DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
No he fucking didn’t the retard said there were only two women ninja lmao, Mochizuki Chiyome alone trained hundreds of women
Ah yes that woman whose historicity isn't even confirmed trained hundreds of female ninja. Katsuya Yoshimaru has held lectures and written extensively on the fictional nature of pre-modern female shinobi and specifically Mochizuki Chiyome.
 
Fucking christ, I didn't watch any of this modded stuff after the disaster installation stream, but this turning down of the difficulty is absolutely insane. Is this mod just "the game on baby mode" or is there actually something of merit to it that would make me consider running it if I were to replay Dark Souls?
Here's the feature list written by the mod author:
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Sounds like good stuff on paper, but in practice it seems to be pretty lame and they have heavily nerfed the difficulty.
 
Ah yes that woman whose historicity isn't even confirmed trained hundreds of female ninja. Katsuya Yoshimaru has held lectures and written extensively on the fictional nature of pre-modern female shinobi and specifically Mochizuki Chiyome.
That’s fair I should’ve put allegedly, doesn’t really change my point, the entire foundation of the franchise has been on ficttuous elements existing in history. Literally playing a game about a secret society of assassins throughout history but then whining that they made a female ninja in the game like that being fictitious is somehow a major slight against the game is fucking insane
 
Here's the feature list written by the mod author:
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Sounds like good stuff on paper, but in practice it seems to be pretty lame and they have heavily nerfed the difficulty.
Significant changes to poise, many attacks that were guaranteed to stagger can be tanked with enough poise
Sure, because it's not like being able to tank the final boss and just beat on him with enough poise was a common criticism of the base game or anything. Yeah, avoiding this shit.
 
That’s fair I should’ve put allegedly, doesn’t really change my point, the entire foundation of the franchise has been on ficttuous elements existing in history. Literally playing a game about a secret society of assassins throughout history but then whining that they made a female ninja in the game like that being fictitious is somehow a major slight against the game is fucking insane
There is more historical evidence that Yasuke was a decorated samurai than there is that a single female ninja existed. So again, DSP is correct and he was being generous when he said there were "maybe 2 if that."

Also I don't buy this cope that Assassin's Creed can't be historically accurate because it's fictional. The whole point of the alternate history subgenre is that it's still framed by a level of historicity.

By your logic Oda Nobunaga could be made trans and nobody should care.
 
I'm not a big fan of Assassin's Creed games, I've only played one of them to completion and have not even tried 95% of the series, so maybe I'm completely wrong about this. But isn't the whole point that you don't play as a historical character? You're an assassin from a shadowy group that operates throughout history, killing historical figures, right? So even before the whole argument about if Yaskue was a real samurai or just someone who was kept around basically as a novelty, it's already stupid that they're taking someone who did exist and making him a playable character.
 
He got very defensive when someone pointed out his autistic traits, and he unironically uses "nerd" as an insult in current year, and seethed when his fashion sense got compared to Chris-chan so he'll never want to associate himself with that label even though he's actually more deserving of the "high functioning autistic" title than Chris.
And don't forget he uses "hyperfocused" as an insult because he's too much of a pussy to simply say "autistic". We all know what he means.

Yeah not gonna lie, Assassin Creed fans have been waiting for a japan Creed game and now they finally release one and it's instead not some cool Samurai like Musashi Miyamoto.I'ts some black ass guy that we do NOT fully know his full story in japan if he was a quality samurai or some sword carrier.Ubisoft decided to go with some black dude in japan for a story with a little ninja girl.

We wuz samurais type of shit
Ever since the Assassins Creed Embers movie, actually. With the young chinese assassin that meets old Ezio. There was a PSP/Vita game featuring her, wasn't it? And yeah, I know China and Japan are not the same but still. As if games like Nioh, Sekiro and Ghost of Tsushima didn't already prove people love that setting and it's an easy money printer.
 
There is more historical evidence that Yasuke was a decorated samurai than there is that a single female ninja existed. So again, DSP is correct and he was being generous when he said there were "maybe 2 if that."

Also I don't buy this cope that Assassin's Creed can't be historically accurate because it's fictional. The whole point of the alternate history subgenre is that it's still framed by a level of historicity.

By your logic Oda Nobunaga could be made trans and nobody should care.
It’s not about assassins creed not being able to be historically accurate, it’s that they clearly are telling fiction within history.

