Lolcow Derek Smart

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Anime is Blood said:
I'm not sure if there is some kind of severity rating system you guys use but he is basically the equivalent of a level 5 autism kaijuu and will come down on KF with the fury of ten trillion words.
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It goes on a scale of 1 to Jotex's infamous "I WANT THIS SITE TAKEN DOWN I WANT THIS SITE TAKEN DOWN AND I WANT IT TAKEN DOWN NOW" autism that he shat out via email and spamming his own thread repeatedly til he was put on mod queue for faggotry.
 
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Jaimas said:
In this game lies a tragedy - a testament to a broken dream, and of ambition unfulfilled. It had such an enormous, promise-filled premise that one couldn't help but feel the wonder when it was first proposed, but that turned out to be a textbook tragic dream. Smart himself mismanaged the project spectacularly.
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Yeah. Going by your description of the game in the OP, it sounded like such a glorious prospect and it would have been right up my alley if it was done right. He could have made a bunch of players who love the naval and marine warfare themes happy, and achieved some well-deserved glory for himself. But instead, he produced the abomination you described earlier.

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Of course, he's one of those lolcows who brings unwanted attention onto himself. OF COURSE. All he had to do was ignore a thread that was over two years old. And he failed at that. Great going, Derek Dumb.
 
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zap2theextreme said:
Hide your coke machines Derek Smart is in the building
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I think it would be more like this:

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If anyone is confused about why this is happening and how this thread suddenly jumped up, it's Something Awful. Lowtax is basically such a huge manbaby that he is now sending his most dangerous operative, a real loose cannon who doesn't play by any man's rules, to destroy us all for making fun of his dumb site.

I am sorry for the doom we have brought upon your people, KF. There is no known way to survive Derek's massive onslaught of words and vague hints that he might know your real name or call your mom. You might as well give up and pray for a quick death when he finds you. And he will find you.
 
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Power Word Birb said:
If anyone is confused about why this is happening and how this thread suddenly jumped up, it's Something Awful. Lowtax is basically such a huge manbaby that he is now sending his most dangerous operative, a real loose cannon who doesn't play by any man's rules, to destroy us all for making fun of his dumb site.

I am sorry for the doom we have brought upon your people, KF. There is no known way to survive Derek's massive onslaught of words and vague hints that he might know your real name or call your mom. You might as well give up and pray for a quick death when he finds you. And he will find you.
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I'm not expecting much more than dox on null and the mods that everyone knows about already, to be honest. Hurry up and drop the dossier, Derek
 
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