Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Not lying exactly, just having trouble with definitions. ;)
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Now for some politics
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Note: The bill is about federal funding to sports programs, not prohibiting transgender people in sports.

I'm still a little bit of a libertarian on this one.
My position is no federal (or other government) funding for sports at all, period.

I'm not going to copy the whole rant. Click the link.
I especially enjoyed reading down the (72 so far) comments.
The paranoia, hysterics and impotent rage are amusing to me. 8)
Imagine how unhinged some of those voicemails are. And you just know the 'fem voice' is coming off when they get reeeal into it
 
Imagine how unhinged some of those voicemails are. And you just know the 'fem voice' is coming off when they get reeeal into it
Someone should leak the voicemails, tbh. Not that I feel bad for them. Politicians & their staffers are mostly corrupt midwits. On the sports funding thing, I agree. If your city or state can't pay for a team/stadium, tough shit😅
 
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I first started seeing my orthodontist when I was on test, I haven’t had trouble passing as a cis guy in years. The only dead giveaway is the fact that my name isn’t legally changed, so I explained when I scheduled my first appointment that I will only respond to my given name. (I don’t want to be outed to a bunch of strangers in a waiting room.)

So whatever, they’ve been respecting that, the orthodontist I go to, 99% of the patients I see in there are male. The room where they do the work in is a little odd, its all very open and you’re basically right next to the other patients.

Ever since I’ve been going, my doctor has been calling me ‘she/her.’ I haven’t said anything because I’m stealth and if I said “i use he/him” it would definitely out me to all of the other patients next to me.

It honestly is very upsetting because its very obvious that I present myself as a guy, I have facial hair and a deep voice as well as a very muscular build, so it seems to me that my doctor is misgendering me on purpose. (although I don’t want to assume.)

What would be a discreet and nonchalant way to correct her without outing me? The only idea I’ve had so far is go “she?” And then kind of laugh. Is that okay? I might be overthinking this, but I feel uncomfortable there and I’m done just being walked on.
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WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, WORDS!
I don’t get how these chicks can claim to be men and then do the most effete shit. I long-post; I’m not saying men can’t be blabber-mouths, but you never see a pooner with the terse, economic style of a Hemingway. It’s purple prose, all the way through.

Just to prove my point, I found a website that guesses the sex of an author from the text you submit to it. Let’s see what our pooner gets:
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85% female, 1% male. I’m not lying. Sean Andalou was kind enough to transcribe the text, you could easily check my work.

I thought this was so funny I decided to try another tranny. Specifically, I submitted this article by Tony “Erin” Reed:
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Yep. 69% male, and 31% female. According to this, Tony passes better through text than the common pooner. Tony.
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Tony.

Let’s try HontraPoints!
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Oof… 66% male and 34% female. Yikes. So what about the Jimquisition?
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69% male and 31% female. Now, let’s try Jamie “Jammi” Dodger’s PhD thesis. I archived it below under “Dr Pooner”. Anyway…
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77% female and 23% male. I thought the fact that she was writing a paper would mess with the analysis in her favour. Brutal.
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sucks to be them lol
 

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A trans comes to the sober realisation that yes xhe doesn't pass and that yes people are just humoring xer despite "conforming to a very feminine ideal of appearance, I wear makeup every night at work, and you know, I have my hair long". Because that's what makes a woman.
It's 20 minutes of beautiful sneed, I highly recommend :story:
bonus quote: "Transition has not helped my body dysphoria at all". Uh oh!

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@14:44 I read a post on tumblr where there was this very self transperson who like said he was- she was...
DO MY EARS DECEIVE ME?!
Did this troon just do the exact thing he spent fourteen minutes complaining about? This must be the salt in the wound. He knows that other people are faking believing TWAW because he's faking too.
 
Do you conjugate according to gender if the gender of the person is known? For example, would you say "Un beau enfant" if you knew you were referring to a boy, and switch to "Une belle enfant" for a girl, or does the noun always retain its grammatical gender no matter what?
My understanding of French is limited, but based on the commonalities with Spanish, I'll say yes, you conjugate based on it. If I'm wrong, frogs please berate me about it.

