DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[A Piece of Coal]

This is so fucking cringe. I can't even watch when he does this shit. Pure worm energy. He'll flip his shit if anyone said half the stuff Ashton did lmao. DSP is getting played like a fiddle.

Phil is well aware of what’s happening. He’s just such a greedy, spineless faggot that he’s just taking it from a 400 pound tranny. This is what Phil deserves.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

trolling someone doesn't mean you hate them, please understand that this forum is ultimately built on love.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

No rewind, but it has save states. Guess it's Zelda 2 all over again. I can't wait for the FIVE MINUTES OF SAVE SCUMMING AND LOADING because he fucks up on one enemy.

Ah my bad I thought there was a rewind. Point still stands that either a rewind or save states ruins the challenge of Megaman games, one of the hardest things in those games are those invisible block rooms, countless perfect runs turned into gameovers from those rooms alone.

You know what he would say if you brought it up as well "I don't want to waste time or torture myself" then what's the bloody point, just say your playing Megaman and be done with it no need to make it a rage-a-thon and challenge yourself to beat as many games as you can in one sitting, with save states my mother could beat Megaman in the same time as one of his streams and she's someone who juts the controller upwards to make characters jump.

This shit really annoys me and it really shouldn't.

 

[Mastr Blstr]

He’d play as Space Marine but want to play Aeldari when in the end we all know he should be playing Ork.

Phil IS the manifestation of Nurgle so it must be Death Guard.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

she's someone who juts the controller upwards to make characters jump.

Literally everybody's parents and every female Nintendo player used to do that way back in the late 80's/early 90's, before Super Nintendo. It was always so funny to watch.

 

[Jang Joo]

Punished Phil
A man denied his pulls

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Looks like Jinx is a youtube mod now. Looks like ICS/OIC is gonna get his gay little discord op after all.

Are you telling me after glazing DSP for like half a decade, OIC wasn’t even in the dent Discord?

 

[Vic Viper T301]

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Since PPP is obviously struggling with his weight, maybe Kat has some tips on how she keeps her swim suit model physique?

 

[Peko]

Punished Phil
A man denied his pulls
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Not sure if his mic is covering his eye, his shitty AI greenscreen is sucking him in to the void, or if his face is finally caving in from his brain decaying. An actual dent

 

[Iron Hamster]

Stop using this specific term in the new year. Null has specifically instructed all users to legally cover your ass by not even typing it as it is being specifically criminalized by enacted laws. Sunshining, or, unmasking, if you like making fun of Eliott Fong, are good and what I'm going to alter to interchangeably, null provided a few other examples of acceptable legal endangerment free options in the post on it too you may want to select from.

I like 'phonebooking' myself. It's actually all it is.

Phil is coping so hard about Kino Casino brutalizing his anus last night, he accidentally said "retard" on stream, lmao. Now he's saying KC making fun of him is "good fun" and everyone does it, so it's okay for them too, they're all still great friends dood!

This is next-level cope cucking, people.

Detractors vindicated once again.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Just because you criticize someone doesn't mean you hate them... except if you're Phil's detractors, then you criticize him because you're a """""hyperfocused""""" (just say autistic, you spineless fat faggot) worthless individual obsessed with him and wish him the worst.

Also, Phil saying that if he hated on everyone who ever made fun of him then he wouldn't have anyone to talk with... does he even know the words he's saying? Wasn't he crying not long ago that no one wanted to be on his podcast? Didn't he hold a grudge with ProJared and Destiny for years just because that one time they slightly made fun of him? It's crazy how he wants people to believe he's not this petty person when there's already a 1M "documentary" explaining that he is.

That last segment of Andy and Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P) was rough. They are downright calling him retarded, liar, and that Ashton himself decided he's going to have a segment every week where he shits on Phil. At this point they should just see what happens if they just start making fun of Kat and react to clips of Phil calling Jasper his son, because it's clear Phil won't even try to stand up for his beloved "family". I'd feel bad if this was anyone but Phil.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

This marathon is…. Something.

He struggled and hurt his hand trying to twist a cap to open his little gay shot bottles.

He told chat he didn’t want to do the sixth shot until after he beat MM. they called him out so he picks one person (even though EVERYONE said it’s BS) saying no and says “fuck you, you didn’t donate”.

Phil is really fucking bad at video games. Holy shit he fucking sucks.

Finally, he decides to announce after not seeing revenue for ‘anonymous’ subs on Kick that “it’s another loophole, like on YouTube”. He really deserves everything he gets.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Just because you criticize someone doesn't mean you hate them... except if you're Phil's detractors, then you criticize him because you're a """""hyperfocused""""" (just say autistic, you spineless fat faggot) worthless individual obsessed with him and wish him the worst.

Also, Phil saying that if he hated on everyone who ever made fun of him then he wouldn't have anyone to talk with... does he even know the words he's saying? Wasn't he crying not long ago that no one wanted to be on his podcast? Didn't he hold a grudge with ProJared and Destiny for years just because that one time they slightly made fun of him? It's crazy how he wants people to believe he's not this petty person when there's already a 1M "documentary" explaining that he is.

That last segment of Andy and Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P) was rough. They are downright calling him retarded, liar, and that Ashton himself decided he's going to have a segment every week where he shits on Phil. At this point they should just see what happens if they just start making fun of Kat and react to clips of Phil calling Jasper his son, because it's clear Phil won't even try to stand up for his beloved "family". I'd feel bad if this was anyone but Phil.

Phil currently holds the Olympic and World records in mental gymnastics. I reiterate that he is that kid brother who would debase himself in front of his older brother and his friends all to be accepted into the group. Even though the older brother has no intention of letting his little brother in. PatheticSydePhil.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Still playing Megaman 1 while just face tanking everything trying to pause spam for more damage and staring at chat in between deaths for money every though he's at $600

 

[Grease Fountain]

Really classy to use one of the most notorious moments of you shitting on your audience as the thumbnail. Of course he didn't make it himself, probably doesn't even know where it's from, and wouldn't care if he did.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Still playing Megaman 1 while just face tanking everything trying to pause spam for more damage and staring at chat in between deaths for money every though he's at $600

While also grunting and moaning like an actual retard saying “MEGA MAN ONE UGGGHHHHH”.

Can’t imagine why you’d have to be a mentally ill tranny to love this

 

[INirvana]

Bro used that electric cheese pause and unpause strat to beat Megaman 1, this guy is literally a fucking loser.This faggot is doing a rageathon and does this.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Bro used that electric cheese pause and unpause strat to beat Megaman 1, this guy is literally a fucking loser.This faggot is doing a rageathon and does this.

uhhh DEBUNKED everyone did that to beat Megaman 1 and also he didn't use save states so he is a pro level player.

But really people should watch this playthrough at least via detractors it was fucking abysmal even by his standard.

4 hours of "wow guys im so drunk!" and just face tanking every enemy in existence wondering why he died

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Couple things:

1)Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P) has shit on Phil a few times tonight.

2)Phil is currently doing the heatman disappearing block section instead of coming back to the level last and cheesing it with the flying platform ability.