Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

You know what?

Gonna get banned for this, but Rick is right.

He doesn’t live in the half hovel. That’s not a duplex, that’s a converted shithole to a duplex.

That’s way worse. It’s just a hovel. He doesn’t live in a half hovel, he lives in half (or less than half) of a hovel.

Look at that frost heave. Almost as much as I’m dry heaving now having agreed with the pig.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

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The Hooligan's receipt shows the date 01-Jan-2025.
Does this mean the photos of Pat's house are also recent? Looks like a shitty place to live.

Maybe I'm just out of touch , but $17 burgers outside of the absolute largest and most international city centers feels like a scam.

 

[AnOminous]

- No, child. She isn't. And I don't drink IPA's. Too one-note.

The last part is one of the few actually sensible things he's said. I think it's only true about excessively hoppy IPAs, but until recently, most weren't that ridiculously over-the-top.

Why does this patrick guy spend all his time messaging children online? seems kinda creepy to me

Ask his convicted child molester buddy Dominic Franchetti. Oh wait, you can't, he's dead and burning in Hell and sucking Satan's cock. Ask Paul Weimer Republic, his unconvicted pedopihile buddy.

Just yesterday he claimed the country only cared about saying retard and that is what drove our voting habits.

They can take my right to say retard, faggot and nigger when they pry my keyboard from my dead, retarded, niggerfaggot hands.

 

[Maude Snew]

The attached pictures:

Better build a new new backwards fence, that things looks completely cooked already, like he used boards that had been sitting in a bog for five hundred years.

 

[Dean Pentel]

The interns answering the phones probably just complain to tech support because any time they pick up the phone, there's nothing but oinking and squealing sounds from the other end of the phone.

"Oh shit, it's that fat gay guy calling again. You get it this time."

"Why is he always calling? What does he want?"

"I don't know. Something about stalking children in prison."

He’s a real jerk and kinda fat.

No, child. He's not. He is very fat. Committing Felony Inaccurate Distinction is something you've been told to cease thousands of times.

Fuck me, I can't get past this post. This fat, smug indolent Milwaukee lard bag. I am not, as a rule, a violent man, but there are always exceptions.

Wait...are you saying you'd ever get violent with Patrick? Don't you know what an enormous mistake that is? To approach a very obese, very real Actual Tough Guy at a restaurant that he has for sure never been to and attempt Felony Pig Harassment is the last mistake you'll ever make. You would be immediately incapacitated and held immobile until the police arrived to take you to Stalker Child Penitentiary. Sure, Ricky never explains how he'd do this to anyone, or how he'd hold them immobile for the hour+ time it'd take the cops to show up. He also doesn't elaborate on how he'd react to people laughing at his shrill, gay lisp as he shouts commands at them or how beet red his face would immediately get.

 

[AnOminous]

"Smear mud around your house" is paint balloon-tier advice.

AI seems to like it and there are some articles about it working. It keeps oxygen from getting to the fuel. Turning your house into a hobbit hole probably isn't practical for most people but it might be useful if you have something like a pile of firewood next to your house (which you shouldn't).

Does anyone know what Patrick's order was at Chubby's Cheesestake? I may stop by and give a review of the niggeroni meal, (if I survive the heart attack). Otherwise I will just get what looks good and see if it is worth getting mugged over.

I'd probably just pick the Philly just to see how much it isn't like a Philly. If you really want the Fatrick experience, though, you should go to Hooly's and get plastered off your ass first.

And mess around on your expensive cell phone completely oblivious to your surroundings if you want the FULL cultural enrichment Fatty got.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Maybe I'm just out of touch , but $17 burgers outside of the absolute largest and most international city centers feels like a scam.

At a shitty dive bar no less. Now we know why Pat walked over to Chubby's that one night, a cheesesteak there is way cheaper than overpriced Hoolie's slop.

 

[AnOminous]

And yet, schizophrenically, he understands that it's really being used to benefit California's billionaire megafarmers (his fellow democrats)

And who okayed it? The State of California which outside of a few (relatively) sparsely populated counties is under one party rule, by the Democrats. To be "fair," not that I'm really interested in being fair, one party rule is invariably crap unless you somehow could put together a party of superhuman angels, because without a chance of being unseated by the minority party, your only fear is getting primaried by the most insane members of your own party.