The thing is, enfant (child) is a "neutral" word, in that it doesn't have grammatical markers that indicate the gender. You just use gendered articles and adjectives around it, so if you don't know what the enfant is or if it's male, you use masculine articles and adjectives, or feminine if you know it's female. Enfant will then be understood to be masculine or feminine based on those other words, instead of remaining "neutral".
In your example, you correctly change Un (masculine) to Une (feminine). Same for Beau and Belle.
In Spanish, there's no neutral "child", you have niño or niña, but I'll use "bebé" (baby), which functions the same way as enfant.

So to say "A beautiful baby", you'd say "Un bebé hermoso/Una bebé hermosa". Unlike in French, where the adjective is a whole different word, in Spanish the adjective just changes the last letter.
Of course, I think it's just one of those things where a particular word is suitable for only one gender, more than a grammatical rule; like calling a woman "handsome" would be considered insulting (the equivalent in Spanish would be "apuesto", you don't tell a woman she's "apuesta", maybe telling a woman she's "beau" rather than "belle" is also the same kind of insult).

Useful tool vs troons, that
 
WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, WORDS!
I don’t get how these chicks can claim to be men and then do the most effete shit. I long-post; I’m not saying men can’t be blabber-mouths, but you never see a pooner with the terse, economic style of a Hemingway. It’s purple prose, all the way through.
I'm going to say most pooners read romantic fiction, specifically fanfiction. It is a very insular culture that has a lot of little things that can cue a reader that they're reading someone who started out their writing career writing drabbles and AUs. The audience, being mostly female, concentrate on things women like without even thinking about it - because it is what they like and all their other fanfic reading friends (female) like. Romance in general is dominated by women, so much so that men writing in that genre sometimes go by female pen names.

"Male coded" writing is more gender neutral: men and women read things like historical, modern, and fantasy fiction more equally. Non-fiction can be gender coded (a guide for romance for women and a guide for romance for men for example) but it attempts to remain neutral and likely leans a bit more male. I am guessing men dominate the war genre and they would have their own conventions for their genre there, so males heavy into war books and sperging might register extremely male since thst is their own insular community.

TL; DR: Pooners read much more fanfiction than normal women and are even more feminine than most women writers because of it. :story:

Edit: Forgot - I've used that site before and it does point to more topics as being gendered. There's other sites that don't take the topic into account as much that give a different rating based on that. For example, WhatIfAltHistory/Rudyard Lynch's political topics read 80% male, while his navel gazing on his own emotions and family read 80% female. It reads as more male to me, but that's me. This site tends to get a good grasp on the gender of the writer best.
 
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I pray to trans god this doesn’t cause future problems in my recovery.
I'm going to assume the link on "trans god" was added by them. Which really shows they don't know anything about what they're calling a trans god. Baphomet is a hermaphrodite, as part of the symbolism of balance. They're not a patron saint of trannies lmaoScreenshot_20250109-231030.png
Reddit is the place to go if you want to be told you are pretty. :christine:
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He looks stoned out of his mind. Also he's either extremely drenched in makeup or he has a filter on. Either of which makes it hilarious that he couldn't hide his 5 o'clock shadow. Shame though, he's got a great eye color.
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genital preferences are such bullshit. what, you need to know what genitals someone has before you can develop an emotional connection? it’s nonsense.
It tickles me that this, and many other, troons are so unaware that such thing as an emotional connection is important to a sexual connection for a lot of people. But they think it's something super special and rare so it needs to be called demisexual instead of "not constantly thinking with your penis."

I used to date a troon for a while because I was a lonely autist, a prime target and he managed to lovebomb me into falling for him. Being one of the few actually mostly passing troons helped. This relationship is actually what started my hate for troons. Anyways, he always complained about the lack of a sex life between us and I explained that I'm easy, you just have to give me a good date or spend time with me that's considerable as romantic instead of autistically just asking if we could do things, typically while I'm busy with stuff.

