Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[Paper Machete]

It's pitiable how Sanders has trained himself to only get attention through performative allyship and now that the curtains are drawing he doesn't know how to handle it. It kind of does remind me of kids whose parents made show ponies out of them and don't know how to be independent adults with a sense of self outside that framework. Except it was Jazz that was the show pony and Sanders just hitched along for the ride.

 

[Peaches Demure]

It's pitiable how Sanders has trained himself to only get attention through performative allyship and now that the curtains are drawing he doesn't know how to handle it. It kind of does remind me of kids whose parents made show ponies out of them and don't know how to be independent adults with a sense of self outside that framework. Except it was Jazz that was the show pony and Sanders just hitched along for the ride.

Yeah, but that model was dependent on there actually being a talent to exploit in the first place. (E.g. Mozart, Michael Jackson, Gary Coleman, Anisa Jones). Jazz never had any talent; his "shtick" was always just "freak show"... and Sander's schtick was "proximity to said freak show". The thing with freak shows is that they get old. Really quick, like all novelty stuff.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

And what will their old pictures include? It's going to be nothing but "Jazz's first hormone treatment", "Jazz's first dress", "Being an #ally to Jazz at the AIDSfest", "Making the family pose in troon-flag t-shirts to support Jazz", etc etc.

There will be many pictures of Sanders. In the background. Out of focus. Desperately mugging for the camera, trying to be the centre of attention.
The only picture I recall seeing where Sanders is the subject of the photograph is when he wrecked his ACL/knee/whatever, I don't care, and is lying on a gurney at the hospital. Other than that, he's a minor character in his family's lives and he fucking knows it.

 

[TismFarmer]

If only he could monetise the contempt  we his family feel for him.

Poor Sand-dune, Imagine being the loser in a family that dull.

 

[pink cigarettes]

It’s all situational.

Elderly parents? Saving up for own house? Splitting a house where the folks live upstairs and you have the downstairs because why not and it’s better than living by yourself in a tiny one bedroom?

There’s plenty of cases with functional adults living two or three generations together.

However, none of them involve a pathetic cuck like Sander, who apparently can’t even accomplish the most humble of goals.

Not to dwell on it, but his “goals” for 2024 involved sitting down and writing something ONCE A WEEK, and spending more time sitting and looking at old pictures with his mom. AND THIS NIGGER COULDN’T DO IT.

Yes; again, the meaning of his words (and our feelings about them) aren't the point for me. The bigger problem is that the meaning is not immediately clear to the reader.

This from a man who thinks he's got a snowball's chance in hell of developing a professional career in promoting content, or in writing anything.

 

[Positron]

Will the Bloshinsky Family boycott Instagram in solidarity with transpeople?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Will the Bloshinsky Family boycott Instagram in solidarity with transpeople?

I think we all know Samber has a BlueSky account.

 

[Fapcop]

If only he could monetise the contempt we feel for him.

Shouldn’t be too hard.

One dollar for a text message to Sander.

Two dollars for a text message AND a response.

Five dollars for a three minute voice call where you get to mock him.

Ten dollars for a video call.

Fifteen dollars a month to get access to Sander’s OF full of videos of him crying and getting ignored by his family.

The problem is of course, that Sander spent his formative years as a side character in a TV reality/docu soap.

Being a halfwit, unlike his siblings, the lesson he learned was that:

A: Life owes him fame for doing fuck all, and
B: You get positive attention for whining and suffering.

So he waddles on, trying to extend his cringe five minutes as a background character to a crotchwound show into a career.

The best thing that could happen for Sander would honestly be if some kind of Shitlord KGB showed up one day, bundled him into a van and dropped him off at a work camp on a remote island, where he could spend the rest of his days banging rocks with a hammer into smaller rocks.

He could try and find a place in the community of zoomer retards living there, and maybe find some halfwit girlfriend he could knock up.

I mean that in all seriousness. His family doesn’t love him, the only people paying attention to him online are hateful edgelords like us, and he’s too incompetent and weak to ever succeed at anything but a low end wagie job. Yet simultaneously too damaged and dumb to comprehend that fact.

Shitlord GULAG would be for the best.

(Heck, he can even run his own, secret little Rainbow Alliance meetings in the barracks at night when the guards sleep.)

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Don't you usually come up with a product first, then figure out if/why you should market it? This nigger resorts to magical thinking putting the cart ahead of the horse.

Well yes you are. But I can’t really blame a halfwit like Sander for not understanding that.

