Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 378 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 392 14.7%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.9%

  • Total voters
    2,658
In all fairness, I don’t think fat fetishists really care about pussy. Every woman has one, but the special thing they’re after is something only a fat woman has, and that’s the massive, rolling flesh. The thing to keep in mind though is that there are different kinds of fetishes, and they fall into three main categories: body part (eg, foot), object (eg, shoe), and relationship (eg crushing/trampling). Many of these will overlap, and because these are, in my opinion, products of some kind of strange childhood event or actual trauma, their particular overlaps and shades and nooks and crannies of idiosyncrasy are going to be completely dependent on the individual with the fetish.

I think she inked herself out of a lot of jobs with fat fetishists, especially with that stupid scorpion on her belly. She won’t be asked to do the ”easy” stuff like grabbing and squeezing her flesh and jiggling it for the camera because her flesh isn’t really visible under all the ink. Tess probably doesn’t understand the mind of a fetishist (because why would she understand another person?), and there‘s nothing wrong with that unless you’re trying to sell them something.

She’ll draw in guys who have a fetish for her fat body parts (usually belly or ass, tits are often helpful, but not the main attraction), but she’ll need to cater to what those body parts mean for her audience.

She’s going to get guys who want her to make videos where they pretend they have their head resting on her belly while she tells them shit like “mommy loves her good little boy,” (but that tattoo will be a problem once they see it.)

She will get vore/giantess guys who want to pretend to be her husband that she’s mad at and then eats. She will get vore/mommy guys who want her to pretend to be their mother so she can eat her son and have him back in her belly. There might be some mommy guys who want to see her pussy if only to pretend to crawl back in it in order to get back Into her womb and be re-birthed.

She will have fart guys who want to be smothered in her giant ass cheeks while she farts McDonald’s gas in their face and talks in great detail how it feels to release on him, and describe other disgusting details about her bowel movements.

She will have guys who want to see her get stuck in doorways, windows, broken chairs, etc., which seems kinda quaint, but there will be some who will take this to a dangerous level I can’t currently imagine. She will have other guys who want her to pretend to rev the engine of her Jeep and say “I’m too fat for it to move! I’m sorry, but mommy can’t get you to school in time!” Tame enough, I guess, but fucking weird when you know that this is somehow contributing to a pervert’s orgasm.

Food fetishism and fat fetishism don’t overlap as much as you’d think. Tess certainly has a food addiction, and I’m sure she thinks she understands fat fetishists because of her own food-obsession (to the extent that she is self-aware, I’m not claiming she knows she’s doing this), but she’s not going to get that many guys who want to see her eating. Eating on camera, for a deathfat, sounds like an ideal job, but she’s too big to see any changes in her physique unless she leans in to the immobility fetishism, and I hope she does not do that, I wouldn’t want that for anyone. There will probably be people who want to see her eating and using her belly as a plate, or maybe hiding snacks in her rolls, but it’s going to go back to the body. Some food guys are really mouth guys, it’s about the teeth, the tongue, breathing/coughing maybe, mucus, smacking, etc. Mouth guys will still want conventionally attractive women to perform that. Where she might get food crossover is with humiliating gluttony, like eating from a trough like a pig.

She will get guys who want her to pretend to force-feed them to get as fat as she is, and they will want her to be explicit about how obesity will kill them. Let me restate that so you are sure: men will ask Tess to create videos where she admits obesity is deadly, either to herself or to the viewer or both. She will get requests for scenarios where she pretends to be bed bound, frying chicken in her bedside-fryer, saying things like, ”I know it will kill me but it just feels sooooo goooooooood.”

In her mind, I figure she’s come to terms with accepting she’ll have to, at least occasionally, masturbate for an audience, maybe suck or fuck a dick if she finds someone willing to perform with her, but I don’t think she realizes how few requests she’ll get for that, and that the stuff that will actually sell to these people is very damaging to whatever soul she has left.

If anyone agrees to buy an ambiguously described picture for $20, they will only do it to open up communication and establish gratitude in Tess so they can ask her for more and more degrading shit.
 
