your garden is to salt it, he's also a man who thought it was a good idea to photograph himself salting his garden, he also then thought it would be a good idea to post this evidence of him salting his own garden to social media, and to top it all off he thought it was a good idea to advise other people to salt their gardens.

I remember seeing that post for the first time and genuinely being dumbfounded, I had to re-read that post several times to make sure I was reading it right, yes, Rick is indeed so monumentally retarded that he thought good gardening included salting the earth to manage weeds, this is the man that calls you stupid on twitter.

A prime trait of a lolcow is wanting recognition from others and being looked at as someone who is insightful. They always tend to fail because they are either stupid like fat ass is or because they can't comprehend how a normal person perceives things.

Much like Chris Chan thinking yard work is strainous labor or Moviebob thinking a bookcase of DVDs make him a media expert, tons of fun thought that he was giving out good gardening advice despite a normal person knowing it wasn't quality advice to follow.

 

[RollingRock2]

Ten things an average 40 year old white american man can do that Patrick Tomlinson can't:
10) See their daughter
9) Order a beer and meatloaf at Hooligan's Superbar
Admire their correctly facing fence
7) Provide proof of income
6) Speak without gay inflection
5) Eat at a restaurant without taking pictures
4) Ignore strangers on the internet
3) Do 10 pushups
2) Have Christmas dinner with family
1) Lose weight

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Is there any proof the Cali fires were not started by Rick? I'm hearing talks he was spotted there ducking in the alleyways.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Is there any proof the Cali fires were not started by Rick? I'm hearing talks he was spotted there ducking in the alleyways.

These is no evidence.

But hear me out. Rick is corpulent enough to become a miniature black hole - which are known to divert light itself.

What if climate change is caused by Rick’s fat ass bending sunlight so more of it hits the earth? The dates line up!

Also credit to Pronjay’s dedication to dabit to get a AMEX with the name.

I admit I’m perversely interested in “California catfish” from hoolies.

Hmmmm.

California Catfish

Chubby’s Cheesesteaks

Chris Chan

Am I sensing something here?

 

[AprilRains]

Hmmmm.

California Catfish

Chubby’s Cheesesteaks

Chris Chan

Am I sensing something here?

This is the point in the episode where the X-Files theme plays while we all look at each other wide-eyed.

 

[femoralcanal]

Randomly read the comments from one of his blog entries from 2015 about racism and I found this:

I agree, Eric. Patrick has no concept of funny or sarcasm, he's just an awful comedian.

But do you know who's a natural? David.

David was ahead of his time.

 

[Maude Snew]

Is there any proof the Cali fires were not started by Rick? I'm hearing talks he was spotted there ducking in the alleyways.

I will turn it around and propose that there is no evidence that he has been able to master such and advanced technology as "fire", there is in fact more evidence that it still eludes him, much like space ship design, plot structure, and personal hygiene.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Is there any proof the Cali fires were not started by Rick? I'm hearing talks he was spotted there ducking in the alleyways.

Can't be Patrick, he wouldn't be able to run away fast enough from the crime scene...Because he can't run at all.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I agree, Eric. Patrick has no concept of funny or sarcasm, he's just an awful comedian.

Holy shit, ten years ago Rick was a nascent asshole, but damn if he almost appeared human!

 

[Kyle Parson]

Wait does Patrick Tomlinson have any other kids than the one that was mentioned with the pregnant ex-wife thing.

 

[TurboNAS]

This is the point in the episode where the X-Files theme plays while we all look at each other wide-eyed.

Plot twist, it’s been Kyle Tomlinson all along. He was jealous of his brother’s writing career and has set up and maintained this awful social media account to tarnish Patrick’s good name.

Patient Pat is an easygoing, humble guy in real life that likes rockets and dinosaurs and making models. He got talked into having one if them social accounts but is too busy with his charity work so he lets Kyle the Deceiver run it. Kyle’s hatred and jealousy has pushed him to expand to other platforms trying to ruin Patrick’s name.

Nah. Patrick is just a tremendous asshole and has to be a contrarian no matter how much evidence there is. He’s a real jerk and kinda fat.

 

[femoralcanal]

Holy shit, ten years ago Rick was a nascent asshole, but damn if he almost appeared human!

To be honest that was one of his nicest attempts at offending over there. His blog has some of the most pathetic things he has ever done, like using his moderator access to re-write comments mocking him into full blown self felatio.

If I find the time I'll do a quick search and post a compilation. Beware: the cringe levels just might kill you.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

His blog has some of the most pathetic things he has ever done, like using his moderator access to re-write comments mocking him into full blown self felatio.

If I were some minor deity, I'd setup a truman-show like fake world for Rick to inhabit, where I'd let him "discover" a way to edit others X posts, and then watch what he'd do. It would be absolutely fucking hilarious.

He's at his best when he thinks he's sneaky.

 

[Post Reply]

Pat appears to believe that AI is powered by water diverted from fire hydrants.


And yet, schizophrenically, he understands that it's really being used to benefit California's billionaire megafarmers (his fellow democrats)

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I make a hot beverage, gather up the cat and sit down to catch up. First post I see:

So what's the Technicality Tomlinson here? He's flat out claiming he never ate at Chubby's Cheesesteaks

Fuck me, I can't get past this post. This fat, smug indolent Milwaukee lard bag. I am not, as a rule, a violent man, but there are always exceptions.

I salute you all but I have had enough Patrick already.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

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Used cars -> Health insurance -> other people's books.

As they say: third time is the charm. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

To add on to this, if you want to read the kind of novel that Fatrick should be writing, give Lori’s book a look.
I picked up an ebook copy at the time sugernips was insulting her and had a good time with it. I’m not saying it’s perfect, but it’s a fun little novel.
If Fatrick had an iota of common sense, he could be writing similar novels rather than his retarded Tiny Tim vs The Morlocks fan-fiction, but he has more important things to do like Child stalkers.

 

[polyester]

>physical photographic evidence Robert Prongay showed up to Ricks house/neighborhood and had a meal at Hoolies
"No Robert, you weren't"
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The Hooligan's receipt shows the date 01-Jan-2025.
Does this mean the photos of Pat's house are also recent? Looks like a shitty place to live.

 

[Divine right to rule]

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The Hooligan's receipt shows the date 01-Jan-2025.
Does this mean the photos of the Pat's house are also recent? Looks like a shitty place to live.

What an ugly-ass house.

The tiny, random looking balkony, different window sizes, concrete stairs and lack of nice vegetation in the garden makes this a place no self-respecting pig would reside in.