Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
Nick has started imitating the voice Patrick Melton uses to mock people.
You know what's most aggravating? Having to correct the likes of Melton and Rekieta.

As someone who scrubs through almost all of Aaron's content, I can say with authority that Aaron discusses Rekieta for, at most, 10 min/stream (usually less, except when there's breaking news on Rekieta and that is pretty rare).

It's annoying, tbh. Aaron streams for approximately 5-6 hours/day, 4-5 days/week. His content on Rekieta is, at best, 5% of his streams.

Nick, sweetheart, he's not obsessed with you. You, however, are discussing Aaron with 90% of your content. Think about it.
 
Nick has started imitating the voice Patrick Melton uses to mock people.
"Hello!"
"Come buddy you know who this is!" :really:
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I'm sure the neighbors are thrilled that Nick's desperation sale created a new comp that just dramatically lowered everyone else's property values.
Once there's a single Balldo Man in the neighborhood, property values crash instantly.

Hence the expression "there goes the neighborhood."
Yeah amazing how he squandered $400k, even if that mostly happened 3 or 4 years ago.
Amazing how much money can go up a man's nose, isn't it?
Funny and weird that Nick never shows up on camera anymore
He's probably too embarrassed to show his bruised face from Kayla constantly beating him with a copy of Pawverbs.
 
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Lying his ass off about drug tests again. Moody challenges him on metabolites. Nobody knows how drug testing works, there's one metabolite (benzoylecgonine) that metabolises outside the body "in sweaty conditions".

Nick will "put something together with citations" because he knows people don't believe him. The state doesn't allow him to fight the allegations.

And on camera again.
 
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Is Nick now insinuating that he's got the edge over Aaron, or will have soon?

It's not like Aaron is some force of nature, but based on his size, the fact he has done some amount of training and even had a few amateur bouts, I would give him a huge edge over the majority of the sektur, or the extended Balldoverse.

Seriously - who else is there that's not a dysgenic, substance abusing mess? Who is Nick kidding, the only people he can intimidate are women with PTSD.

EDIT: Listening to Nick talk to Melton about this, he's shitting on Aaron for being bad at boxing... Nick couldn't fight sleep and he's shitting on someone for training lol.
So in his quest to assimilate every lolcow trait ever, is Nick now Tonkasaw? Is there going to be a fight in Knoxville where Aaron is deemed the winner because Nick won't produce his medical paperwork that confirms he has AIDS?
 
Lying his ass off about drug tests again. Moody challenges him on metabolites. Nobody knows how drug testing works, there's one metabolite that metabolises outside the body "in sweaty conditions".
Le heat allergy strikes again. When will this awful illness stop terrorising this poor family? They can't even escape it living in the 3rd coldest state in America.
 
So in his quest to assimilate every lolcow trait ever, is Nick now Tonkasaw? Is there going to be a fight in Knoxville where Aaron is deemed the winner because Nick won't produce his medical paperwork that confirms he has AIDS?

They want a fight in Vegas for Melton's pedo convention at a bar at a shitty hotel at the end of the strip near the railroad tracks. I think its the hotel that served as the model for Biff's Casino in the Back to the Future movies. All of these people are subhuman garbage and need to go into the wood chipper.

There isn't one of those guys who could or would fight anyone. Nick isn't amusing in the current video. He is just really, really gay. I think Melton brings out the gay in him.
 
Oh, wow, he's admitted he's going to plead guilty and wanted to do so last month BUT the judge needs to ask him specific questions "to make sure I wasn't coerced or threatened" and Wentzell wasn't prepared to do it.

Wtf, is he talking about?

I'm sure it will be clipped. It's about 15 into when he comes on screen.

ETA: More than a nasal voice!
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This entire conversation is wild...
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Mr libertarian apparently has a new master plan of trying to sic the IRS on Aaron for fake superchats. At about 5-6 minutes after Nick gets on camera and they put steel toe show on the screen
:really: "So apparently what he is doing, maybe taxman would be interested in this, so he is just alledgedly adding a value of money to the company and getting nothing in return, and then reportedly he would be setting that up as revenue for the company. I'm not sure... [interrupted]"
 
Oh, wow, he's admitted he's going to plead guilty and wanted to do so last month BUT the judge needs to ask him specific questions "to make sure I wasn't coerced or threatened" and Wentzell wasn't prepared to do it.

Wtf, is he talking about?

I'm sure it will be clipped. It's about 15 into when he comes on screen.
He's planning on pulling a Baked Alaska and claiming he's pleading guilty but he's TOTALLY INNOCENT MAN he's just completely BEING FORCED to admit what an absolutely guilty faggot he is.

There's going to be some drama when this weakling, this faggot, is trying to plead guilty while simultaneously refusing to admit he did anything wrong at all, like the narcissistic cocksucking freak he is.

Fun fact: no court at all will allow you to plead guilty while claiming to be innocent, and this jackass retard has more or less ensured he doesn't get the Alford plea option where you can do that.

He will have to grovel on his belly and admit guilt, or just go to prison.
 
The Hatfields/McCoys were a real family feud in the rural US that lasted generations. Many died.
Not just that, it got so bad at one point, historians claim it almost started a second Civil War. For non-Americans, it was once two close families in which the fathers fought together in the Civil War. The feud literally started over a "stolen hog." The two families also had a case go all the way up to the US Supreme Court.

TLDR : Two hillbilly families fighting over bacon.

Nick is now on the phone, sounds weird, overexcited, doing Rekieta comedy. Melton seems slightly annoyed with his pet retard, cuts him off and tells him to call in later on his other show.
The obese pedophile is starting to shun him .... how rich! Just listened. He's definitely on something.

If Nick was offered $500K to stay off the internet, he couldn't. The narcissism is beyond it's incomprehensible. Not only does he go on Melton's show, he tries to take it over. To Melton's credit, he takes back command of his show by cutting the retard off, yet Nick still tries to take over. Read the room dude!

Truly awe inspiring is Nick's belief that people still give a shit about his life. Speaking for me : Don't give a shit, but boy is it fun watching the guy continue to make the most fucked up decisions and react in all the wrong ways. Nick should be taught in PR classes and/or law classes about do's/don'ts, how to handle unruly clients, and reputation recovery.

Nick doesn't understand people love a spectacle, and he's truly become God's gift of that. Now, major podcasters are making fun of him, and whether they get the facts right or wrong, people are intrigued at what a total failure Nick has become.

Used to think it was "schadenfreude" and people relishing in his path to failure to make themselves feel better. This is no longer "schadenfreude." This is pure "what the actual fuck is wrong with him?" It's also the question, "How low can one man go?" We have yet to see rock bottom.
 
Oh, wow, he's admitted he's going to plead guilty and wanted to do so last month BUT the judge needs to ask him specific questions "to make sure I wasn't coerced or threatened" and Wentzell wasn't prepared to do it.

Wtf, is he talking about?

The December hearing was a settlement conference. If he was ready to take the deal, everything would have been arranged beforehand with all the parties involved include the judge. If he showed up at the settlement conference and out of nowhere inexplicably decided in the middle of it "Yes I will take the deal" while meeting with the judge, that would be vaguely possible but incredibly stupid. And they would have almost always scheduled a new hearing to deal with his plea. There is only maybe an hour in the schedule for the settlement conference.

I'm sure this is another case of him thinking he understands how courts and the law work when he really doesn't.
 
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