DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

God please play Kingdom Come 2, the first game was no slouch in terms of gameplay difficulty and making you think. If there's a monastery quest equivalent in the second game he will rage for sure. If he even gets to that point, he'll probably manage to die to a peasant with a stick.

If the game will be anything like the first game his biggest sticking point will be the save system. Checkpoints are limited and you can only save with a save item or by sleeping. That means he can't save scum and compared to something like Dark Souls it's brutal how far back the checkpoints put you in the first game.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Surprised he wants to play Monster Hunter Wilds. He has always harbored a hate boner for the series, claiming "The game is grindy and boring but you're with your friends so it's fun" but he can't play with other people because of the trolls. Every time he has touched the series it has been a disaster.

 

[BScCollateral]

Why set it in Japan and then rob the Japanese of a male protagonist of that place's ethnicity, something every other game had? Obviously progslop tendrils at play.

I almost feel bad for Ubisoft here. They fell for what is pretty clearly borderline academic fraud (Yasuke was probably south Indian, not even African, and of course was not a respected warrior) and now they're stuck with it.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I almost feel bad for Ubisoft here. They fell for what is pretty clearly borderline academic fraud (Yasuke was probably south Indian, not even African, and of course was not a respected warrior) and now they're stuck with it.

Victims of their own woke ideology. Now they will sell to Tencent. Well, bye

 

[Rick Nekieta]

IIRC His shower wouldn't turn off, so he took a wrench and bent the pipe to stop the water, but he said there was still water seeping into the wall.

What kind of cartoon world does he envision in his head?

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I almost feel bad for Ubisoft here. They fell for what is pretty clearly borderline academic fraud (Yasuke was probably south Indian, not even African, and of course was not a respected warrior) and now they're stuck with it.

I’ll add my two cents.

Spoiler

It’s pretty well established that he was of African origin (likely from Mozambique, but debatable), and tall, brought to Japan by Jesuits. Before the 19th century, the Japanese diet consisted mostly of rice, fish and vegetables, someone of average European or African height would obviously stand out during the 15th and 16th centuries.

The problem is with just about everything else. Anyone claiming with absolute certainty Yasuke was made a samurai doesn’t know much about the subject matter, or they’re just lying for clout. There’s some unquestionable examples of Westerners being made samurai (William Addams stands out), which makes it even more obvious as to why Ubisoft chose Yasuke.

Anyway, darksfadil is trash.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Who is making these lame ass thumbnails

 

[AssWeCan]

Khet is not driving him. Remember the picture of him and Khet that was taken a few years ago? Phil was behind the wheel (without glasses mind you). Considering how she has ballooned she might not fit behind the wheel of the snort mobile

Edit: it seems Memology lurked here for a bit, we got another DSP video

Former alcoholic by the way.

 

[Ardath]

Impressive to not only be able to see his man tits under his shirt, but also to have the double chin looking forward. I wonder how much this loser actually weighs.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Surprised he wants to play Monster Hunter Wilds. He has always harbored a hate boner for the series, claiming "The game is grindy and boring but you're with your friends so it's fun" but he can't play with other people because of the trolls. Every time he has touched the series it has been a disaster.

As soon as he realizes he needs to adapt to land the bigger marks, Wilds is getting "executive ordered". He bitched out of World, bitched out of Rise, and I'm willing to bet he'll try to bitch out of Wilds

 

[Kane lives in death]

the wheelchairs are revolting!

You know, in a poetic kind of way, phil did everything correct to keep being relevant for 15 years.
To make it on youtube, you need to do something different than your +10 million competitors. If phils content was bearable and average, he would be the same than any other guy failing to make it big.

But his content is unique isnt it? theres no other full time streamer that makes such dogshit content suited for disabled wheelchairs like this guy. These disabled jaydes and derichs would be intimidated by actually good and charismatic streamers, with their good, fast paced gameplay and jokes more sophisticated that poop and farts.
For them, phil is one of a kind, i can get why he still has viewers after all this time. there must be a market share with thousands of wheelchairs, with phil being the only one offering. I would call it good business sense but we all know this was completely accidental, and he could never accept his meanighful content is actually perfectly suited for retards.

