Justin Talmadge / Doobus Goobus / @DoobusGoobus / Mastuhpieces / The Leech - Youtube animator, gooner and aggressive political sperg who is allergic to criticism, tranny whiteknight AND chaser. #1 hater of the Confederacy. Has his 1.5m YT channel email attached to porn sites.

[Irregardless]

Doobus tells us a story where he got scared of a hooker just by her doing the usual hooker pull-in lines

There's just... so much that can be said about this entire situation...

I don't believe the video was made to be about how awkward or crazy his experience interacting with a hooker was, I believe the video was made about the most awkward/crazy experience he's had interacting with a woman in general, and he's just such a socially isolated loser that it just so happened the closest thing to a sexual interaction he's had was this situation with a hooker.

 

[xXthrowawayaccountXx]

Who is Mumbo even a racist caricature of? You can't just say "Africans" and call it a day. There's over 50 countries in Africa, just lumping them under one umbrella like that feels more racist than anything. It's like saying every country in South America is exactly the same.

But that's what they think. It's racist, because they made an african look too much like an african and not a middle class white suburbanite, bevause white people are better than black people, and depicting them like black people is offensive.

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

Doobus tells us a story where he got scared of a hooker just by her doing the usual hooker pull-in lines

States Rights to secede bro.

 

[Level99Manchild]

Bro, you're getting attention, but not for the right reasons. This doesn't make you sympathetic, and your Adam and Eve sponsorship makes you even more unlikable. I hope it hits over a million views, so people know how much of a creepy, unlikable sjw you are, and they come across this thread. Oh yea, this will not get you any pussy, btw.

This sounds like a recent incident, since he just moved out. Hey dipshit, did it ever occur to you that the hooker might been a sting to go after male feminists like you who "go out at 1 am for food?" And now you're trying to make yourself look a little religious never mind you bashed your parents for their religion (unless they buy you shitty video games), and your business account is literally tied to your gooner accounts?! Really, Doobson? I'm going to keep saying this again and again: this is the same motherfucker who called people incels over the Guilty Gear controversy (never mind Doobson doesn't play Guilty Gear let alone fighting games), yet he keeps displaying incel behavior. Here's a hot take: thinking about the times Doobson tweeted about sex, I'm betting Doobson probably considered hookers and escorts if he hasn't been with one already. Call it alogging or whatever, but there's a little smoke coming out of this video (Reminder Boogie resorted to hookers even when he had some internet fame). When you put the captions on, his commentary makes his story much worse.

Gonna be real, not the worst hooker story I've heard. It is the most cringe.

I WAS almost gonna feel bad for him (I know nothing about him) since I don't think anxiety with that situation is THAT bad. I also don't think the story by ITSELF is too bad to share honestly (I think pewdiepies "shit in the shower" story was worse).

But his sponsor at the end evaporated all that good will.

I didn't thought for a moment that he could get more embarassing to watch, but as always, he always pulls a fast one to prove to me wrong. lol

He is such a chump, why would you even talk about something like this in which makes you look like a prepotent virgin? To make another ad for Adam and Eve, I don't fucking know anymore.

There are much worse stories, but this doesn't make himself look good and sympathetic. The sponsorship makes this worse.

Didn't this dude hang out IRL with some twitter bitch in the past? I'm starting to wonder what he's really like with the opposite sex because even though it comes off normal(-ish) online, in person could be a completely different story because he can't hide behind a screen.

There was that schitzo bitch from Too Many Games he hung out with, and they still "do things" online if you check her Bluesky (they follow each other). Kassiopia worked with him, but she might have kicked him to the curb according to some guys here.

 

[A Deer In Headlights]

Doobus tells us a story where he got scared of a hooker just by her doing the usual hooker pull-in lines

I'm guessing he's doing storytime animations now because he can't think of anything funny to parody. How long until he runs out of interesting things to talk about for content?

