Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[The Judean People's Front]

They have to actually communicate with these men, in a way that keeps them holding on and then coming back for more

Yes and no; apparently a lot of OF Thots farm out the crowd engagement part to either street shitters or chat bots as those become better and better. Amuses me to think some gooner thinks he's chatting with an OF chick and instead it's Amar from the Punjab or Chat GPT.

 

[DominoPetachi]

Get ready for extreme myspace angles and tit shots.

View attachment 6830837 - Yep, this is what people want to jack off to these days.

Get a load of that ham hock of an arm. Woo, lad. That thing could take out Tokyo in a single swing.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Tess is far too lazy for Only Fans.

It’s actually really hard work to be successful and takes a lot of emotional energy.

Tess's "modeling" career has died, in part, because she never understood that she couldn't just show up, say, "I'm Tess Holliday, damn it! It's all about me! Worship me!" and have everybody fawn over and worship her and cry, "Slay, Queen!"

That having a career as a successful model involves a lot more than just showing up and leaning against a wall while making ahegao face—that it also includes doing the work to maintain one's body at a consistent size; working on one's ability to pose; pursuing fitness for not only appearance's sake but also so one has the strength, flexibility and energy to get into interesting poses for the duration of a shoot; cultivating respectful, reciprocal relationships with others in the industry; and learning new skills and developing an exit strategy for the inevitable time one's career as a model grinds to a halt due to age—that's all been completely lost on Tess, to her lasting detriment.

So I agree with everything you've said about why she's going to fail at OnlyFans. She really does imagine she can just post pics and not interact, and the money will just keep rolling in after the first month.

 

[Meiwaku]

Well, we already got to see her two assets in the David LaChappelle picture "Self Portrait as a House", but I'm sure they're just fuller and even more firm than they were in 2013:

Spoiler: DEM TITS

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I did a dive and found a few others she took before her tattoos took over her that I hadn't seen here.

Spoiler: You know what this is

This she has some tats in but it was from when she was a smallfat.

I'm still waiting for her totally new and totally effort only fans. I have a feling it was an attention ploy and she's not going to do anything and blame sexism or something.

Kill me for the double post but..

I checked the shameless fatcoomer website Curva and apparently she's doing solo stuff (thanks weird Ukranian guy who was likely Josh's roommate...)

Link
Archive

Also lmaooo...we were right!


One of her cake johns...





Slava Ukelele my retarded friend. You took one for the team posting leaks now we know what she's up to lol.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Her poor sons. She doesn't give a damn about them, or how this will impact them.

And the rest of her family.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Her poor sons. She doesn't give a damn about them, or how this will impact them.

And the rest of her family.

There is a special place in Hell for parents who do porn. There's an even more special place in there for parents who know their kids are being bullied and refuse to stop doing porn.

There was a Reddit post making the rounds a few years back posted by a kid who was suicidal due as a result of his mom doing OF. The post was fake karma bait. That said, it genuinely seems like losing their kid is the only thing that'll get through to OF "models". In the Lily Philips "documentary" about fucking 100 men in one day, there's a skype call with another OF thot who offhandedly mentioned her daughter getting bullied and just moved on with the conversation.

 

[The Hardest R]

Yes and no; apparently a lot of OF Thots farm out the crowd engagement part to either street shitters or chat bots as those become better and better. Amuses me to think some gooner thinks he's chatting with an OF chick and instead it's Amar from the Punjab or Chat GPT.

This is correct. Also thots pay for bot promoters and for services that go to image boards to pull down leaks. This all costs money and it all adds up. No doubt Tubby Tess assumed she’d post some low effort nudes and millions of dollars would start rolling in.

In the Lily Philips "documentary" about fucking 100 men in one day, there's a skype call with another OF thot who offhandedly mentioned her daughter getting bullied and just moved on with the conversation.

Kids in middle and high school are merciless and finding out that some kid’s mom does porno is the best thing to a golden ticket. Unsurprisingly, most kids don’t think sex work is real work. Rylee wound up getting raised by another man for his last few years in school. I don’t think anyone is going to be willing to take in Bowie.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Unsurprisingly, most kids don’t think sex work is real work.