Likewise, you’re usually supposed to achieve some kind of fame, BEFORE getting a reality show.

But Sander got it all backwards. He was born into a reality show through fuck all of his own doing, so his entire, very limited, understanding of how things work is ass backwards.

That Jazz show really fucked him over. I suppose that’s one thing he has in common with his mutilated brother.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

the only people paying attention to him online are hateful edgelords like us,

Maybe we were his real family all along?

 

[kazuhiro]

I think we all know Samber has a BlueSky account.

He does, and he uses it with same stick-to-it-iveness and success as everything else. PFP.

Spoiler: More, including a shirtless pic

Two posts.

Following.

Followers.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

This is pretty funny, if only for the fact that a Canadian felt the need to declare he's a bottom, like we don't assume that of Canadians anyway.



Also, that PFP is... interesting. He has gone for the huge combover, fooling no-one, but it also looks like he too has been hitting the Ozempic. He's starting to resemble Fisher Stevens, with that giant head.

 

[JohnnyG]

He does, and he uses it with same stick-to-it-iveness and success as everything else. PFP.

Also, that PFP is... interesting. He has gone for the huge combover, fooling no-one, but it also looks like he too has been hitting the Ozempic. He's starting to resemble Fisher Stevens, with that giant head.

And the best part, if I'm reading correctly, is that the only two accounts he follows are the BlewGuys corporate account (which I assume is a default setting), and "Miss Peppermint" which I assume is one of the ghetto troons he dated or was set up by the TLC producers to be groomed by?

 

[kazuhiro]

And the best part, if I'm reading correctly, is that the only two accounts he follows are the BlewGuys corporate account (which I assume is a default setting), and "Miss Peppermint" which I assume is one of the ghetto troons he dated or was set up by the TLC producers to be groomed by?

And Peppermint didn't even reciprocate and give him a follow back! In fairness, he doesn't actually use the account yet, just wanted to grab the handle there most likely.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

And the best part, if I'm reading correctly, is that the only two accounts he follows are the BlewGuys corporate account (which I assume is a default setting), and "Miss Peppermint" which I assume is one of the ghetto troons he dated or was set up by the TLC producers to be groomed by?

Peppermint is that obese tranny who screams like an Aztec Death Whistle. Sanders kept getting into hot tubs with him.
Peppermint was also trying to manipulate Sanders into being raped by that linebacker tranny, Hope.

 

[Peaches Demure]

This is pretty funny, if only for the fact that a Canadian felt the need to declare he's a bottom, like we don't assume that of Canadians anyway.

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Also, that PFP is... interesting. He has gone for the huge combover, fooling no-one, but it also looks like he too has been hitting the Ozempic. He's starting to resemble Fisher Stevens, with that giant head.

Holy shit, is that the real idubbz above "Isaac Kimura" you guys think?

 

[JohnnyG]

Peppermint was also trying to manipulate Sanders into being raped by that linebacker tranny, Hope.

Raped? You mean allied? His shirts have repeatedly informed us that "ally is a verb", so perhaps obese ghetto tranny Peppermint is helping linebacker ghetto tranny Hope consecrate Sander's allyship.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Raped? You mean allied?

I think we've just added a new term to the KF lexicon.

 

[Scrumption]

felt the need to declare he's a bottom

Welcome to Bluesky. It’s a troon infested stinkditch where sex positions are personality traits actually.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Lmao what even is this? Looks to be 3 faggots, a proud trans mom (ie., groomer), and three fake accounts/spambots. If this is your showing when you're unironically claiming to be an influencer and expert on social media marketing as your sole profession, Canadian healthcare may be right for you.

Edit: Assuming no knowledge of any specific context, moving back in with parents or other family isn't something that looks bad on its own, or is even really worthy of note. But I can't say I've ever seen a nominally independent bachelor ever explicitly make it a goal to move back in with their financially-solvent, able-bodied parents who are still in their 50s. What the fuck, Sander. He just makes everything he does sound pathetic and greasy.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

But I can't say I've ever seen a nominally independent bachelor ever explicitly make it a goal to move back in with their financially-solvent, able-bodied parents who are still in their 50s.

Sanders makes no money from his vaunted "career". His Dad absolutely subsidises his living costs, probably to the tune of 100%. It would be cheaper for them to have the Billy Madison impersonator living with them, but who wants that?
I'm more convinced than ever that his parents begged the girlfriend to make him move in with her, and paid her for it.