Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[AfghanBlue]

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LA Fires: trannies most effected.

All the people who have lost their homes need to check their privilege- at least they weren't forced to wait slightly longer to get their dick turned inside-out.

kek his Amhole got burnt down

 

[Necrosan]

If I showed this post to my mother, she would fully understand pooners. But who would ever show this content to their mother?

You show it to her and then you thank her for raising you properly. It would be a good cautionary tale for parents who wonder if their kids are questioning their gender (aka: being groomed) but most of the time these are just swept under the rug.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

Every time I check in on /r/GayTransGuys it just gets more and more depressing. Like what the fuck, I keep joking that it's a femcel subreddit, but it just turns more and more into an actual femcel subreddit.

At a glance, the posts on that subreddit read like they were written by women. If you took out any reference to being transmen, I would just assume it was a female subreddit they are all using as an unfiltered journal or a place for gal talk. Just because they feel like whatever their brain sees as a "man" does not mean they are one or have the mind of one. It is like LARPing the opposite gender.

This one, "First Experience with a Guy", she says "my brain is wired to treat him like a friend". Probably because he is a gay guy and you are female.

I did my stabbing every week and had normal levels for five years, levels so high I was at risk for stroke

That isn't scary at all. I'm trying to picture that face with a woman's voice.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

Glad that guy is suffering over his obsession with politics.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

a lot of communities, especially in cities, offer self defence courses for women. They are worth taking and it’s surprising how much damage you can do when you’re motivated!

Highly recommend!

Women should carry guns. Well, most women should carry guns. Some of those bitches are crazy and shouldn't even have a butter knife, but my point still stands.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Glad that guy is suffering over his obsession with politics.

I'm not sure which one you are talking about, but I agree 100%.

 

[Näkki]

If I showed this post to my mother, she would fully understand pooners. But who would ever show this content to their mother?

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The first time I brought it up with my mom, she was appalled at me. "They're not harming anyone, since when did you turn so mean and awful?" Sometimes people like that truly need the last push. Now she's turned into a worse TERF than me. Normies just don't see that kind of shit on their instagram feed. Had to go through all stages of grief first apparently. And I get her, acknowledging the bullshit around us is harder than just tolerating it. She made sure I grew up a tomboy so I wouldn't be trapped like her, now realising what thousands of tomboys are doing to themselves for this shit.. almost broke that poor woman.

Now she convinced me to go tranny watching over christmas. Fun times, a really great bonding experience. And a lot of pissed off trannies.

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

An older woman once told me decades ago when I was going through my youthful troubles much these children you don’t have to love your family, you can like them, I can’t remember word for word and I keep that to this day. It’s easier now once you temper yourself with age and some maturity and not needing to be a victim in everyday situations but fuck me it must be exhausting waking up every day just posting on the Internet all day for 8 hours on various platforms about fake hate crimes™ being committed against you past, present and future. Makes holding a wagie job look just fine actually.

 

[Necrosan]

Right now the House Judiciary Committee of Montana is hearing trannies arguing why they shouldn't use the bathroom that matches their biological sex. Just a parade of dangerhair after dangerhair complaining but this lil' dood made me chuckle out loud. It's like a pooner BossmanJack.

The only compelling argument I've heard so far is that it might be hard to enforce since it falls on the employees to keep an eye and check. It's still a dumb argument because 99% of the time you can just use your eyes to tell. Some highlights:

Spoiler: HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA

There are no men in this picture.

"Barber! Can I get the Rachel Maddow/Mark Cuban?"

This one was audio only but the name was a dead giveaway. "Aspen Cocks". Also Pooner named Aspen count +1.

 

[Hitman One]

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The first time I brought it up with my mom, she was appalled at me. "They're not harming anyone, since when did you turn so mean and awful?" Sometimes people like that truly need the last push. Now she's turned into a worse TERF than me. Normies just don't see that kind of shit on their instagram feed. Had to go through all stages of grief first apparently. And I get her, acknowledging the bullshit around us is harder than just tolerating it. She made sure I grew up a tomboy so I wouldn't be trapped like her, now realising what thousands of tomboys are doing to themselves for this shit.. almost broke that poor woman.