So, eventually we went out, did some stuff I liked to do, had a good time and he was genuinely surprised I was the one that initiated things. Then never did anything like that again and couldn't figure out why our sex life was dead. Even after blatantly explaining multiple times affection usually leads to sex.

I genuinely think troons legitimately have zero concept of romance or personal emotional connections and how that ties into sexual desire.
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LA Fires: trannies most effected.

All the people who have lost their homes need to check their privilege- at least they weren't forced to wait slightly longer to get their dick turned inside-out.
If there is anything that tells you that there's a God and that he's sending you a message, it's this. You're not too late. You can keep your penis and go back to being a slightly more normal degenerate. Take the step back.
even if it's a sexy bug, like a praying mantis.
I like this guy. He's well spoken, explains himself clearly, then he'll hit you with shit like this and blindside. You're funny. Stick around.
 
HSTS's are talking about how they rape and trick men. gluttonyyyyy
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Is it bad that i feel once i get srs ill never disclose to anyone about my true identity?
Would it be bad? Ethically and morally? To lie? Bwahhaha i feel like getting srs and then being the true cis woman i am ill marry a nice catholic man 😋😋😋.
They've decided to skew the meaning of "cis woman" now.
i don’t think that would be easy. he’d most likely find out eventually

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😭😭😭 i just wanted to be a cis woman

You can be. The term cis was always supposed to include us after we complete our sex changes and assimilate. It's only recent years that TERFs and non-op activists have changed the definition.

https://www.historians.org/perspect...researching-early-uses-of-cisgender-may-2017/

Following a sex change your legal, biological, and self-identified sex is all aligned. That's cis, in my opinion. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

You'll have always had a sex change, and you may need to disclose that at some point so you can fully trust the man you're building a life with is genuinely into you for who you are as a person rather than for superficial social status.

But you don't need to construct a whole identity and notion of self around it. It's just some medical operations to align your body with how it should've always been.
Fetishising religious men for how easy they are to deceive.
I FEEL CONSERVATIVE MEN LIKE NOT RADICALS BUT INNOCENT ONES LOL THEY R SO CUTE ANS GULLIBLE
It's fine to trick men in a one night stand
For hookups? Nah girl do whatevs live your best life. But for marriage? I can't imagine committing myself to someone for the rest of my life without us knowing everything about each other. And imagine if it somehow slips after 20 years of marriage? You're gonna die girlypop

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Well by then he would truly be in love with me 🥺
His face. He's Indian and 5'5".
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It sounds like the holds up spork girl, all grown up and pooned out.
Typical pooner. Claims to be a real man all day long, but when the annoyed Becky’s she’s with actually takes her seriously and treats her like a man: “Knock on the door in case we’re naked!”, she gets all huffy. Why won’t they treat her like one of the girls?

Extra pooner points for “worrying about her safety”. I thought you were a little dude? Never heard of a man getting a panic attack from drinking a free drink at a bar?

Fucking LOL at her being “proud” of being able to… Being a grown ass “man” and able to navigate a new city where she speaks the language.

An actual grown 23 year old man would be intimidated and maybe secretly proud, but he’d keep it to himself, because going from A to B successfully isn’t something an adult gets brownie points for.


LMAO!

Look at just the first page of her Reddit posts!
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Yup, clearly a mentally well balanced man!
 
tickles me that this, and many other, troons are so unaware that such thing as an emotional connection is important to a sexual connection for a lot of people. But they think it's something super special and rare so it needs to be called demisexual instead of "not constantly thinking with your penis."

On a similar note, I have seen more than one tranny believe that normal people, particularly women, experience “gender euphoria” like they do and climax at the thought of having their body parts. Not that touching them feels good. Just the actual parts. Really shows how disconnected they are to their bodies as well as general human sexual and emotional response.

HSTS's are talking about how they rape and trick men

The more I think of the concept of stealthing, the more I cringe. It’s unintentionally rape-y at best, explicitly predatory like this case. Usually the latter. If you have to deceive someone about your genitalia so they may consent to having sex with you, you intend to rape them. Like everything else, concerns that troons love to preach about like sexual consent go out the window if it means giving them pleasure.
 