As it should be. There is nothing empowering about sex work. It should not be normalized. The fact that there are girls counting down the days until they're 18 so they can start an OF is just dystopian. They don't want to become replaceable cogs in the corporate machine, so they become replaceable fleshlights.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

It's one thing to know she'll be doing stuff like failing to sell photos of her pussy to time wasters for thirty bucks a pop, but it's another to see it in action. That is WAY more grim than any dead end office job. Jesus Christ.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

As it should be. There is nothing empowering about sex work. It should not be normalized. The fact that there are girls counting down the days until they're 18 so they can start an OF is just dystopian. They don't want to become replaceable cogs in the corporate machine, so they become replaceable fleshlights.

Problem is, when you’re a teenager, you don’t really have a concept of “forever,” or of where you stand in the world. They think they’ll be the ones who make it, but also that it doesn’t matter that their tits are all over the Internet.

 

[NimertiS]

The one I use is, "If sex work is work, and it were to be completely legalized, would you demand that homeless women in transitional housing programs that require them to get a job accept sex work, if they were unable to get any other form of employment? And if they refused, would you kick them out of the program?"

Sex work advocates who can blithely say, "Well, if it was their choice, no, I wouldn't mind if my (hypothetical*) kids did sex work!" will shut right up when you hit them with the inevitable consequences of the law treating sex work as just another job, no different than waiting tables or making coffee.

*Hypothetical kids, because very few of the "sex work is work!" types I've encountered actually have kids. The ones who do tend to resent them.

This happens in Germany.

Job Center Apologizes for Offer in Bordello​

It's happened again: A German job center has tried to line up a position for a young woman in a brothel. The job was just serving drinks, but the issue has rekindled the debate about how far the government should go to get people back in the workforce.

https://www.spiegel.de/internationa...-job-for-young-woman-in-germany-a-882021.html

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Kill me for the double post but..

I checked the shameless fatcoomer website Curva and apparently she's doing solo stuff (thanks weird Ukranian guy who was likely Josh's roommate...)

Link
Archive

Also lmaooo...we were right!

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One of her cake johns...
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Slava Ukelele my retarded friend. You took one for the team posting leaks now we know what she's up to lol.

So basically it’s exactly the same thing she posts on her Instagram?

 

[Justanotherguy]

If anyone's interested they can purchase something for Tess from her Amazon Gift List :

https://www.amazon.com/registries/gl/guest-view/3BPLXZIW43YWP

 

[OttoWest]

A $600 curling iron and a $450 stand mixer. All very practical and necessary for someone having to live out of a suitcase until recently.

I wonder how much she actually put in storage versus stuff she just trashed or abandoned.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

A $600 curling iron and a $450 stand mixer. All very practical and necessary for someone having to live out of a suitcase until recently.

Add that we've never seen Tess actually bake or really cook. It's all processed stuff for her.

Though I guess it might be usefull to the fetish content she'll inevitably produce. "Ooops, look at me, I'm such a dumb fatso I can barely crack an egg but I'm so hangry for this dowy cookie" shit (no I don't know what feeder content looks like and I'm too scared to ask Joshua Conner Moon).

 

[The Hardest R]

If anyone's interested they can purchase something for Tess from her Amazon Gift List :
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https://www.amazon.com/registries/gl/guest-view/3BPLXZIW43YWP

There is something that is just offensive with this gift list. 99% of the time Tess is just dumb but there are the 1% of things she does on occasion that irritates me and this is one of them.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The way she can't even type "pussy" and has to use the peach emoji. I get using that to avoid word filters, but you're talking to someone on OnlyFans, Tess. You can say pussy. It makes me think of that bit from Arrested Development.


"The very fact that you call it Pop-Pop tells me you aren't ready for it."

 

[The Hardest R]

The emoji is for ass, not pussy.

I don’t think she could actually show off her pussy. During her failed podcast attempt, she explained there were some crazy elaborate moves she has to make in order for her waxer to access that area and do her job. This was a few years and dozens of pounds ago, mind you.

 

[inquizadoor]

The emoji is for ass, not pussy.

god knows what emoji she'd use for her twat bc it looks like half-deflated balls in the leaked pic

maybe something like, "my out of the foil"

Edit: oh that one is fake, well that's a relief

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I agree it's often for ass, but I've seen it for pussy, too. And yeah I doubt she'll ever do anything extremely porny, I could see her showing her crotch in underwear. You can barely see it under her pannus anyway. Might as well.