Thats why phil unironically cant improve his content, if he does he becomes another faceless average streamer in a sea of millions. In a way hes better off not following any advise from the detractors to improve his khantent and continue being a daycare for the mentally disabled forever.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Impressive to not only be able to see his man tits under his shirt, but also to have the double chin looking forward. I wonder how much this loser actually weighs.

I think his most recent claim was in the 180-200 lb range, no? safe to add about 30. there's no way he's anywhere under 220 with that lifestyle and diet.

 

[Lord_Point]

Fucking christ, I didn't watch any of this modded stuff after the disaster installation stream, but this turning down of the difficulty is absolutely insane. Is this mod just "the game on baby mode" or is there actually something of merit to it that would make me consider running it if I were to replay Dark Souls?

there are two major revamp mods for DS1, this being clearly the easier one. I would even go so far as to say this makes the base game easier by 30%.

The only things added that would make this game harder are tighter parry windows (as if that will impact dsp) and zero poise when using items

On the other hand they added a ton of stuff that makes the game easier. More bon fires, easier walk backs to boss fights, buffed early game spells and weapons, buffed bleed/posion etc etc

Worst of all the buff poised, making face tanking this game easier, coincidentally the preferred method of dsp grug playthoughs.

The mod he should be playing is daughters of ash which revamps the whole game to such a degree it feel like playing ds1 over for the first time, and is widely considered the best ds1 mod by the community. But its harder and reworks the base game so much he couldnt use guides/known cheese to power though. Really wonder why he picked age of sunlight...

 

[Samuel Fuller]

the wheelchairs are revolting!

A true statement in multiple contexts!

 

[Eekum Bokum]

As soon as he realizes he needs to adapt to land the bigger marks, Wilds is getting "executive ordered". He bitched out of World, bitched out of Rise, and I'm willing to bet he'll try to bitch out of Wilds

Probably thinks he's a God gamer now because he has a couple of master rank characters in street fighter and beating Radahn "legit" in the ER DLC and since Monster Hunter is basically just Dark souls boss fights over and over he thinks he'll breeze through Wilds when in reality a low rank Yian-Kut-Ku will filter him.

Or even funnier when he "kills" a Gypceros, starts gloating to chat and scanning for tips only for the monster to get back up and kill him.

 

[INirvana]

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He revealed the list of upcoming games he wants to play, looks like he wants to get destroyed by randos in Virtua Fighter 5 again but more notably he wants to play Civ7. I know they've been dumbing down the series so that even The Modern Audience™ can play it but the same was the case with Baldur's Gate 3 using DnD5e as its base. I imagine it'll still be a fucking disaster with insane levels of handholding.

Lost Records? Is he becoming some kind of faggot? Why does he love these queer ass games?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Lost Records? Is he becoming some kind of faggot? Why does he love these queer ass games?

What do you mean 'becoming'?

 

[Fuckyoudad]

How come nobody (jap audience included) took any issue with Team Ninja making their protagonist in Nioh - a game about kamikaze, sushi eating, karaoke bastards with authentic japanese swords - a white Irishman?

This shit was played out 5 years ago and what's left of it today feels like little more than a red rag grift by men who are definitely on the rag like big brain burnell over here.. even if he is a decade late and a dollar short as usual.

Nobody gave a shit about a black protagonist in AC Liberation or Freedom Cry a decade ago. Ok maybe that's because nobody gave a shit about those games lol all I'm saying is this "outrage" is counterfeit. People are tired of the trends western studios keep insisting on but holy fuck if there aren't plenty of better reasons to shit on modern Assassin's Creed beyond it having one whole stationary in it.

If he was named Tevin you faggots would love it

 

[Malcolm X]

Crazy concept but I don’t give retarded lolcows credit with broken clock mentality when our opinions slightly overlap

In my case, holding a similar opinion to Phil's guarantees I will pause and reflect on that opinion, just to double check that I'm not, in fact, retarded.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Nobody gave a shit about a black protagonist in AC Liberation or Freedom Cry a decade ago.

because the setting was actually appropriate. there were no niggers in feudal japan.
they actually started out making the game with a male japanese protagonist but decided later on in development to change him to george floyd for those sweet diversity points