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Let him cook, he's one of the more entertaining and unique schizoposters we have had in a bit.
I had to go back and read his posts but you are right.
This is absolutely 100% virgin manosphere shizoposting.
Let's be gentle to him. Let's not scare him away.

(However, gently, we should try to bring up the subject of the benefits of GRS and how can turn your life around, solve all your problems and make you much happier.)

"The milk is coming from inside the forum!!!"

Imagine how unhinged some of those voicemails are. And you just know the 'fem voice' is coming off when they get reeeal into it
Can we get all these voicemails in a FOIA request? This would be well spent money of the legal fund.

Paging @Null These recordings have a high probability to be entertaining. Please consider.
 
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The reason I'm rating your posts "autistic" is the rampant gender essentialism, well beyond the dictates of biology. Women have friendships with other women that aren't due to them being mothers and daughters, or even sisters or cousins, nor are they sexually interested in one another. platonic girlfriends is different than male platonic friendships, because you're braiding each other's hair and borrowing clothes and stuff, but I think many women feel you are speaking from ignorance.
Downdoots don't bother me, but I think you'll agree that directly engaging is more helpful and interesting; I'm glad you're doing that.

I've never said that women don't have platonic friends; I haven't really touched on women's interactions with each other much at all here, other than to say that it's clearly very different from men's (just going off of how out of their depth pooners are). My comments on gender here have largely been restricted to men's relationships to each other and to women—these dynamics being relevant to "trans" issues.

I'm frankly not even sure how you drew your conclusion about my statements, or what conclusion it is exactly that you've drawn. I've said that there are instances where women can be comarades. What is your understanding of my "gender essentialism"? I'm sure that I am one to some degree, but so is everyone who's not 100% tabula rasa. More importantly, where would you draw the limits? What is your gender essentialism such that ours are different, in your mind?

In other words, I'm failing to understand the relationship between your critique and the quoted text of mine in question.

I'm being called a "schizoposter" repeatedly, which is fine, but I don't understand in what respect.

...I don't think most people associate the words "sexy" and "bug", but that could just be me.
I'm not saying that I'd have sex with a mantis, as a human being. I'm not attracted to bugs. But if I were a male praying mantis, with a beckoning female in front of me? And I were wearing a metal helmet? I may be down to clown.

But I haven't looked into the biology down there; it's just off of vibes. Damselflies are another example (this is a male Vivid Dancer—state bug of Nevada and suave fella):

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An interesting fact about damselflies is that they can't rape (which in my book is pretty cool—the inabilty, not rape); while the male grasps the female's neck, the female has to lift her "tail" back to meet the male. They make a heart shape when connected.

I don't want to have sex with bugs.

@Cuckoman I'm not a manosphere guy.
 
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Not lying exactly, just having trouble with definitions. ;)
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Now for some politics
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Note: The bill is about federal funding to sports programs, not prohibiting transgender people in sports.

I'm still a little bit of a libertarian on this one.
My position is no federal (or other government) funding for sports at all, period.

I'm not going to copy the whole rant. Click the link.
I especially enjoyed reading down the (72 so far) comments.
The paranoia, hysterics and impotent rage are amusing to me. 8)
There are so many real things to be concerned about with our government, and they choose the imaginary problem of trans sports.
 
I'm being called a "schizoposter" repeatedly, which is fine, but I don't understand in what respect.
Probably because you invoked astrological imagery, ex. women and their “lunar” quality. That sort of correspondence talk is entirely speculative. Interesting, but not empirical. And arguably a touch off-topic, although I tend to be amenable to the natural shifts and subtopics within a conversation.
 
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Gentleman in a thread about LGBTQIAP+ folx fleeing the USA reveals that he's pulled a Ralph and fled to Medlin, where he is free to... Not be a tranny, evidently, since he says he's currently "stealth".
Edit: I confused stealth and "boymoding"

I did last week.

To Mexico.

