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I'm looking for a specific MATI episode where Null talked about his physical appearance.
He said something to the effect of "I don't look anything like I used to look in the past, when I go outside I wear a hoodie and sunglasses, you would never recognize me".
I need the audio clip to make a funny video.
 
Unrelated to anything, but I had a funny dream where Jersh was live with some podcast group (PKA?), gaslighting them for a solid hour into thinking that an obscure, mid 2000s lolcow was back and posting content.

Jersh then revealed one hour in that that was actually himself on a sock account pretending to be said lolcow for a month posting vlogs. He looked fat, yet absurdly smug in the videos. It took the podcasters 5 uncomfortable minutes until they accepted that it really was him.
 
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If you need some filler for the news segment then Sig Sauer is doing a recall on their optics because someone ate the batteries for them

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Bunkerhousing said:
This is something you might want to discuss. Lesbian firefighter have an interesting take. It is from an interview a coupel of years ago.


"she said if someone complained about a woman firefighter’s inability to carry a man out of a fire, her response would be, “He got himself in the wrong place if I have to carry him out of a fire.”"
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To be unreasonably charitable to the bull dyke, I think she's being retarded and ultra sassy. She's not a grunt who actually goes into the fire. She's a LAFD’s first lesbian Equity Bureau Chief. If here brick shithouse ass were to have to pull your husband out of a fire, the fire would have to be in her administration office. She's pointlessly smug and cocky while confusing anyone watching and still never answering if she could drag a victim out of a fire. This is all assuming that she's directing the question that she made up at herself and not talking about women in general. I'm only guessing that's the case because she is a big, dumb bull dyke that only has a diversity job because she sucks cooch and is brown.
 
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When I was home over Christmas the family were all watching normal TV. An ad came on that featured an Albert Einstein look-a-like. I noticed at the bottom of the screen it said "Albert Einstein's likeness is licensed from..." and I thought what the fuck?

It turns out Einstein's works were willed to the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, a university he co-founded. They have repeatedly won lawsuits over people using Einstein's name and likeness without paying fees, including against Disney and Apple, despite the fact that at the time of Einstein's death there was no such thing as posthumous publicity rights - a lawyer called Roger Richman (bit on the nose) helped to establish these rights after he was hired by the university.

Thought it was a bit of interesting lore concerning advertisers and copyright law, one I knew nothing about before now. You think you hate them but you don't hate them nearly enough.

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Ralph Barnhardt said:
To be unreasonably charitable to the bull dyke, I think she's being retarded and ultra sassy. She's not a grunt who actually goes into the fire. She's a LAFD’s first lesbian Equity Bureau Chief. If here brick shithouse ass were to have to pull your husband out of a fire, the fire would have to be in her administration office. She's pointlessly smug and cocky while confusing anyone watching and still never answering if she could drag a victim out of a fire. This is all assuming that she's directing the question that she made up at herself and not talking about women in general. I'm only guessing that's the case because she is a big, dumb bull dyke that only has a diversity job because she sucks cooch and is brown.
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Yeah, I think the context might be wrong.

But then it becomes that female can only be firemen when they work in an administrative positiion. Which is sitll a fail for the women can be firemen concept.
 
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Bunkerhousing said:
But then it becomes that female can only be firemen when they work in an administrative positiion. Which is sitll a fail for the women can be firemen concept.
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I knew a pair of brothers gowning up and their mom was a fireman, the claim is that she passed the exact same physical standards as the men and all that because this was the late 80's or early 90's - but it never had the air of believability about it (she was probably 5'2", maybe a buck forty). Even if her PT stuff was 100% above board, I constantly got the vibe that she was impossible to work with and just her presence probably made the fire house hell. She was super into PC language and stuff like that even back back in the 90's, is smart enough to know how to game the HR system, and is definitely not about claiming discrimination at the drop of a hat; I just got the vibe she had everyone on egg shells at every department she worked at.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
To be unreasonably charitable to the bull dyke, I think she's being retarded and ultra sassy. She's not a grunt who actually goes into the fire. She's a LAFD’s first lesbian Equity Bureau Chief. If here brick shithouse ass were to have to pull your husband out of a fire, the fire would have to be in her administration office. She's pointlessly smug and cocky while confusing anyone watching and still never answering if she could drag a victim out of a fire. This is all assuming that she's directing the question that she made up at herself and not talking about women in general. I'm only guessing that's the case because she is a big, dumb bull dyke that only has a diversity job because she sucks cooch and is brown.
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Police and firemen should not be women. It makes the situations those proffessions are in more dangerous for literally everyone involved. I have no reason to be against female medical emergency personal however.

It should be fucking illegal to have DEI anywhere around emergency services. People are dying and shits burning down and lives are in the line, you can measure skulls later shaniqua you unbearable fucking ape.
 
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Bunkerhousing said:
This is something you might want to discuss. Lesbian firefighter have an interesting take. It is from an interview a coupel of years ago.


"she said if someone complained about a woman firefighter’s inability to carry a man out of a fire, her response would be, “He got himself in the wrong place if I have to carry him out of a fire.”"
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What a cunt. Her fat ass looks like she gets winded from walking to her car.
White males make the best everything b/c of race and sex.
All this talk of sexism and racist in firefighting is a joke.
Very few men can be a firefighter, let alone women.
Also Lesbian Firefighters sounds like some woke, insufferable band.
 
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Big Mommy said:
When I was home over Christmas the family were all watching normal TV. An ad came on that featured an Albert Einstein look-a-like. I noticed at the bottom of the screen it said "Albert Einstein's likeness is licensed from..." and I thought what the fuck?

It turns out Einstein's works were willed to the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, a university he co-founded. They have repeatedly won lawsuits over people using Einstein's name and likeness without paying fees, including against Disney and Apple, despite the fact that at the time of Einstein's death there was no such thing as posthumous publicity rights - a lawyer called Roger Richman (bit on the nose) helped to establish these rights after he was hired by the university.

Thought it was a bit of interesting lore concerning advertisers and copyright law, one I knew nothing about before now. You think you hate them but you don't hate them nearly enough.

Guardian Article | Archive
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does anyone remember that old mati years ago where josh said "I had never even heard of a jew until..." and then the stream cuts out
it was comedy gold
 
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Bunkerhousing said:
This is something you might want to discuss. Lesbian firefighter have an interesting take. It is from an interview a coupel of years ago.


"she said if someone complained about a woman firefighter’s inability to carry a man out of a fire, her response would be, “He got himself in the wrong place if I have to carry him out of a fire.”"
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>Be me
>Be trapped under debry in a burning building
>Autistic depressed crippled Black Hispanic ENBY Firefighter rolls up
>Using the TTS feature on their wheel chair says, "Why did you go and get yourself trapped?"
>Rolls away
>Claims seeing me gave them PTSD
>Sue city
>Win
>They get disability, welfare, workers comp, and a settlement
>I burn to death
>mfw
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