Spoiler: Every Storytime Animation

 

[WelperHelper99]

There are much worse stories, but this doesn't make him look good and sympathetic. The sponsorship makes this worse.

Because of the sponsorship I don't believe him. Sure it could have happened. And pigs can fly if you strap a rocket on their ass. Possible doesn't mean probable. Outside of major cities, you kinda have to search for hookers, since, you know, they're illegal.

 

[Level99Manchild]

I guess it's a joke, but it's not a really funny one, Doobson.


It's autistic nitpicking, but you used the wrong there in your text, bud. You really need an editor, Doobson.


Was the Black thing really necessary, Doobson? Also what's with you and every word being offensive to your far left Overlords? Even they aren't as autistic and sensitive as you.


That's not how it works, Doobson. This isn't prison where criminals make a knife to stab a bitch. Migrants, homeless, and refugees will use whatever, but most thugs normally have guns and knives to mug a vulnerable dumb-ass like you.



This motherfucker compared his possibly made-up experience with a hooker to MLK's experiences (interesting how Doobson picked MLK with his birthday coming up). MLK was fighting segregation. You intentionally went out at 1 a.m. to get hooker pussy in the ghetto "get snacks." Shut the fuck up. This is why you have a thread.


Shameless asshole.

Because of the sponsorship I don't believe him. Sure it could have happened. And pigs can fly if you strap a rocket on their ass. Possible doesn't mean probable. Outside of major cities, you kinda have to search for hookers, since, you know, they're illegal.

I don't believe him either. Even in major cities you have to look hard for hookers because chances are you're just going to get fucked by thugs, pimps, or cops in stings. Hookers don't want to be out for too long with creeps and murders running around past 1 a.m. I think he's had some intentional contact with hookers/escorts, and is pretending that he's innocent about this.

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

There's just... so much that can be said about this entire situation...

I don't believe the video was made to be about how awkward or crazy his experience interacting with a hooker was, I believe the video was made about the most awkward/crazy experience he's had interacting with a woman in general, and he's just such a socially isolated loser that it just so happened the closest thing to a sexual interaction he's had was this situation with a hooker.

Gooner afraid of prostitute is like an alcholic who doesn’t like beer.

 

[Colon capital V]

Because of the sponsorship I don't believe him. Sure it could have happened. And pigs can fly if you strap a rocket on their ass. Possible doesn't mean probable. Outside of major cities, you kinda have to search for hookers, since, you know, they're illegal.

It would be very funny if someone manages to pin down his city knowing this information, if true.

 

[Randy Facalding]

You negroes in this thread seem to not like archiving but I laughed too hard at this video for it not to be here forever
My favorite Reddit moments:
calling food "objects"
his massive bent arms when he's in the doobus car
saying the whore has a thong then pussying out in the next panel and making it a miniskirt
him getting called a "big boy" (now we know he's a fatass)
him equating no rizz to "being white"
the sex toy sponsorship like half his other videos (smart company knows doobus fans will never get laid)

 

[Lone Star]

I'll give the guy a tiny bit of credit. If this was most other animation story channels, they'd drag out the encounter and make it seem like something out of a generic sitcom and inflating it to such goofy levels it stops being believable. At least his was quick and simple and probably happened about as he said it did. Of course he probably just didn't want to make a video any longer than 90 seconds but whatever.

 

[IliterateNerd77]

This motherfucker compared his possibly made-up experience with a hooker to MLK's experiences (interesting how Doobson picked MLK with his birthday coming up). MLK was fighting segregation. You intentionally went out at 1 a.m. to get hooker pussy in the ghetto "get snacks." Shut the fuck up. This is why you have a thread.

Doobus is one of the white guy wokies. This dumbass is gonna go to a strip club, get surrounded by whores, and compare that experience to Rosa Parks.

This reminds of part the Xanderhal video where he talks about how "rap music is the best example of black culture" and goes "uhh yeah chat rap and hip hop music is about getting rich, 'dindu nothing', doing fentanyl, and raping white women in front of their husbands".