I agree it's often for ass, but I've seen it for pussy, too. And yeah I doubt she'll ever do anything extremely porny, I could see her showing her crotch in underwear. You can barely see it under her pannus anyway. Might as well.
Tess in her infantile mind would use the 🐱 emoji for that.
Highly doubt she would show her actual vag because as @No Thank You v 2.0 said, any guys interested in Tess are fetishists in one way or another for her size only.
It’s also probably tough and purple from all the chub rub, poor hygiene (sorry but there’s no way she can properly clean it), and moisture buildup.
 
If anyone agrees to buy an ambiguously described picture for $20, they will only do it to open up communication and establish gratitude in Tess so they can ask her for more and more degrading shit.
Kudos to you knowing far more about this than I do. If I didn't suspect you're a woman, I'd say you're a sick fuck.
 
I read back a couple of years on that fetish forum re: Tess. It’s an interesting combination of liking fat women and denigrating them at the same time. Mostly it’s just reposting pictures or guessing weight. They like her arms and belly, don't like the tats, don't believe she doesn't use a scooter to get around and are sure she’s in her 400s. They believe she has a secret feeder, as we believe she has a cake john. They also admit to not caring for porn, but are looking for high production value videos, of the type no doubt described above.

She has not, up until now, taken video requests. All they’ve done is repost what we have. That is what’s going to change. Like @NoThankYou says, she is going to be nagged and pushed and tempted until she quits or loses her soul.

Did you all notice she has a new tattoo on her belly? Same theme as normal: a stick, a ribbon, a spike ball. its to the right of the scorpion in photos.
 
I read back a couple of years on that fetish forum re: Tess. It’s an interesting combination of liking fat women and denigrating them at the same time.
I think it's worth noting that us men are quite simple when it comes down to it, which makes fatso fetishists fall into two categories: abusers and those that want to be abused.

Men who want to disable women by forcing them to eat are just abusers who've found another outlet. Men who wants Tess to tell them she's their big mommy are just men with massive mommy issues who probably can't function well. Either way, Tess is stooping to the lowest of men with her OnlyFans: dysfunctional men and Joshua Conner Moon.

Take your pick which is worse.
 
From the Ukrainian fatty enjoyer, did she send him a pic for 30$ or was that the original offer and then she lowballed herself to $20 when he didn't bite?
I can't figure out if he already got something or if they never moved past the negotiations.
The peach emoji is kind of smart, because it could mean an actual piece of fruit for all these retards know. Or they could expect vagene when it's really just her blocky lumpy stained ass.
Didn't that one woman who made Only Fans reset the amount people were allowed to give/ask for originally imply she was going to post a video of herself taking off her pants but then it was her doing that as a toddler? She got blowback but I guess she got to keep the perverts' money.
 
Tess is far too lazy for Only Fans.

It’s actually really hard work to be successful and takes a lot of emotional energy. They have to understand what the punters want, and how to keep them engaged. It’s not as easy as porn, pervs can get that for free. They have to actually communicate with these men, in a way that keeps them holding on and then coming back for more.

It’s emotional engagement and I don’t think Tess has the empathy, or desire to put the effort into other people’s feelings.

You also have to be good at self-promotion, which Tess is not because she has failed to capitalise on and maintain her mainstream career. Plus she lacks the willpower and skill for self-management.
I believe she could find the inner motivation if she shared her Uber Eats or Door Dash wish list on her OnlyFans page.
 
I read back a couple of years on that fetish forum re: Tess. It’s an interesting combination of liking fat women and denigrating them at the same time.

I had never seen this place before and am oddly intrigued by this. Coomers no know bounds and are oddly good farmers.

Some of the sickest burns I've ever read come from these fetishists. It puts us to shame and makes me ugly laugh. They all feel the same way about her as we do on almost every point with the main exception being our sexual opinion of her.

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Even they realize she's full of shit lmfaooo.

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And flaky
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And FAT
 

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She will have fart guys who want to be smothered in her giant ass cheeks while she farts McDonald’s gas in their face and talks in great detail how it feels to release on him, and describe other disgusting details about her bowel movements.

