DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LilypaCastsUpper]

With the amount of people Phil has antagonized, he shouldn't be surprised that so many people take it seriously and retaliate, something Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P) doesn't seem to get.

I think DSP wants people to retaliate with gayops, he intentionally provokes it. It reinforces his "world's biggest victim narrative." Bear in mind they guy who triggered the "eat it with a spoon" rant merely said "wow you are cringe lmao" in his chat, something that every decent streamer has seen a million times and has let roll off their back or took as a joke from a real fan. There's no need to touch the p00 to "retaliate" at DSP, all you gotta do is stand your distance, point, and laugh... it drives him insane. He's extremely weak minded, paranoid, and insecure.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Are you telling me after glazing DSP for like half a decade, OIC wasn’t even in the dent Discord?

No. Not even when he was a mod for a while. If I remember there was a round of mod Discord leaks where Phil was specifically mentioning to the other mods in the Discord that he wasn't going to let him in and not to let him know there even was one. The leaks came out after Phil had publicly de-modded him for "going on KiwiFarms and engaging in drama outside my streams", and when asked about it after the leaks came out the pathetic loser just said, "I can see why Phil did that." It might have been something @Agent Proper was calling him a loser for on that one interview.

 

[Balr0g]

We talk about Memology and the guy does a DSP video

 

[Corpun]

I think DSP wants people to retaliate with gayops, he intentionally provokes it. It reinforces his "world's biggest victim narrative." Bear in mind they guy who triggered the "eat it with a spoon" rant merely said "wow you are cringe lmao" in his chat, something that every decent streamer has seen a million times and has let roll off their back or took as a joke from a real fan. There's no need to touch the p00 to "retaliate" at DSP, all you gotta do is stand your distance, point, and laugh... it drives him insane. He's extremely weak minded, paranoid, and insecure.

He also implicitely assumed that the 'He's just like me fr fr fr' was a detractor meme, which is what really set him off. He likes to pretend he doesn't know a single detractor meme but it probably really pissed him off he didn't know what detractor meme it was.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I remember when he was reACKing to a woman living in Yakutsk and he had the same braindead "y leev here if dengerous" take. Meanwhile he lives near multiple fault lines and active volcanoes.

Even more to the point, there is circumstantial evidence that the second bathroom (NOT THE DRAINED TOILET BATHROOM) may be a severe mold/germ factory due to neglect. Does anyone have the nuances of this at hand?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I have to say I didn't expect the lethal levels of copium in regards to Triple P (that's what DSP calls him, triple P). Bravo, Phil, it takes some legit mental gymnastics to convince yourself of your own lies.

Neither did I. I suppose we just learned that Phil will allow himself to be completely debased only if he 100% knows it will give him money. Phil's probably hesitant to deal with guys like Keem because he's paranoid he won't get paid.

 

[Elbe]

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Jesus that segment about assassins creed is something fucking else, he really just gets his news from right wing Twitter doesn’t he?

He’s sitting her whining about history and accuracy in a fucking series that has always had a disclaimer at load up saying this shit is fiction

And he really said “the entire country of Japan is mad at you” like Jesus Christ this dude saying this shit with a serious tone is wild

 

[Malakim Phoros]

Jesus that segment about assassins creed is something fucking else, he really just gets his news from right wing Twitter doesn’t he?

He’s sitting her whining about history and accuracy in a fucking series that has always had a disclaimer at load up saying this shit is fiction

And he really said “the entire country of Japan is mad at you” like Jesus Christ this dude saying this shit with a serious tone is wild

He also gets his real life news from twitter posts. His LA fire segment was the most brainless shit. "Why rebuild if they know LA always catches on fire" "Why dont people move and leave California" "Why do you only see the news about Celebrities losing their homes" Only to end it with "people will say Im so uninformed and say I should shut up despite that its my podcast and I can state my opinion"

 

[Corpun]

He also gets his real life news from twitter posts. His LA fire segment was the most brainless shit. "Why rebuild if they know LA always catches on fire" "Why dont people move and leave California" "Why do you only see the news about Celebrities losing their homes" Only to end it with "people will say Im so uninformed and say I should shut up despite that its my podcast and I can state my opinion"

For being a right-wing grifter he clearly hasn't paid attention at all to the absolutely criminal shenanigans going on in North Carolina in the aftermath of the hurricane that just hit. He's such a failure he can't even bitch and moan at the government doing blatantly criminal shit to buy up land at a bargain price.

At least DSP seems to be at least partially aware that his own grifting is awful and not working.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

He is the new Andrew Ditch

Here's hoping he fakes autism for the grift.
>swears to never go on lolcow live due to being far superior and "not a lolcow"
>Few months later

Unironically the best financial decision Phil has ever made right after Buying an SD card and the vest streak,he gets to laugh at and bant with objectively worse people in objectively worse situations for money.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Here's hoping he fakes autism for the grift.