Now she convinced me to go tranny watching over christmas. Fun times, a really great bonding experience. And a lot of pissed off trannies.

The tranny blackpill must be administered with care and I am so pleased to read about you achieving this with your lovely mother. May you both be well and continue defending our precious tomboys from the pooner menace.

 

[Neveragain69]

Tranny joins a women's private Facebook group, posts seeking approval for his tramp stamp tattoo, has a meltdown when the ladies laugh at him. (Got this secondhand, so sadly don't have a more full screenshot)

 

[Potato Burrito]

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Right now the House Judiciary Committee of Montana is hearing trannies arguing why they shouldn't use the bathroom that matches their biological sex. Just a parade of dangerhair after dangerhair complaining but this lil' dood made me chuckle out loud. It's like a pooner BossmanJack.

The only compelling argument I've heard so far is that it might be hard to enforce since it falls on the employees to keep an eye and check. It's still a dumb argument because 99% of the time you can just use your eyes to tell.

This is one thing that really kills me about troons. When it comes to politics and law, be that the local or national level, you send your best people. If it's a big issue you give them training, you let someone with media training handle all official business and questions, and at a bare fucking minimum you put your guy in front of city council in a clean shirt and neat hair. If you can't find some clean well-spoken dudes you hire one to speak for you! Every single time I've seen a tranny speak at these things it's some fat dangerhaired pooner slob or creepy AGP (redundant description I know), hair brushing completely optional. This has always been a big weakness for troons, they are their worst spokespeople yet they never shut up.

Just look at who troons sent to the Supreme fucking Court. Kate Strangio is at least showered and doesn't look like she spends her days jizzing on My Little Ponies but the bar is in hell. No one takes her seriously, just look at her. The court illustrations are hilarious.



Like it or not, image does matter, especially in politics. You don't send a 12-year-old-looking frog-voiced lunatic wearing her dad's suit to debate the big issues that allegedly will cause mass suicide if not resolved in a court of law. You send some slick motherfucker with a serpent's tongue who has a clever answer for every question thrown at him.

Serious question, do they even have anyone on the team who courts and city councils could take seriously? The only person who comes to mind is maybe the trans actor from Baby Reindeer, everyone else is so blatantly unhinged, greasy, and/or cartoonishly pooner. They are all walking billboards for why sex segregated spaces exist in the first place.

 

[Xev]

Um it's 2025. Anyone bragging about their tramp stamp is going to get laughed out of the building. Being treated the same as any bio woman bragging about her tramp stamp should be affirming to that troon.

 

[Everett C. Marm]

I don't regret moving. I only regret that my choices of where to move were limited by my personal savings and that I may run out of time (I can only stay in Mexico 6 months) and have no idea what to do after that.

Holy shit he moved to Mexico (with no job, no money, and no Spanish) expecting trans acceptance?
This man is choosing the risk of ending up Funky Towned instead of just staying in the states where his parents accept his identity and just voted for a different guy.

The voting shit is retarded anyway, Trump won and even if your parents bent their knee to you it wouldn't change that. Be happy your family still loves and cares about you, that's something that lots of people don't get in this life.

Our "lady" here has managed to trick someone from Central Asia (possibly Turkmenistan based on the story), a heavily conservative, post-Soviet, muslim majority region, that he's a true and honest woman and has been dating him for months now, not telling him that he actually has a rothole down there.

