Bad webcomics

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I actually burst out laughing. This really feels like a KiwiFarms thread you'd come up with in a fever dream or something.

A conversation like this has definitely taken place many, many times. Is this the most accurate depiction of the KiwiFarms ever?
I don't know, I'm actually kind of interested. I like the artstyle, even if it borders dangerously close to generic ugly tumblrite/calarts style, and the main character being a self insert while at the same time portraying themselves as the most pathetic loser ever seems hilarious to me. If I had more free time, I would give it a read.
Choosing to show two characters video chatting, right down to copy-pasting the software interface, when they could be interacting any other way is the most embarrassing part of this. ("I'm a miserable tranny and abrasive to everyone, why is my life so hard" is just white noise for these comics.) Write what you know taken to the extreme when you refuse to go outside.
This is also what's so fascinating to me. Most of these people are terminally online, mentally ill shut-ins, but to see it so brazenly on display through the fact that this is probably all this zoomer has ever known is amazing.

The way this person writes their Es is slightly aggravating though.

Ok so this doesn't make a lick of sense. Green Guy flashes kids because he's a pedo and wants to molest them. That has nothing to do with the reasons that trailers for kids movies spoil everything. There's no joke here; it's literally "lol pedo" + lazy art.
He's "spoiling everything for them" as well, i.e., ruining their lives. I never liked C&H, but there is a joke here, even if it does rely on humour that hasn't been shocking since Pedobear.
 
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I don't know, I'm actually kind of interested. I like the artstyle, even if it borders dangerously close to generic ugly tumblrite/calarts style, and the main character being a self insert while at the same time portraying themselves as the most pathetic loser ever seems hilarious to me. If I had more free time, I would give it a read.
Funny you say this; I actually ended up reading the entire thing a day or two after that post because it seemed so blatantly insane. The newest update has only cemented this.

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It's so fucking baffling. The comic almost seems to be self-aware, but without fail it will toss this self-awareness out for what seems to be its "true message" by having otherwise-rational people act completely retarded out of nowhere. I can't tell if it's all a very elaborate prank or if this girl's taking a page out of Kaczynski's book and genuinely has flashes of rational thought followed by bouts of unrestrained madness.
 
This is also what's so fascinating to me. Most of these people are terminally online, mentally ill shut-ins, but to see it so brazenly on display through the fact that this is probably all this zoomer has ever known is amazing.
That's actually why I follow this comic despite the really bad artstyle, everyone's so recognizably terminally online and autistic to some level that I feel like I've seen all these conversations and types of people before, somewhere. I guess you can give props to the author for managing to capture them with so much accuracy, but then again, like you said, it's probably all they've actually known.
Who could've possibly seen this coming?
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Man how are you gonna ask a bunch of invasive questions to somebody upon meeting them, calling them sex related nicknames presumably to mess with them, then immediately storm off angry when he dares to ask you one question out of actual curiosity and wanting to help? I hate hypocrites like that.
 
Maybe you can explain exactly what in the actual fuck those alien bug eyes are.
It makes it look like they're either in constant pain or terrified which is funny to me.
Or the ugly ass ears that are two colors. I see nothing appealing about this art style. it's lazy and everyone looks the same, just a bunch of talking torsos all at the same angle.
Okay I didn't pay attention to the ears until now. Can't defend that. But what can I say? The style kind of reminds me of Parrapa the Rapper, but not quite. It's cutsey enough for me and I like the sharp edges the characters have as opposed to just being blobs. I'm not an artist though so if this person is failing horribly at the basics, I'm not noticing.
 
Time for another round of "guess that Pokémon!"
Now, what could these few fellas be?
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Other than the obvious Magnemite, take a wild guess!

If you, somehow, guessed (from left to right) Magnemite, Vulpix, Primeape and Golbat, no you didn't! You're lying, and a cheater. I could not think of a less Golbat-y Golbat if I tried.

And now, a perfect demonstration of just how fucked up this Ampharos is.
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Never stop sucking, What the Water Gave Me.
 
Wow. I thought it was Noivern and Growlithe and that I had it in the bag. I have been humbled (seriously, how can you draw golbat without the iconic gaping mouth?)
Yeah, I was just thinking "The fuck you mean that isn't Growlithe!" And I know this is supposed to be Gen 2, but that fluffiness and ear position genuinely had me thinking the latter was Swoobat.
 
It's so fucking baffling. The comic almost seems to be self-aware, but without fail it will toss this self-awareness out for what seems to be its "true message" by having otherwise-rational people act completely retarded out of nowhere.
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I'm only ^this image^ far into the comic atm, but I'm thinking The Word for it is 'unvarnished'?

I don't see anyone acting any more retarded than people - normal or pozzed - do in real life. The typical scapegoats aren't portrayed unfairly or even negatively. The trannies/terminally online say what they usually say but it doesn't carry that subtext of righteousness - it's just how they talk and what they think.

And there's all that '90s stuff there again.
 
Isn't Nintendo extremely litigious? Why is it so surprising they're deviating a bit.
Don't they usually go for fangames? There's like 50 different Pokemon webcomics I can look up right now that actually make the designs look like Pokemon, if you're that worried that Nintendo is going to come for you personally, you're kind of a pussy.
 
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