The historical accuracy is that Yasuke did exist in that time, the fiction is whatever the fuck else they do with him within that time. It’s literally no different from taking da Vinci and saying “what if he was making weapons for his assassin buddy”

My point is about how fucking gay it is to whine about this shit when it plays up the fictional elements, you are a clown if you legitimately care that there’s a kunoichi in this game because of historical accuracy while excusing all the other blatant shit the series has done. Especially this late into the series when the last two games have straight up just gone magical, maybe a decade ago this would’ve been a more serious discussion but the series has long since jumped the shark

I'm not a big fan of Assassin's Creed games, I've only played one of them to completion and have not even tried 95% of the series, so maybe I'm completely wrong about this. But isn't the whole point that you don't play as a historical character? You're an assassin from a shadowy group that operates throughout history, killing historical figures, right? So even before the whole argument about if Yaskue was a real samurai or just someone who was kept around basically as a novelty, it's already stupid that they're taking someone who did exist and making him a playable character.
To be fair, people in the fandom have long been asking for some kinda shake up to the formula, and people wanting to actually be able to play as historical figures hasn’t been an uncommon ask. Plus, they still went with making the actual assassin in the game a made up character
 
DSP pretty much cooked in that little Assassin's Creed rant.
I haven't heard his rant, but I'm pretty sure what you meant to say was "DSP pretty much regurgitated the opinion that most right wing/anti-DEI/anti-SJW shills voiced many months ago, once again striking on an iron that's ice cold"
I'm not saying that means it's the wrong opinion, as there are certainly times I agree with the standpoints of that crowd (I could give a shit since the AC series has been stale for years, but in theory, I could give a fuck and agree).
Regardless, I'll ask you kindly not to ever utter the phrase "DSP cooked" again unless it's a tv dinner he cooked because support had shriveled up to the point that he could no longer afford DoorDash.
 
Assassins Creed is fucking lame. Saying Phil has an opinion on anything is retarded too. Phil just regurgitates whatever is on his X account because the algorithm knows what pisses him off. He didn’t form those ideas and narratives he’s spewing forth, he just copy/pastes and moves to the next tweet.

He hates what makes money that he thinks should be his. He loves anything that is a tool to make him money. That is it. He is barely human at this point.
 
AC stopped being good after the Ezio games. you are retarded if you believe otherwise, sorry. DSP will play it and enjoy it because it's braindead easy and he can stall it as much as he wants while tip auditing.

it will be funny to see which character he picks though. which is stronger, his fear of women or his fear of niggers?
 
Memology seems to be more focusing on his main channel then DSP (last upload on Memology 101 was 4 hours ago). DSP is that guy's sideshow. I think Memology only uploads the real doosies not every bit of stupid shit Phil spews out of his mouth
Aaand he uploaded today. Just 5 hours ago.

Given Memology has been been uploading daily before this point, DSP has a plenty of real stupid shit this year, of which over half of these were him raging in SF (which is ironically more tame than Wing's meltdowns and doesn't have him snorting).
 
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Then don’t play as him retard, the actual assassin of the assassin creed game is Japanese…oh wait it’s a woman so that’s also bad right lmao


No he fucking didn’t the retard said there were only two women ninja lmao, Mochizuki Chiyome alone trained hundreds of women

Like this whole topic is fucking stupid, assassins creed has never been historically accurate, and the games have been shit for at bare minimum half of the series, this is the worst hill to die on but pretending like Phil is “cooking” while he’s at best lying about shit he has no idea about and at worst just repeating other people’s talking points is pathetic and retarded
I was under the impression you had to play as both characters, you don't just choose one, it swaps back and forth. Yasuke is more of a bruiser and the ninja is all stealth. If I never had to play as Yasuke I would be fine with it, I don't give a fuck about playing as a woman.
 
Back in the day when i wished for an AC set in japan, Yasuke wasnt on my radar as a character or even as a playable character. His inclusion is so fucking weird for an AC game, a bruiser in a stealth based game. The ninja chick makes sense, but Yasuke aint. Who wants to bet that he will play as Yasuke when he decides to play it?
 
I was under the impression you had to play as both characters, you don't just choose one, it swaps back and forth. Yasuke is more of a bruiser and the ninja is all stealth. If I never had to play as Yasuke I would be fine with it, I don't give a fuck about playing as a woman.
I honestly haven't kept up on it since I aint getting it but the last thing I heard on it was you can pick which character you want for the majority of the game. There will surely be forced segments for story purposes, but it sounded like the large chunk of the game will be left up to the player.

His inclusion is so fucking weird for an AC game, a bruiser in a stealth based game.
yasuke as a character is a little weird, but the bruiser character makes a bit more sense. I think they clearly knew people wanted to play as a samurai in the japan focused game, but wouldn't be able to make it work with the assassin and stealth focus. Two characters who fit the stealth and samurai style is actually a pretty smart way to have your cake and eat it too.

plus the last games were more bruiser than stealth focused anyway lol, like I said earlier the series completely jumped the shark with the Viking and Greek game, shadows is actually a return to form in terms of gameplay with the ninja girl having an emphasis on stealth
 
I kind of checked out at the start of the Kino saga, but this whole year seems like a fever dream of Phil content. For years it seemed like he was in some sort of Groundhog day of streaming, I guess he still is but its still crazy all the different things that he half assed.

Really wish there was a Secret Limited video to catalog everything.
 
AC 4 is kino and the peak of the series
AC4 is only kino because of the parts where you are not playing an AssCreed game.
Getting back on topic, however - You think Phil "King of Japanese Culture" Burnell would care a bit more about historical accuracy in a Japanese game, especially given the Japanese veneration of tradition and ancestry. But then again, Phil is 100% the kind of person who would complain about looney toons physics in a video game as well, so really this isn't a new style of opinion for him.
 
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