Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%

  • Total voters
    403
I'm sure this is another case of him thinking he understands how courts and the law work when he really doesn't.
Even Ethan Ralph knows more about courts than Cuckieta, and has a better track record too.

Nick just sucks at law. And he is legally prohibited from practicing law. That's how much of a fag he is.
 
He has the narrowest shoulders I've ever seen on a man
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Nick wants to do a stream before February but worries about "getting worked up and talking too much." "I have to make sure that I won't do something that fucking stupid."

"You haven't seen me sober for my entire Youtube career until this summer."

There will be a pre-sentencing investigation.

"The state still has not viewed my stream."
 
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Nick wants to do a stream before February but worries about "getting worked up and talking too much." "I have to make sure that I won't do something that fucking stupid."
He literally can't even comprehend the concept of being sober enough to appear on camera some time next month. That's how utterly wasted he is at all times. He's so drunk every minute that he can't even imagine chalking out a bit of sober time nearly a month from now.

What a complete LOSER!
 
Nick wants to do a stream before February but worries about "getting worked up and talking too much." "I have to make sure that I won't do something that fucking stupid."

"You haven't seen me sober for my entire Youtube career until this summer."
He also claims that 2 grams of the coke were missing when they weighed it later. (Or something. We must wait for clips.) I'm listening at 1.75x while cooking. @AnOminous did they have their thumbs on the scale as you mentioned months ago? Or is he lying?
 
"I think I paid off my mortgage today... my house is free and clear... sorry you don't know how to leverage debt"

Leverage would be Nick taking out a mortgage at a low interest rate and investing the money obtained at a higher interest rate. The key word being "invest" which Nick did not do.

Taking out a mortgage, spending the money obtained from the mortgage on stuff and additionally not being able to make the mortgage payments for a year resulting in foreclosure proceedings on your home......is not leverage, What Nick is talking about is typically known as "taking a big loss" or "spending beyond your means" or maybe having Enron-style Personal Finances.
 
Mr libertarian apparently has a new master plan of trying to sic the IRS on Aaron for fake superchats. At about 5-6 minutes after Nick gets on camera and they put steel toe show on the screen
:really: "So apparently what he is doing, maybe taxman would be interested in this, so he is just alledgedly adding a value of money to the company and getting nothing in return, and then reportedly he would be setting that up as revenue for the company. I'm not sure... [interrupted]"
It sure would be funny if snitching to the IRS made them decide to take a look into Nick's own finances and decided to ask more about some of those tax writeoffs and perhaps some more details about that PPP loan or his homestead exemption.
He has the narrowest shoulders I've ever seen on a man
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How is someone that thin able to grow bitchtits? It's like he spiritually is one with the gunt and his transformation to a pigman is stopped only by copious use of cocaine and the dorito-a-day diet.
 
Nick has started imitating the voice Patrick Melton uses to mock people.
It is just insane how Nick is claiming he could beat Aaron in a fight because he watched Aaron spar, and how Aaron is bad at fighting. I know it has been stated before but there is a gigantic difference between someone who spars on the weekend for exercise and isn't that good (Aaron) and someone who literally has never sparred or boxed ever (Nick). Aaron could beat anyone who hasn't sparred before, simply because sparring, even if you are bad, teaches you what being hit feels like, and how to hit someone. If you have never been in a fight, those things are shocking since you have never felt them before so you need experience with even the basics to be able to do anything. Nick would crumple in a boxing ring the second he took a single hit to the head or ribcage, simply because he has never been hit before (also because he is a weak pussy).
 
F-f-f-fawken home rawn...again.

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Hey Nick, say it with me: I anal. Get it? No, not because you've probably done that stuff with your ex-boyfriend Aaron, but because you are not a lawyer.
Shamelessly reposting someone else’s applicable content to follow.
 
Nick is hitting the drug test talking points hard. Couldn't do re-tests, etc.

"I created a new genre of entertainment" for the keedz.

Melton cuts him off because he's whiny and boring.

"I think I paid off my mortgage today... my house is free and clear... sorry you don't know how to leverage debt"
He claims that he paid off his mortgage today.
Can someone provide me with a local copy or archive here? Would also be very much appreciated since I don't want to give attention to the fat pedophile.
 
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