He got very defensive when someone pointed out his autistic traits, and he unironically uses "nerd" as an insult in current year, and seethed when his fashion sense got compared to Chris-chan so he'll never want to associate himself with that label even though he's actually more deserving of the "high functioning autistic" title than Chris.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

He got very defensive when someone pointed out his autistic traits, and he unironically uses "nerd" as an insult in current year, and seethed when his fashion sense got compared to Chris-chan so he'll never want to associate himself with that label even though he's actually more deserving of the "high functioning autistic" title than Chris.

Won't stop him from claiming RegardRupees and claimin' buse if he knows what good for him

 

[Vic Viper T301]

As an example of just how heavily nerfed the difficulty is in this Dark Souls mod he is playing, just look at this clip.

That's the infamous Smough butt stomp attack. In the original release, it creates a MASSIVE lightning explosion that very easily kills you in one hit. Phil is playing in light armor, gets hit directly, and is slapped on the wrist for like 20% damage.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Jesus that segment about assassins creed is something fucking else, he really just gets his news from right wing Twitter doesn’t he?

He’s sitting her whining about history and accuracy in a fucking series that has always had a disclaimer at load up saying this shit is fiction

And he really said “the entire country of Japan is mad at you” like Jesus Christ this dude saying this shit with a serious tone is wild

broken clock etc.
nobody wants to play an AC game set in feudal japan as a giant nigger. they had no reason to shoe-horn a nigger in other than to push their shitty politics.

 

[Iron Father]

broken clock etc.
nobody wants to play an AC game set in feudal japan as a giant nigger. they had no reason to shoe-horn a nigger in other than to push their shitty politics.

Yeah it was a dogshit decision by the devs. DSP pretty much cooked in that little Assassin's Creed rant.

Why set it in Japan and then rob the Japanese of a male protagonist of that place's ethnicity, something every other game had? Obviously progslop tendrils at play.

They should've just had Yasuke as an unplayable side character to add some historical intrigue to the story. Especially considering he survived the Honnō-ji incident, they could've fictionalized something interesting for the end of the game.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

As an example of just how heavily nerfed the difficulty is in this Dark Souls mod he is playing, just look at this clip.

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That's the infamous Smough butt stomp attack. In the original release, it creates a MASSIVE lightning explosion that very easily kills you in one hit. Phil is playing in light armor, gets hit directly, and is slapped on the wrist for like 20% damage.

Fucking christ, I didn't watch any of this modded stuff after the disaster installation stream, but this turning down of the difficulty is absolutely insane. Is this mod just "the game on baby mode" or is there actually something of merit to it that would make me consider running it if I were to replay Dark Souls?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Didn't he hold a grudge with ProJared and Destiny for years just because that one time they slightly made fun of him?

He still does. With all his perceived enemies.

Ash (I call him Triple XL)

lolz

Triple P (I call him Triple Bypass)

lolz X 2

DSP should check how other lolcows are treated and count his lucky stars his trolls are so tame in comparison.

Oh he knows. It doesn't fit his biggest victim narrative. It's precisely why he won't mention anyone else getting trolled.

 

[INirvana]

broken clock etc.
nobody wants to play an AC game set in feudal japan as a giant nigger. they had no reason to shoe-horn a nigger in other than to push their shitty politics.

Yeah not gonna lie, Assassin Creed fans have been waiting for a japan Creed game and now they finally release one and it's instead not some cool Samurai like Musashi Miyamoto.I'ts some black ass guy that we do NOT fully know his full story in japan if he was a quality samurai or some sword carrier.Ubisoft decided to go with some black dude in japan for a story with a little ninja girl.

We wuz samurais type of shit

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

broken clock etc.
nobody wants to play an AC game set in feudal japan as a giant nigger. they had no reason to shoe-horn a nigger in other than to push their shitty politics.

Then don’t play as him retard, the actual assassin of the assassin creed game is Japanese…oh wait it’s a woman so that’s also bad right lmao

Yeah it was a dogshit decision by the devs. DSP pretty much cooked in that little Assassin's Creed rant.

No he fucking didn’t the retard said there were only two women ninja lmao, Mochizuki Chiyome alone trained hundreds of women

Like this whole topic is fucking stupid, assassins creed has never been historically accurate, and the games have been shit for at bare minimum half of the series, this is the worst hill to die on but pretending like Phil is “cooking” while he’s at best lying about shit he has no idea about and at worst just repeating other people’s talking points is pathetic and retarded