LARP
My cousins back in the old country know some people like what is being described here, and they sure as fuck aren't dark sexy and mysterious men with exotic martial arts trainings. They're thugs and losers, and they definitely know how to clock a tranny. Some low-tier Turkmenistani gangster isn't learning Krav Maga, he just knows how to beat old ladies and take their purses.
I know I'm MATI, this is just such a load of tranny wish fulfillment bullshit and I hate people like this for destroying my families' country

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On r/gaytransguys, the bros are conversing about the most masculine hobby ever: visual novels

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I decided to look into this dudes recommendations:

Spoiler: warning: haram

Sorry Kiwis, this one isn't an L. Despite this game being obvious fujo-fuel, there is one accuracy here. Congrats lil' pooner, you finally passed! You actually managed to accurately represent gay culture: having sex with crackheads. Now just do it in person instead of on your computer, and you live as real valid heckin' gay bean just like Lou Sullivan.

Into another post, we have this great post from a pooner failing to learn that wanting an open relationship and commitment simultaneously may not truly be possible.

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Afraid my partner is losing interest in me
I’m a trans man dating another trans man. Things have been difficult lately. We had a huge argument. He has not blocked me and actually re friended me on Facebook but we have not spoken much since then. But my friend who follows him on Reddit said he commented on another guy’s nudes.
He and I are in an open relationship but we had an agreement to tell each other about any other sexual partners and that we were each others primary partners. Normally this would not bother me because we both point out guys we think are hot and look at kink related stuff together all the time.
The only reason I’m worried is that we have not had sex in a while and I’m afraid he’s losing interest in me because of my age. My friend said this was a young looking guy, like 18-20. I’m 29 and my boyfriend is 27. I’m also more on the androgynous effeminate side and while guys like me are considered hot shit when we are young, we’re basically invisible after 25.

Now sensible advice from the wise gay "men" on this subreddit would be things like "open relationships are a retarded thing people come up with when they want to cheat without feeling bad", "don't expect commitment when you aren't trying to get it", or "stop watching porn and melting your brain with hormones".

None of this happens, and instead she comments and shows an absurd amount of learned helplessness. What else did you think would happen when you are clearly attached to somebody but you also insist on an "open relationship" so that you can each chase tail?

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zeppair93
Refriended you, as in, he previously unfriended you? That, to me, is a way bigger issue than a person in an open relationship commenting on nudes on a mostly anonymous social app.
If I unfriended someone I was dating, that means the relationship is over. This does sound hard and sad to go through, but based on what you said, if I were you I would also assume he’s no longer interested.
By all means have a conversation and get closure, but are you sure he even thinks he’s still dating you?

fuckywuckydreamz
No, I unfriended him by accident and asked him to refriend me after I told him about it and he didn’t until recently

Your open relationship fell apart because there was no core to it, and your girlfriend ran off to go chase younger women. Instead of the hard truth, you'd rather just wait for her to come back. Instead of e-begging for sympathy, how about you wake the hell up, quit destroying your bones with T, and go live a normal life as a lesbian.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Chad Thundercock fucked around and is now finding out


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My gender switched later​

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I used to love being a guy, like I genuinely loved it. I was ripped, big and strong. Tough.

Then after getting hooked on cross dressing because of my terrible sex addiction, I went down the rabbit hole the last few years. Before long I was singing to the whole gender identity tune of a girl in a man’s body. I was able to work through the weeds and lose all that woke insanity. Came out the other side but I’ve lost him. All that is left is a girl. For the life of me I can’t get him back. I don’t love being a man anymore.

It’s like I switched. It’s like I’m a different person. I wish I never found out I liked being a fake girl.
I don’t think it would have worked on younger me. Is this even possible? I played at being trans and now I am actually trans and suffering.

I go about my daily trying to be a guy, but I can’t get rid of these feelings that were never there. Looking in the mirror and hating him. I used to admire him.

All I did was socially transition for a few months and then stop when I saw how much it was going to ruin my life ( relationships etc. )

Is it dysphoria from missing my body hair maybe? Is it dysphoria that I gave myself?

It’s permanently gone. Didn’t think id miss it. Never liked it.

But what the hell. I can’t tell if Im dysphoric from not being a man or dysphoric from not being feminine enough.

I hate androgyny so much. Hhhhhhaatyyyeeee it

Sad, many such cases. The comments are as expected until the last one.