There was a documentary about SSBBW mOdElS on Youtube (forget the name--apologies). Goddess Patty (who died a year or so ago) was in it.

Yep. Fat fetishists aren't there for tits or pussy. Hell, many of them can't perform or get it up. Most of these men are Russell Greer/Andrew Ditch/Cyrax/Movie Bob kind of losers. The SSBBW ism gives them a fair and valid out for failure to get it up or even be good at anything. Expectations are so low, they're beneath Hades.
They are retards and creeps who want to talk to the "models." Fat beheems like Ryan Hooves are attainable and accessible.

Oh yeah, Ryan. You gotta talk to the mewling doughy bald simps from The Human Centipede 2. THIS IS HOW YOU EARN YOUR GROCERIES, tubbo!
You'll get: Gift cards, call aheads to a restaurant, pre-ordered baked goods, doordashed fass fud and peapoded supermarket groceries.

But you WILL NOT GET very much cash. Not anything that's translatable to paying rent, utilities, tuition for Bowie, gas for the Jeep...

And you have to gain. Get BIGGER. Or they get bored and leave. These fine, upstanding 4H participants have volunteered to collectively raise, train, and exhibit a PRIZE county fair HAWG. They're here to be a PART OF IT...and they're here to WIN BIG.

And there will be trials and tribulations. Goddess Patty revealed in the documentary that she couldn't shave her armpits. Hadn't been able for years. And at the time of filming...had an infection erupting around her pits.

And she went on to tell the cameraman and interviewer... "Oh, they WANT to hear about my infections. They want to hear every part of it." Like how you can't cut your own toenails. How you can't wipe your ass and you trickle piss from your fetid pussy all over the toilet seat because you can't reach or lift your gunt. They want to hear how you "ACKTUALLEH, DO NOT smell very good!" They're here for low tide at the pier. They're here for feet and week old Fritos. They're here for B.O. Ahoy!

Sound that Cape Cod foghorn! Because if you don't... they WILL get bored. And they WILL leave.

Most fat fetishists are slob fetishists. Better get gud, Hooves.

Oh--and when Bowie gets big enough... He WILL be wearing a few extra hats. (This also was the fate of Goddess Patty's son. Pauline Potter's son too):

He'll be marketer/distributor/pimp/bouncer/security/camera man/film maker/doordasher/DRS caregiver/paulbearer.

But what he WILL NEVER be is:

A child
A best friend
A college graduate
Free

And that, my friends, is its OWN horror story.
 
Rate me late, but I was just looking at old photos in this thread compared to new ones, and has anyone else noticed how Tess's face has just gotten disgusting with filler. I've just sort of chalked it up to her natural enfattening but I don't think so. I'm sure the natural weight gain doesn't help, but she has such an extreme case of overfilled pillow face:
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Early thread Tess (2011-2016 photos):
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Recent Tess:
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It was always obvious she had filler, but just how overfilled she was didn't stand out to me until I saw side by side photos and how she looks like a different person. I wonder what's a Tess to do now that filler and the overfilled look is falling out of favor, and now that the medical science is showing filler sticks around forever and can cause health issues? Will her onlyfans money be enough to dissolve it? Dissolving filler can have some nasty side effects to the skin's natural elasticity too since Hyaluronidase also affects the naturally occurring stuff. Oof. Best of luck, Tess
 
There was a documentary about SSBBW mOdElS on Youtube (forget the name--apologies). Goddess Patty (who died a year or so ago) was in it.
Was it My Big Fat Fetish?
Goddess Patty was the one-time Queen of the gaining world, weighing 44 stone. Tragically she is now too heavy to walk unaided and lives as a semi-invalid, virtually immobile and requires 24/7 care from her son Richard. Patty hasn't gone outside for six weeks but she still performs ‘squashings' for paying punters where she sits and bounces on them.

Through the lives of these four women, My Big Fat Fetish will look at where this unusual lifestyle started, what makes it so popular and why thousands of fans are willing to pay money to watch women ‘gaining' online.
https://www.channel4.com/press/news/my-big-fat-fetish

I've tried finding it online, but it doesn't seem to be uploaded anywhere and every torrent is dead.