What's the Technicality Tomlinson here, experts ? It's in the police report he told them he was waiting for his order at Chubby's Cheesesteaks when he was assaulted by three niggers.

Wouldn't that mean he committed felony making up false police reports?

I hope the MPD is monitoring his social media for deposition fodder, because it doesn't look good to be publicly admitting lying to the police.

 

[femoralcanal]

If I were some minor deity, I'd setup a truman-show like fake world for Rick to inhabit, where I'd let him "discover" a way to edit others X posts, and then watch what he'd do. It would be absolutely fucking hilarious.

This is as close as we get, all from his blog. You asked for it!

Again... the messages with [Moderator edit] are the ones written by trolls he couldn't simply delete (or change their names lol) so he decided he should completely re-write them. Yes, most of this is Fat talking to himself and sucking his own dick.

Donald Trump Poised to Slide Down the Polls


Announcement Time: NASA’s Unexplained Files


Another one:


Introducing The Sci-Fi Science Podcast!


And now... I saved the best for last:

Spoiler: Ok, this one is BATSHIT INSANE

https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/2018/10/11/how-to-find-me-now-that-twitters-gone-to-the-dark-side/

This is just undistilled psychosis: Pat at his very best!

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Now, this one is not an altered self-felatio comment, but I did find some friendly interactions with one of his great friends!

Spoiler: "Thanks, Dominic F!"

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I suspect that Rick’s brain is so pickled he cannot recall what happened yesterday, like a goldfish, let alone what happened four years ago.

Edit: wow you can feel the immense amount of seethe in the above. And none of the posters even noticed or gave a fuck.

 

[An automatic clown]

Pat definitely confirms he's absolutely never, ever been to Chubby's Cheesesteaks and you guys are obsessively lying about what the report states clearly.
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What's the Technicality Tomlinson here, experts ? It's in the police report he told them he was waiting for his order at Chubby's Cheesesteaks when he was assaulted by three niggers.

He gets even more insane:

I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how his mind works here.

 

[Doug S]

I'm not sure whether this belongs in the Jim Stewartson thread, the Jackie thread or here but I thought @Null and @Doug S should be aware of this random side character defaming both of you. Dan and Josiah are also mentioned.

Nice.

Jarvis has written thousands of blog posts about me. It’s hysterical.

The irony here is that the Balls Gang folks that Jarvis is obsessed with actually blocked me for suggesting people should check out Jim Stewartson’s KF thread. (not all but a few)

Jarvis just takes terms from the corners of the internet that are applicable to his targets, combines it all, and makes everyone he can involved in his conspiracies.

He’s also a lolicon enthusiast who generates “sexy” ai pics of children. He’s a trip

Edit: at @reptile baht spaniard rid your profile pic is top tier.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

He gets even more insane:
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I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how his mind works here.

I’m just baffled at this response still. He’d get a W if he just went “yeah I love me a good chubby cheesesteak after my gym session, stalker, while the only chub you will partake of will be in the prison shower, enjoy” like lmao I’m better at prisoning people than pat is

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

At a shitty dive bar no less. Now we know why Pat walked over to Chubby's that one night, a cheesesteak there is way cheaper than overpriced Hoolie's slop.

Maybe they're smarter than we're giving them credit for, weens will absolutely come from far and wide, and pay that one time just to have a receipt they can patpost over.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

Bad news… my son said “no, child!”. Normally this wouldn’t be a big deal, but it’s the first time he’s ever put two words together. It’s possible I patposted too hard. Enjoy paternity.

 

[femoralcanal]

Jesus Christ, man.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

He gets even more insane:
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I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how his mind works here.

Niki orders it from her phone, child. He doesn’t have a bank account to pay for it.

 

[femoralcanal]

He gets even more insane:
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I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how his mind works here.

If I were Josh I'd delete all other stickers on this thread besides and . I bet nobody would notice it for weeks.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

He gets even more insane:
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I cannot, for the life of me, figure out how his mind works here.

whenever he can't outright deny something he picks 1 detail that he can contest. imo he lapses into righteous truth mode whenever he suffers narcissistic injury. maybe he got mugged before he could get a chubby in his mouth and he never ate there. it doesn't change the fact some urban youths slapped him and took his stuff but he will act like it does.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

100 more pages to go until January 20th Patrick. Come on man I believe in you! You can get to 4000 pages by than!