Spoiler: internalised transphobia

No-You-5751
•13h ago

You need to see a counselor or a therapist you can also look at being diagnosed to see if you are actually trans. You sound confused I was to.

OP
•13h ago

Yeah seen a few. First one told me I had agp. Reading Julia helped save me from that diagnosis and believe that agp is nonsense.

Second one told me I was non binary and got me to eventually call myself a women through self id. They were all like good, you just used “as a woman” in your description. You are there.

Did support groups and met with other trans people. We are all good at perpetuating what we want to hear. “Keep going!” “You go girl/boy”. Encouraging each other.

So now I am at this point of still being this giant man but my internal identity has completely shifted. Giant man with a woman’s identity. It’s torture. I feel sorry for people born this way.

It’s no wonder people transition. It feels so terrible to live like this. Thinking about it all the time.

OP
•13h ago

Also personally I think you are trans and just in denial I was to just started hormone therapy.

OP
•12h ago

Yeah it’s tough. I am critical of trans people out of jealousy and fear. Also I get weirded out by some of my trans friends. They give me a feeling of ick. Like a fear of spiders. Especially the ones that are not fully transitioned. I mean that in the most honest way.

Don’t care if I get banned… internal transphobia maybe I’ll get that if I transitioned more? Like ick for myself. That sounds scary

Yes I am transphobic.

•[URL='https://www.reddit.com/r/TransLater/comments/1hxvzs1/comment/m6csn7a/']12h ago

Well I can sorta relate but you very well may also not be trans if I were you I would just imagine yourself doing something like an everyday activity like going to the store is that something you can picture yourself doing as a woman or not. Stuff like that helped me.

OP
•12h ago

Done it and enjoyed it. Spent a lot of time recently, new name and wearing dresses and skirts.
But I had to stop because it was blowing my personal life up.

Feels pretty great going through the day in a dress. Plus love a good pair of shoes.

I detranstioned a lot. I’ve become very miserable. Can’t seem to get “him” back

I’m just a shell of a person now. Depressed.

•[URL='https://www.reddit.com/r/TransLater/comments/1hxvzs1/comment/m6cwhkp/']12h ago

Well you have to decide in the end are you a woman do you want to live life as a woman or remain a man the choice is yours.

OP
•12h ago

I chose man. I don’t want to lose everything I built.

My kids and wife mean more to me than myself. I’ll suffer for them.

They need me here. In service to them.

•[URL='https://www.reddit.com/r/TransLater/comments/1hxvzs1/comment/m6dixb2/']8h ago

I just want to say this: You cannot bring joy to others when you yourself are stuck in a spiral of self loathing.

You won’t be helping your kids and wife like this either.

Kids can tell when parents are unhappy, even if they don’t realize they can tell. This is why it’s always better to divorce than stay together in an unloving relationship, even if you don’t fight.

You’ll be rubbing off on them, and your wife will feel your unhappiness too.

Finally, it sounds shit but like… Dysphoria will break you eventually. Fully.

There’s no choice. It’s transition, or wreck your life. Transition may wreck part of it, but infinitely less than not doing so.

•[URL='https://www.reddit.com/r/TransLater/comments/1hxvzs1/comment/m6cxg46/']12h ago

You don’t need to suffer and I understand choosing that especially since you have kids and a wife but you should at least talk to a counselor.

OP
•11h ago

You are right I need to with go back or get a new one again…

I’m pretty ok. You are just seeing deep down inside me right now… bubbling out a little
Been holding in for a few months. So I’m just on here anonymously ranting.

Sorry for using you. I needed to let out words and be heard by someone

OP
•11h ago

Thank you

OP
•11h ago

Thank you for holding my broken heart in your hands
I took time from your life
Bye now

ProgressUnlikely
•12h ago

It sounds like you have a lot of internalized transphobia which is so hard to sift through. Only you can decide how you identify. I recommend checking out Contrapoints video on Autogynophilla to better examine the thinking behind that idea.