Also, Goddess Patty is credited everywhere as "Jackass star", even though she just showed up one time to show her 'magic trick' of making Wee Man disappear.
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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2483959/

Imagine being credited for this in your obituary because it's less embarrassing than anything else you've done.
 
Rate me late, but I was just looking at old photos in this thread compared to new ones, and has anyone else noticed how Tess's face has just gotten disgusting with filler. I've just sort of chalked it up to her natural enfattening but I don't think so. I'm sure the natural weight gain doesn't help, but she has such an extreme case of overfilled pillow face:
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It was always obvious she had filler, but just how overfilled she was didn't stand out to me until I saw side by side photos and how she looks like a different person. I wonder what's a Tess to do now that filler and the overfilled look is falling out of favor, and now that the medical science is showing filler sticks around forever and can cause health issues? Will her onlyfans money be enough to dissolve it? Dissolving filler can have some nasty side effects to the skin's natural elasticity too since Hyaluronidase also affects the naturally occurring stuff. Oof. Best of luck, Tess
Every time I'm tempted to maybe get a little Botox or filler, I think of these over-filled faces and makes me feel aging naturally is the best choice.
I'm not going to judge others for getting it done, but it's not for me. I'm 61, I should have some wrinkles.
 
It was always obvious she had filler, but just how overfilled she was didn't stand out to me until I saw side by side photos and how she looks like a different person

Disagree. I think it's just her lips that are overfilled and the rest of it is fat. She has duck lips from her overfilling and the classic pillowing over her lip line caused by this. They've found that filler remains in the body even after the usual time it takes to dissolve (3-6 months depending) so if you're refilling the same amount each time that basically builds up and ends up with an inevitable overfill hence the duck lip.

She still has heavy nasolabial creases (the ones from nose to mouth) and marionette lines (side of her lips) that are from age. If she was truly doing too much on botox or filling these would be smooth or puffed.
 
Tess definitely overfilled her lips. She got them filled for free as an influencer, posted about it, and did it too much for a while, when it was free or her Cake John paid.

I’m not so sure about cheek filler. We have to remember she’s not really old enough to need plumping the way it’s described especially because she has natural plumpness. Most start at about 50, not 30s. Yes, a lot of Hollywood people start this nonsense too early because it proves you can afford it and many are also very thin-but it’s expensive and Tess’s money is sporadic. I wouldn’t say she never filled her cheeks because they do look plump a bit far forward in the apple, but deathfats also gain weight oddly so I’m not convinced.

I think she’s even stopped the lip filler, they seem to look less like trout.

Depending on filler, it may stay longer than expected but it migrates so the plump look doesn't stay. Thats why women redo it every few years, adding more and more.

Maybe she’s done Botox but that wears off after 3 months. Her forehead has always been suspiciously smooth. Can she afford $3000 a year on Botox? I wondered if that was what the bangs were about.

I think in the Z list echelon where Tess resides, the overfilled, fake look is still popular, and most definitely for the OnlyFans class. Just look at Courtney (Clenney) Tailer, she was a gorgeous girl next door type and once she did OF, it was all lips, cheeks, lashes and knives. Those women don’t aspire to classy style, they want to look like fuck dolls.

Little does Tess know that people only want to see her giant belly and balloon arms. She might as well forget procedures and buy more Little Debby cakes.
 
There is a special place in Hell for parents who do porn. There's an even more special place in there for parents who know their kids are being bullied and refuse to stop doing porn.

There was a Reddit post making the rounds a few years back posted by a kid who was suicidal due as a result of his mom doing OF. The post was fake karma bait. That said, it genuinely seems like losing their kid is the only thing that'll get through to OF "models". In the Lily Philips "documentary" about fucking 100 men in one day, there's a skype call with another OF thot who offhandedly mentioned her daughter getting bullied and just moved on with the conversation.
Agreed. The poor kid is going to suffer, and she does not care one bit.
 
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