A country where I do not speak the language.

I cannot legally work (though if I can get remote work I can maybe switch my visa to a digital nomad visa rather than a visitor's visa.)

I had to quit my job in the states (they would not let me work remotely from overseas (for good reason), so I am living off my savings.

I don't know anyone here.

And while I do not pass as a woman, I do not think I pass as cisgender male, though I am trying to be as "stealth" as possible.

I had to sell my car for half what I bought it for last year.

I had to give away or throw out everything I owned that could not fit into two suitcases and a carry on.

At the same time, I cut off all contact with my parents. They have been better than some when it comes to respecting my identity and such. Not great. But they have tried a very little bit. Sure, they made me go by my deadname and not wear a dress at Thanksgiving. Sure, my mom outed me to the entire extended family without my knowledge or consent (some of which are active gun nutters). But the final straw was that I could show her page 5 of Project 2025 where it calls for imprisoning those who support "the transgender ideology".

I pointed out that Donald Trump ran a $200M dollar campaign that was nothing but hate against transgender people in the closing days of the election.

It didn't matter. Mom & Dad voted for Trump anyway.

You cannot vote for someone to be imprisoned for being happy, and love them. Those are just incompatible.

I don't regret moving. I only regret that my choices of where to move were limited by my personal savings and that I may run out of time (I can only stay in Mexico 6 months) and have no idea what to do after that.

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Homie bought himself an international ticket on the struggle bus and clearly isn't coping well.
 
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But the final straw was that I could show her page 5 of Project 2025 where it calls for imprisoning those who support "the transgender ideology".
Their inability to ever consider that they could be wrong about anything is fascinating to me, same as how easy they cut off ties and are willing to ruin every aspect of their lives for a fetish. I know it's a cult and all that but it never ceases to amaze me.

The only other time I've had this feeling is when you are trying to explain a pedophile or loli fans why children being abused is a bad thing. It's literally impossible to make them understand because their brain just glitches or something.
 
Their inability to ever consider that they could be wrong about anything is fascinating to me, same as how easy they cut off ties and are willing to ruin every aspect of their lives for a fetish. I know it's a cult and all that but it never ceases to amaze me.

The only other time I've had this feeling is when you are trying to explain a pedophile or loli fans why children being abused is a bad thing. It's literally impossible to make them understand because their brain just glitches or something.
Yes the 'glitch' is being a sub-human pervert...they know why they just don't care and they aren't about to start cause someone is trying to explain it to them.
 
Do you conjugate according to gender if the gender of the person is known? For example, would you say "Un beau enfant" if you knew you were referring to a boy, and switch to "Une belle enfant" for a girl, or does the noun always retain its grammatical gender no matter what?

Yes, basically all the words but verbs and adverbs change according to gender:
Un mauvais garçon / Une mauvaise fille. (A bad boy/girl).

One funny différence is that possessive pronouns work opposite to English, they take the gender of the object:

His son - Son fils
Her son - Son fils
His daughter -Sa fille
Her daughter -Sa fille.
 
I just poured over her internet history, and she revealed that she has some kind of sexual trauma and that vaginal sex makes her feel weak and vulnerable. So... she was possibly raped, and she cut off her tits, became obese and hairy, and now gets high on poppers to hook up with guys from Grindr, then goes home to sleep with children's toys. What the fuck is society letting happen? And she's just the very first profile I clicked on.

My only explanation is that we are already all in hell.
I don't know what to say.
There are people in my life who think troons and pooners are wrong, but they don't get it completely.

In terms of pooners, your dig on this girl says absolutely everything. She's a lost little adolescent who loves her cuddly toys and hasn't been kissed yet, but she needs hardcore buttfux from gay men. She posts pictures of her "fronthole" and her emptied out tits, then shares her love of stuffed teddies. Her writing screams that she's a sad little girl but her ambition is to be the worst type of gay male sex addict. The reader switches between compassion and disgust and back again. It is disgusting. Pure body horror.

If I showed this post to my mother, she would fully understand pooners. But who would ever show this content to their mother?
 
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