Lolcow Derek Smart

[OwO What's This?]

I can't hardly wait.... for nothing to happen.

Oh ye of little faith.

 

[Poor Choices]

If he does turn up, can we please not drive him away until after we've got him to sperg about Brianna Wu and Chloe Sagal.

I've got a funny feeling that if he wanted to do that we'd shower him with positive ratings.

edit: nevermind I thought he was going to rage against them and we could be bff with a crazy dude and shit. dreams shattered.

 

[Anime is Blood]

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Tells Smutley he's not important enough to warrant his attention

Then mentions him in next 3 tweets.

This is going to be like Tommy, isn't it?

Having spent a long time lurking the Star Citizen discussion this is like some kind of crossover event.

Wait until he gets legal on the phone. Someday you'll probably hear something about something but in the meantime let him tell you why he is mad, forever.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

And then, he blocked me.
http://archive.is/ZDr3K

#blockedbyderek

 

[WireSponge]

I can't wait for Mr. Derek to come bring his neato gifts for us, I'm definitely on the good boy list this year!

 

[Aquinas]

Be nice to derek please, i would like to hear what this legend has to say

 

[Power Word Birb]

Oh god he made a list. Jesus, there could be an Excel sheet. This is fucking serious now.

Derek,I have always liked you and your work on the Star Citizen project, please forgive us and delete the Word doc before this gets out of hand. Please, Derek, I have a family. I don't want it to end like this. My kids need the money from this meth lab for shoes.

 

[JSGOTI]

Someone's having fun.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Oh god he made a list. Jesus, there could be an Excel sheet. This is fucking serious now.

Derek,I have always liked you and your work on the Star Citizen project, please forgive us and delete the Word doc before this gets out of hand. Please, Derek, I have a family. I don't want it to end like this. My kids need the money from this meth lab for shoes.

boyo you dun did it now

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I mainly remember Battlecruiser 3000 as being the game that never sold and was always just taking up shelf space. Lmao I never knew the guy who made it was crazy.
I remember still seeing copies of it lying around at stores years after it was no longer compatible with current OS.

 

[Jaimas]

I'm sure that after having Greta show up on her doorstep Null's mum's going to be rattled by a phone call from Derek "don't you know who I am" Smart.

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That's the best you've got Derek. At least Vordrak managed to get a school shut down when he tried to get Nul swated.

Derek's actually repeatedly skirmished with members of the Rat King and won. Kind of respect him for that.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

He made Brianna Wu look like an idiot. That's a point. But he seems to think I'm a racist dude because I post here. Is that negative one or two points? And he's going to the mattresses for Lowtax, who is kind of a wiener.

I'm feeling conflicted.

 

[Jaimas]

He made Brianna Wu look like an idiot. That's a point. But he seems to think I'm a racist dude because I post here. Is that negative one or two points? And he's going to the mattresses for Lowtax, who is kind of a wiener.

I'm feeling conflicted.

It's like any generally-reformed cow (compared to his usenet days he's outright domesticated) who still occasionally has nuclear sperg-outs from time to time. No matter what happens, we will extract amusement, as is proper.

 

[Julius Evola]

Prediction: He isn't building any "dossier" and ultimately he'll shit himself and do nothing after hitting multiple dead ends. "Dr." (Diploma Mill PHD) Smart is just angling for some attention and getting it. He'll drop the "dox" on Null from ED and maybe a couple of other low hanging fruit type things and that'll be it. Some sparring on twitter will happen. Meh.

Comedy Option: He shows up here and acts like a fool for 1000 pages of Shaner-esque ranting and raving (though much more readable) that will ultimately collapse into an autistic pile of ad-hominem. (I hope he chooses this one).

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

I used to like reading Derek's flame wars. If he doesn't come maybe I'll go scrounge through Google groups for his Cracker Jacks degree arguments.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I used to like reading Derek's flame wars. If he doesn't come maybe I'll go scrounge through Google groups for his Cracker Jacks degree arguments.

Do it even if he does come.

 

[HG 400]

I'm sure that after having Greta show up on her doorstep Null's mum's going to be rattled by a phone call from Derek "don't you know who I am" Smart.

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That's the best you've got Derek. At least Vordrak managed to get a school shut down when he tried to get Nul swated.

oh shit is he talking about me, likeicare or Melchett????

 

[Meowthkip]

I'm sure that after having Greta show up on her doorstep Null's mum's going to be rattled by a phone call from Derek "don't you know who I am" Smart.

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That's the best you've got Derek. At least Vordrak managed to get a school shut down when he tried to get Nul swated.

OH NO NOT MUH METH LAB.

 

[HG 400]

Okay guys can we please stop antagonizing this madman I heard he pays tens of thousands to russian hackers to get people doxxed and he's basically a doxxing god and I'm at the top of his doxx list this is serious

 

[Larry Thorne]

If he manages to dox me I'll pay him tens of thousands of dollars.

(I don't have tens of thousands of dollars.)