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

I'll give the guy a tiny bit of credit. If this was most other animation story channels, they'd drag out the encounter and make it seem like something out of a generic sitcom and inflating it to such goofy levels it stops being believable. At least his was quick and simple and probably happened about as he said it did. Of course he probably just didn't want to make a video any longer than 90 seconds but whatever.

Yeah fair, there’s that one guy wrote that whole fuckin’ story about makin’ out with his babysitter

 

[Niggerphobe]

Yeah fair, there’s that one guy wrote that whole fuckin’ story about makin’ out with his babysitter
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Didn’t this guy get in trouble for showing someone’s face

 

[WelperHelper99]

don't believe him either. Even in major cities you have to look hard for hookers because chances are you're just going to get fucked by thugs, pimps, or cops in stings. Hookers don't want to be out for too long with creeps and murders running around past 1 a.m. I think he's had some intentional contact with hookers/escorts, and is pretending that he's innocent about this

He could have always gone to Vegas, that's true lol. Though I think this is a gag. The story has all the parts to make it work... it just lacks all detail that makes it believable. It feels like he got the sponsorship, and he wrote a skit for it

 

[Level99Manchild]

You negroes in this thread seem to not like archiving but I laughed too hard at this video for it not to be here forever
My favorite Reddit moments:
calling food "objects"
his massive bent arms when he's in the doobus car
saying the whore has a thong then pussying out in the next panel and making it a miniskirt
him getting called a "big boy" (now we know he's a fatass)
him equating no rizz to "being white"
the sex toy sponsorship like half his other videos (smart company knows doobus fans will never get laid)
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I should learn how to archive videos and tweets with videos (if it's even possible) because this video definitely deserves to be archived with the Mayo video.

Doobus is one of the white guy wokies. This dumbass is gonna go to a strip club, get surrounded by whores, and compare that experience to Rosa Parks.

This reminds of part the Xanderhal video where he talks about how "rap music is the best example of black culture" and goes "uhh yeah chat rap and hip hop music is about getting rich, 'dindu nothing', doing fentanyl, and raping white women in front of their husbands".

I see Doobson as the guy who probably goes to the clubs, and is the biggest douche bag in there (He doesn't get kicked out until he really pisses the owner off). Like someone pointed out in the Banjo video's commentary where he brings up racial shit like a sjw, I've noticed he tends to objectify women like a male feminist gooner and an incel.

I'll give the guy a tiny bit of credit. If this was most other animation story channels, they'd drag out the encounter and make it seem like something out of a generic sitcom and inflating it to such goofy levels it stops being believable. At least his was quick and simple and probably happened about as he said it did. Of course he probably just didn't want to make a video any longer than 90 seconds but whatever.

He could have always gone to Vegas, that's true lol. Though I think this is a gag. The story has all the parts to make it work... it just lacks all detail that makes it believable. It feels like he got the sponsorship, and he wrote a skit for it

The story sounds too generic, like it's from a movie or some reddit post to sound like an actual experience (its sounds more like a skit). I'm just saying Doobson might be twisting this "life experience" to make himself look good because there are a couple of things to question. Look up hooker stories on Youtube, and notice how 9 out of 10 don't use MLK or virtue signal to victimize themselves or look good and pitiful (most people involved with hookers tend to regret the experience). I really think there are holes in his story if you listen to it a couple of times. Also, if Doobson makes over 6 digits from his videos and he chose to live near the worst parts of the city, that's his dumbass's fault.

Didn’t this guy get in trouble for showing someone’s face

He's shown faces of other people like Kane in his wrestling video. This is news to me.

 

[Randy Facalding]

I should learn how to archive videos and tweets with videos (if it's even possible) because this video definitely deserves to be archived with the Mayo video.

yt-dlp (meant for a pc but technically possible to use on a phone), or look up "(site) to mp4"
To archive a page use archive.ph

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

I'll give the guy a tiny bit of credit. If this was most other animation story channels, they'd drag out the encounter and make it seem like something out of a generic sitcom and inflating it to such goofy levels it stops being believable. At least his was quick and simple and probably happened about as he said it did. Of course he probably just didn't want to make a video any longer than 90 seconds but whatever.

