Lolcow Derek Smart

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come on guys this is serious if i get doxxed I'll get in so much trouble with my mom

she's dating a black guy since dad left and she'd be horrified if she found out i was using the n-word online
 
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okay I'm safe the rest of you can fuck urselves lmao
 
what like phil and greta or your personal rat king?

I was mostly making a Brianna Wu joke ("She fought the alt-right and won" has immense humor power and I will hear no argument), but he's had it out with the CON branch of the king in the past, again, none quite so brutal as when he exposed his logs with Wu and made her look like an even bigger idiot that most had already pinned her as.

I specifically recall him getting into a spat with Nora at one point, but for the life of me I haven't been able to find it. I wouldn't be surprised if I'm remembering this one wrong though. Pretty much the entirety of that branch starts to blend together after a while.
 
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Okay Derek's done with me.

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At this point Lady Ambien showed up to tell him I was absolutely one of the guilty ones and gloat about how it's not so funny now that I'm the one that's scared, but I think she immediately realised I was just fucking around and deleted her tweets in shame and reprotected her twitter before I could grab them. Derek went silent on me for like an hour before starting back up.

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I was mostly making a Brianna Wu joke ("She fought the alt-right and won" has immense humor power and I will hear no argument), but he's had it out with the CON branch of the king in the past, again, none quite so brutal as when he exposed his logs with Wu and made her look like an even bigger idiot that most had already pinned her as.

I specifically recall him getting into a spat with Nora at one point, but for the life of me I haven't been able to find it. I wouldn't be surprised if I'm remembering this one wrong though. Pretty much the entirety of that branch starts to blend together after a while.

Wu and Quinn and all the other gamergate people are not the Rat King. Literally nobody except you is pushing that classification on them. Stop it.
 
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Wu and Quinn and all the other gamergate people are not the Rat King. Literally nobody except you is pushing that classification on them. Stop it.

Actually, you brought up a very good point. First, you and CatParty are absolutely right. But let me elaborate a skosh.

Historically I've considered CON a sub-branch of the Rat King, since while the likes of Quinn sure as shit isn't directly in it, a shitload of people involved in CON are. Historically, I've always thought that this was a case of the obvious, since these morons tend to get into circlejerks as easily as breathing. Pretty much every accusation of collusion with them in the past has panned out, after all.

All of which, however, is ruined by a brain-dead typo that I'm seriously pissed at myself for missing despite the fact that I've talked about it like fifty times: Quinn, Harper, et al hedged all these idiots out. They added them to the blocklists, they actively avoid them like the cancer-ridden shitheels they are, and all evidence is that any connections they used to have with them are gone now, regardless of whether or not they originally associated with them. Looking closer at it, one can't really blame them considering.

So in other words, the argument could be made that they may have been technically Rat King-related once? Like 2 years ago? But they sure as hell aren't now, and haven't been in quite some time.

With that in mind, it's been fucking dumb of me to consider CON itself its own branch, but things really came even further into perspective when I was trying to put together a sort of flow chart map for just one section of the Rat King. I was trying to see just how much of a clusterfuck it could get, so the idea was to lock down a few examples and see how they scatter out. When I did so, however, I finally realized the obvious you bastards were trying to smack me with all along: Of the various cows that extend out from what I considered the "CON Branch," basically ALL OF THEM are there anyway if you cut Crash Override out of the picture entirely, from Jake Alley to David Gallant.

TL;DR: What I thought was its own branch really wasn't. At least not currently. I fucked up, and I will own that, and I thank you guys for pointing it the fuck out.
 
Derek pls don't dox or Blizzard will nerf me again

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When is /ourguy/ coming?


You're referring to the rat king when there are in fact several. A rat king is just a term for a group of people who vouch for each other for personal gain. This isn't some illuminati shit with hierarchies, divisions and branches. Come on.
 
Actually, you brought up a very good point. First, you and CatParty are absolutely right. But let me elaborate a skosh.

Historically I've considered CON a sub-branch of the Rat King, since while the likes of Quinn sure as shit isn't directly in it, a shitload of people involved in CON are. Historically, I've always thought that this was a case of the obvious, since these morons tend to get into circlejerks as easily as breathing. Pretty much every accusation of collusion with them in the past has panned out, after all.

All of which, however, is ruined by a brain-dead typo that I'm seriously pissed at myself for missing despite the fact that I've talked about it like fifty times: Quinn, Harper, et al hedged all these idiots out. They added them to the blocklists, they actively avoid them like the cancer-ridden shitheels they are, and all evidence is that any connections they used to have with them are gone now, regardless of whether or not they originally associated with them. Looking closer at it, one can't really blame them considering.

So in other words, the argument could be made that they may have been technically Rat King-related once? Like 2 years ago? But they sure as hell aren't now, and haven't been in quite some time.

With that in mind, it's been fucking dumb of me to consider CON itself its own branch, but things really came even further into perspective when I was trying to put together a sort of flow chart map for just one section of the Rat King. I was trying to see just how much of a clusterfuck it could get, so the idea was to lock down a few examples and see how they scatter out. When I did so, however, I finally realized the obvious you bastards were trying to smack me with all along: Of the various cows that extend out from what I considered the "CON Branch," basically ALL OF THEM are there anyway if you cut Crash Override out of the picture entirely, from Jake Alley to David Gallant.

TL;DR: What I thought was its own branch really wasn't. At least not currently. I fucked up, and I will own that, and I thank you guys for pointing it the fuck out.

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The word you are looking for is "clique". They are just a clique of friends with similar interests.
 
You're referring to the rat king when there are in fact several. A rat king is just a term for a group of people who vouch for each other for personal gain. This isn't some illuminati shit with hierarchies, divisions and branches. Come on.

You're correct, but there's also a lot of overlap.

Phil remains the rancid lump of feces at the center, however.

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The word you are looking for is "clique". They are just a clique of friends with similar interests.

Cheerfully noted.
 
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Oh, man, guys, an additional layer to comedy here: 'doxing is bad, unless we get Derek Smart to do it for us' - Lowtax and Co

Derek, do you remember when you revealed that Star Citizen guy was a scammer pretending to be an underage girl on the Internet? (I only heard about it secondhand but that's what I was told.) And then you got demanded, kicked off SA for a while, and the mods threw a shit fit over dox? You know how they shit on your simple desire to reveal the truth about bad people and make some jokes about them?

In my humble opinion Mr. Smart, what you did is not so different from the kiwis pointing out Shmorky is a pedophile and LeftistMuslimObama is a white guy instead of a strong black woman.

Come over here and actually talk to the kiwis on their own turf and I think you will be pleasantly surprised.
 
derek are you ok what's wrong

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it's pretty weird to watch someone who must be in his fifties use 'triggered' especially after it hit meme status
 
From my @dsmart DMs, which I am fairly sure he won't mind me posting:
tbh, the reason I haven't gone over there yet is because my mobile VPN is acting weird, and I've been busy with work most of the day. I don't just want to create an a/c, then not post something.

plus, I've been doing a lot of catching with various things on there; some of which have been resolved. the 2-3 dumb clowns who don't want to engage in meaningful discourse, but just want to troll me on social media, have been blocked. And that's another reason why I don't want to post in any hasty or flippant manner because it would be counter-productive and just lead to a pointless flamewar - which I don't have time for.
 
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