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Montenegro supremacist said:
The strat to getting away with no thumbnail is to post images with small resolutions so Nully doesn't realize it's not a thumbnail.
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LarpBait said:
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soysissas, i dont get it, did nully-null not see all the [ANTI-NULL CLITTY LEAKAGE THUMBNAIL EMBED]s I painstakingly inserted into every image embed I could? I heeded xer @everyone ping in the kiwicord to the best of my ability and I still got a 1 week ban...

But it's okay though, A24 has funded a slowburn 1950s trad art deco short film on null and his leaking clitty and xhey have given me permission to premiere it right here, right now for @everyone's enjoyment.
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the shiwi peaks here
 
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Neutral Reaction said:
And it won't work anyway, it's static.
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Then request a new Ip, or say to the Jannies you lied about that to get banned on the schlog.
Also your a retard for not thinking anyone on the schlog would not snitch, especially since you don’t use proxies / vpns to not leave a trace between the schlog and the sharty.
 
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AITA for accidentally gassing my friend to death with my farts after he wouldn't give me back my Nintendo Switch?

Okay, Reddit, I (28M, 5'6", 130 lbs, pasty white, built like a wet noodle) might be in a bit of a pickle. A deadly, smelly pickle.

So, I have this friend, Jamal (30M, 6'4", 280 lbs, all muscle, looks like he could bench-press a car). We've been friends since college, and he's a great guy, but he has one annoying habit: he hogs my Nintendo Switch.

I recently bought the new Zelda game, Tears of the Kingdom, and I've been dying to play it. Jamal came over last weekend, and I let him try it out. Big mistake. HUGE. He got hooked instantly and refused to give it back. He's been camping out on my couch for five days, ignoring my pleas to let me have a turn.

Now, I should mention that I have a bit of a... digestive issue. Ever since I tried that "world's hottest chili pepper" challenge a few years ago (I came in last, obviously), my stomach has been a war zone. My farts are legendary, and not in a good way. They're silent but deadly, capable of clearing a room faster than a fire alarm. My girlfriend calls them "weapons of ass destruction."

Anyway, back to Jamal and my Switch. After days of him hogging the console, I was desperate. I pleaded, I begged, I even tried to bribe him with snacks, but nothing worked. He just kept playing, yelling at the screen like he was fighting actual monsters, not just pixelated ones.

Then, it happened. I felt a rumble in my gut, a familiar pressure building. I knew what was coming, and a mischievous thought crossed my mind. Maybe, just maybe, I could use my "gift" to my advantage.

I positioned myself strategically behind Jamal, aimed my butt in his general direction, and let loose. It was a long, slow release, like a toxic cloud seeping out of a chemical plant. Jamal didn't even flinch at first, too engrossed in the game. But then, his eyes started to water. He coughed, a deep, guttural sound.

"Dude, did you just...?" he started to say, but then he doubled over, clutching his throat. His face turned a strange shade of purple (evendoe how could a black guy look purple?). He collapsed onto the floor, still holding my Switch, his eyes wide with a mixture of pain and betrayal.

I panicked. I called 911, but it was too late. Jamal was gone. The paramedics said it was probably a heart attack, but I know the truth. I gassed him to death with my ass.

Now, I'm sitting here, surrounded by the lingering smell of my guilt, wondering if I'm the asshole. On one hand, Jamal was being a total Switch hog. On the other hand, I literally farted him to death. Also the police took my switch as evidence.

So, Reddit, AITA?

TL;DR: My big, strong friend wouldn't give me back my Nintendo Switch, so I accidentally killed him with my toxic farts.

Update: They are charging me with manslaughter.
 
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