OP
•12h ago

Ok thanks! Will watch
Yessss tons of internalized fucked up ness
It makes me such an unpleasant person.

Fun_Tell_7441
•9h ago

woke insanity

Really got me here. I agree with the other commenter regarding the internalized transphobia — your identity isn't an idologic discussion and you're actively harming yourself if you view yourself through the lens of people that hate you for existing.
I hope you find the help you need to accept who you are. All the strength to you.

I_Am_Her95
•8h ago

Best to talk to a therapist. You'll find out that

ForeverUnlicensed
•5h ago

Let me give you an analogy by an imaginery story.

You renovate your bathroom. You put on new tiles on the floor, on the wall, with a cool non-figurative pattern on it. You love it sooo much, as it is new and perfect and looks really cool.

Then one day, while sitting on the toiled, you notice that one tile in a corner was put on wrong, the pattern is upside down.

You didn’t saw it for months, but now, every time you sit on the toilet, you instantly start looking at that single fckin tile, with a bit of disgust and disappointment that it is not as perfect as you thought, and you can never not see it ever again, until you do something about it.

•[URL='https://www.reddit.com/r/TransLater/comments/1hxvzs1/comment/m6ej0tf/']3h ago

I’m going to offer an alternate hypothesis. You earlier mentioned a strong sex addiction. As you probably know, the root of addiction is that dopamine reward that one gets from whatever the addictive behavior may be. It’s not so much the nature of the behavior (or drug) but the strength of the reward. And people have swapped one addictive behavior for another. For example, some people who abandon gambling or sex will become hyper religious. Their religious experience itself becomes another source of that dopamine rush.

Put in that context, it’s possible that your sex addiction migrated to cross dressing and is providing the same, intense dopamine rush that sex can provide. At its core, any addiction is behavior seeking to alleviate some level of emotional discomfort. Every addiction, whether it’s a drug or an obsessive behavior, offers momentary relief of that discomfort.

I’d suggest that you read the book “Dopamine Nation”. It’s a very well written, scientifically valid discussion of how the dopamine cycle works in the brain and how people get caught in addictive behaviors.

 

[stupid frog]

Dream Daddy was funded by Game Grumps or some bullshit.

 

[Syikeblade]

A bunch of pooner's getting dysphoric over not being stereotypical boys 24/7

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/5IBLa7EOVX

 

[Sean Andalou]

Phone in the back pocket is a girl thing?
First I've heard it.

 

[Syikeblade]

Phone in the back pocket is a girl thing?
First I've heard it.

No idea, I've seen men do it when working.
Keeps the phone out of the way, just another example of them not picking up on social ques.

 

[Dick Johnson]

On a similar note, I have seen more than one tranny believe that normal people, particularly women, experience “gender euphoria” like they do and climax at the thought of having their body parts. Not that touching them feels good. Just the actual parts. Really shows how disconnected they are to their bodies as well as general human sexual and emotional response.

From a forum (Sufficient Velocity) that I browse from time to time:

From a thread titled 'JK Rowling, TERFS, And Just What Is Going On With That'. Now, I'm no psychologist or psychiatrist, but I don't think that women actually get aroused by thinking of themselves as women. While it's hard to know what is really going on in the mind of another person, I'm going to hazard a guess that women typically fantasize about participating in sexual activities. And that they will be specific to being a woman, since it's hard to imagine Thor licking your pussy without it being specific to female anatomy. The crucial difference is that they are not specifically turned on by the idea that they have a pussy. (Though, this is all just 'common sense' speculation on my part, coupled with the fact that I've never heard a man describe getting turned on by the idea that he has a dick. Even among dudes who will just sperg on about sex stuff at the drop of a hat).

Speaking of things that I've never heard a man discuss or describe: being so overwhelmed with positive emotions that they get an erection. No 'just got the big promotion erection', no 'holding my newborn child for the first time' erection, no 'wedding alter erection'. Somehow the only only emotions that can stiffen a dick are gender euphoria.