I'd give him the credit but I guarantee it was only because he's lazy and bad at storytelling. If he could churn out IceCreamSandwich tier story videos about his life he would, but all his stories are basically "I was a sperg once aren't I wholesome?"

Also something I've wondered for a bit, I've seen Adam & Eve sponsor people in the past but it was a pretty short period of the early 2010s when them, Fleshlight, and some other degen brands advertised on podcasts. It made sense because podcasts weren't super well known back then, so unconventional marketing. How the hell does Doobus come into this though?

Did he ask them? Was someone at Adam & Eve a OneyPlays Animated fan? Why is no one else these days sponsored by them?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Why is no one else these days sponsored by them?

I'll go one step furthur.

NORMALLY, if you have an adult-only sponsor, you would want to mark your video as NSFW/18+/AgeRestricted, but his videos that have that sponsor is available for ANYONE to see, including minors.

Like it's one thing if a kid is making an adult account to see that shit, that's just bad parenting and the kid should know better, that's not Doobus' fault. However he's actively putting that shit for all to see while going "shhhhh, go away kids, this isn't for you!" either being purposefully oblivious or fucking retarded about the fact that if you tell kids that they are going to want to see the thing they're not supposed to see even more.

It's like he's painting a gigantic target on his back for his account to get fucked with by YouTube after making all that """effort""" to get the gold play button. What, does he think he doesn't have that many subscribers/viewers for anyone to notice or care?

 

[Level99Manchild]

Congratulations on getting featured on a stream that mocks hardcore wrestling fans and smarks, Doobson. You're getting attention, alright.

Also something I've wondered for a bit, I've seen Adam & Eve sponsor people in the past but it was a pretty short period of the early 2010s when them, Fleshlight, and some other degen brands advertised on podcasts. It made sense because podcasts weren't super well known back then, so unconventional marketing. How the hell does Doobus come into this though?

Did he ask them? Was someone at Adam & Eve a OneyPlays Animated fan? Why is no one else these days sponsored by them?

NORMALLY, if you have an adult-only sponsor, you would want to mark your video as NSFW/18+/AgeRestricted, but his videos that have that sponsor is available for ANYONE to see, including minors.

Like it's one thing if a kid is making an adult account to see that shit, that's just bad parenting and the kid should know better, that's not Doobus' fault. However he's actively putting that shit for all to see while going "shhhhh, go away kids, this isn't for you!" either being purposefully oblivious or fucking retarded about the fact that if you tell kids that they are going to want to see the thing they're not supposed to see even more.

It's like he's painting a gigantic target on his back for his account to get fucked with by YouTube after making all that """effort""" to get the gold play button. What, does he think he doesn't have that many subscribers/viewers for anyone to notice or care?

And it's not a good site these days because there are a lot of complaints about their shitty, made-in-China products and customer service. The website does have an affiliate program you can apply to, and if anything he applied. We know Doobson is a gooner (a creepy one at that), and he might be a frequent flyer on Adamandeve like Chris Chan (cows love this store). Adam and Eve noticed his content and sub numbers when he applied, and thought they'll get more customers with Snot Boi. I think the bar to be an AdamandEve sponsor is pretty low, but why would you take it nowadays is beyond me.

He's being a lazy, creepy cunt when he makes his content, but Youtube isn't going to do anything because he gives them traffic and money like a lot of big Youtubers. Susu did sexy shit without age restrictions (I could be wrong), and got away with a lot of shit because she's a commie ethot who hid behind the lbg community and wokies. If your channel is big, or Youtube can use you for agenda like Susu you're a golden child. Doobson has to pull Boogie, Dickers, and Dobson moves combined to destroy his own career.